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Arrrchibald -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 9:06:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon Granted, but that's all you get of her is her ass. i wish the weather would make up it's mind over here... going from a humid 80 degrees to a chilly 60 degrees is just not fair! Granted. It's a chilly 60, and raining. Raining locusts. Locusts with knives. I wish I could get to sleep whenever I wanted.

Arrrchibald -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 9:09:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead Arrrchibald, you get to make a fridge as big as you like out of glacier ice, as you now live in Antarctica. Dream, you can move with him as the temperature is pretty consistent there. Now... I still wish I had that massage and hot tub thing happening. Granted, you have a hot tub, full of dead hookers. And a massage, from the lady at the DMV with the 5" fingernails.

unDEAD -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/5/2008 1:50:27 AM)
you are now suffer narcoplepsy. enjoy. i wish i could really wish for stuff and have it come true.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/5/2008 4:11:51 AM)
Granted, you now have the power to make 1 real wish... but the narcolepsy you so freely dispensed backfired. You fall asleep before ever completing that wish. I wish I had 2 slaves here to serve me ‘breast-fast’ in bed. [sm=bust.gif][sm=bust.gif]

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/5/2008 4:13:12 AM)
you do.... but its powdered I wish I made more monies

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/5/2008 4:20:23 AM)
Granted, you make more money and invest in gold coins that you hide in the attic. Eventually the weight of the coins crashes through the roof, hits you on the head and you have spend all that extra money on medical bills… leaving you pretty much where you are at right now financially. [sm=bury.gif] I wish I could win the Last One To Post Thread

MMistress -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/5/2008 4:27:02 AM)
Granted, but Mod XI banned you from the message boards cause she really wanted to take that win. I wish I could get an A on my finals without studying.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/5/2008 4:28:58 AM)
Granted, but you get a STD from the professor... I wish I could go play in the park today

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/5/2008 4:37:10 AM)
Granted, but the park is in VA and while playing Frisbee you hit mod XI in the head. She recognizes you, bans you account, then neither of us win the Last To Post thread. I wish breakfast was ready

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/5/2008 4:45:22 AM)
Granted it is, but there are bugs in it, and they eat your tongue for thier breakfast I wish I was bulletproof

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/5/2008 4:47:48 AM)
Granted, but you aren't waterproof and you get robed by someone with a squirtgun. I wish I was finished moving into my nice new townhouse by the river.

batshalom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/5/2008 5:09:02 AM)
~LOL~ RS Granted, but it's made out of cardboard and the squirgun-wielding robber comes a'callin'. I wish Robert Downey Jr would come watch Iron Man with me today.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/5/2008 5:23:19 AM)
Granted, but he telegraphs all the good parts, and keeps tellin you how they did every single special effect I wish I discovered the cure for cancer

batshalom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/5/2008 9:10:48 AM)
(As if I'd care.) Granted. But just as soon as you get to the end of the last step, you are stricken with Wernicke's aphasia. I wish Robert Downey Jr were my Dom for a Day.

purepleasure -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/5/2008 9:24:08 AM)
Granted. But he has you wear a blindfold and stand in the corner for the entire time you're together without touching you at all. I wish people wouldn't irritate me so much.

Arrrchibald -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/5/2008 9:55:51 AM)
Granted, you are now comatose. I wish my classes weren't as boring.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/5/2008 9:56:52 AM)
Granted. You are now covered in talc so that there's no irritation or chafing when you are around others. I wish I could have a pet monkey.

batshalom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/5/2008 12:15:08 PM)
Granted. And he doesn't even throw poo. He does, however, hump your face and pee in your bed. I wish cognitive psych had been as interesting as I'd hoped.

Arrrchibald -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/5/2008 2:03:16 PM)
Granted, once they start disecting your brain. I wish shipping wasn't so damn expensive.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/5/2008 2:05:06 PM)
Granted. Shipping is now free, however the handling charge has now tripled. I wish I had a pitcher of margaritas right now.

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