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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 3:22:01 PM   
tolovetolaugh


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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

Granted...and now you are experiencing what edward scissor hands must have felt like wiping his arse....
i wish i won an all expense paid European vacation.


Beat me to it! :)

Granted, your plane gets hijacked on the way to it.

I still wish these damn shoes didn't hurt


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 3:27:52 PM   
lronitulstahp


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Status: offline 		granted... a horrible accident with a runaway shopping cart disfigures you and you've lost all feeling below your ankles...
i wish my boss wasn't such a bitch

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 3:28:34 PM   
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Status: offline 		Granted, your shoes no longer hurt because you caught a rare disease from the last pair and your nerve endings disintegrated leaving you numb.  Now you walk like a drunken sailor because your can’t feel the ground anymore. 
 I wish I had cat piss stain remover.
(for my stinky Rolls Royce)

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 3:30:36 PM   
ResidentSadist


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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp
granted... a horrible accident with a runaway shopping cart disfigures you and you've lost all feeling below your ankles...
i wish my boss wasn't such a bitch

OK… your boss in no longer a bitch, now they are a dick. 
 I still want cat piss remover.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 3:30:42 PM   
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Status: offline 		Granted. She is now so nice, it drives you insane. She brings you coffee, cake, massages your feet, asks to wash you and your underwear, never stops touching you and follows you everywhere you go so you dont get mugged. You eventually find her going through your rubbish and she murders your pretty little kitty cat.

I wish someone would type up this sodding report for me.

** Too bad RS, sales of cats pee remover dropped, so they took it off the market, FOREVER**

< Message edited by MissMagnolia -- 5/12/2008 3:32:01 PM >

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 3:32:33 PM   
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Status: offline 		Granted, your report is being typed but you have kneel and blow them while they type.   Hey… that might not be bad… wait…
 
I wish I was typing.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 4:08:15 PM   
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i wish gas prices were cut in half

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 4:10:21 PM   
subtee


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Status: offline 		Granted, gas priced are halved, but so are cars.

I wish I could go on a long walk right now.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 4:11:57 PM   
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i wish i could be Michael Jordan's sub

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 4:13:37 PM   
subtee


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Status: offline 		Granted! But you're only his sub(stitute) on the court.

I wish I didn't have to cook tonight.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 4:15:40 PM   
lronitulstahp


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i wish i was the sole heir to the guy who invented wite out.....

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 4:18:09 PM   
subtee


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I wish my ass wasn't sore right now.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 4:27:43 PM   
lronitulstahp


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i wish i had a 22 inch waist

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 4:28:33 PM   
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I wish my nose weren't so stuffy.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 4:37:03 PM   
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Status: offline 		granted, because you now have no nose. you can make good money at a freakshow, but sneezing is a problem.

i wish i didn't have to go do a swing shift in a couple hours because they're shutting off the power to the block where my job is during my usual shift.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 5:49:48 PM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. You get to go home immediately. But all the power is off in your building. And an unseasonal blizzard is on it's way. And you can't cook anything, or get out for food. You are then eaten by a pack of starving german shepherds who wandered by. See? You should have just worked the shift. Now your dead. Silly thing.

I wish I had some chocolate.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 5:59:17 PM   
batshalom


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I wish I weren't afraid to ride bikes.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 6:03:46 PM   
lronitulstahp


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i wish i had neil young tickets

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 6:09:43 PM   
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i wish i had better sattelite tv

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 6:13:07 PM   
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Status: offline 		Granted, a huge satilite feel into your yard, didn't break, but the vibration from the fall caused your TV to fall and break.

i wish i didn't have to sleep alone again tonight.

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