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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2008 8:47:17 PM   
Lynnxz


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I wish my bank would stop charging me random fees for doing nothing at all... #$^&*(


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2008 8:49:57 PM   
tolovetolaugh


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Status: offline 		Granted. You have been diagnosed with  Prader-Willi syndrome, and I sent you a chocolate one with a card. =) Someone strapped you to a chair for your own good though, might have trouble with a fork.

I wish... I could climb trees as good as I could before the boobs grew.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2008 8:50:01 PM   
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I wish I was camping right now


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2008 8:50:19 PM   
ResidentSadist


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2008 8:54:14 PM   
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I still wish I was camping


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2008 8:56:11 PM   
DragonLadysFire


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I wish I was watching a campfire


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2008 9:01:26 PM   
ResidentSadist


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I wish I had about 10 pounds of chocolate.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2008 9:02:59 PM   
tolovetolaugh


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I wish George rr Martin would finish the "a song of ice and fire" series


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2008 10:56:02 PM   
ResidentSadist


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I wish I had 3 slaves that all wanted to have babies and raise a large family. 

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2008 11:05:26 PM   
Asherdelampyr


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I wish I was getting head right now

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2008 11:08:21 PM   
hopelessfool


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I wish I had a cookie...one with regular and white chocolate chips...


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2008 11:10:10 PM   
ResidentSadist


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2008 11:10:28 PM   
Asherdelampyr


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I wish the person I've been spending so much time chatting with was up here with me

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2008 11:12:25 PM   
hopelessfool


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I wish I understood japanese


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2008 11:13:45 PM   
hopelessfool


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Still wanting to understand japanese


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2008 11:39:39 PM   
ResidentSadist


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 I wish I had a Japanese slave that liked to cook.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2008 11:41:23 PM   
hopelessfool


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Status: offline 		Granted, but all the cooking shes provided has made you fat and she has now left you for a more attractive dom....

I wish I had someone to fuck in the rain with...


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2008 11:43:19 PM   
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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2008 11:43:38 PM   
ResidentSadist


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ORIGINAL: hopelessfool
Granted, but all the cooking shes provided has made you fat and she has now left you for a more attractive dom....

I wish I had someone to fuck in the rain with...

Granted, but its me.

I wish I had an umbrella.

quote:

ORIGINAL: martyrized
Granted, but it's icy cold outside and you both end up with frostbite on your unmentionable bits.

I wish I was in my Lord's arms right now.

Also granted, but again, its me. 

Still wants an umbrella. 

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2008 11:48:31 PM   
martyrized


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I wish I could accomplish all my financial goals with the snap of a finger, and then never have to worry about such things again.


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