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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2008 11:52:04 PM   
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I wish my cat would give me back my bed...


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" I have nothing left to give, I have found the perfect end, You remain to make it hurt, disappear in to the dirt, carry me to heavens arms.....Dear Agony Just let go of me, suffer slowly, is this the way its gotta be, Dear Agony...."

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2008 11:53:25 PM   
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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2008 11:55:21 PM   
hopelessfool


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Status: offline 		-eyes Asher and pebbles- Its okay sweetheart put the claws away he doesnt know your a She, or a perfect Mistress... its okay calm down...

Granted, but they end up being made by some guy in india and ruins the entire series.

I wish I had cat treats to calm her fury...


< Message edited by hopelessfool -- 5/11/2008 11:56:12 PM >

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" I have nothing left to give, I have found the perfect end, You remain to make it hurt, disappear in to the dirt, carry me to heavens arms.....Dear Agony Just let go of me, suffer slowly, is this the way its gotta be, Dear Agony...."

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2008 11:55:53 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: hopelessfool
I wish I had cat treats to calm her fury...


Granted, but they are tigers and eat your family. 

quote:

ORIGINAL: martyrized
Granted, but it's made of battenburg lace, and doesn't keep you dry at all.

I wish I could accomplish all my financial goals with the snap of a finger, and then never have to worry about such things again.

Granted, Your financial matters are no longer a problem because, yes, you guessed it, once again, you are mine and we are wealthy.  The snap of your fingers was because you were gagged at your BDSM wedding and it signified “I do”.

I really want someone to serve me breakfast when I wake up tomorrow.

< Message edited by ResidentSadist -- 5/11/2008 11:58:36 PM >

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2008 11:56:58 PM   
hopelessfool


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I wish I had someone to clean my Kitchen and do my dishes


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" I have nothing left to give, I have found the perfect end, You remain to make it hurt, disappear in to the dirt, carry me to heavens arms.....Dear Agony Just let go of me, suffer slowly, is this the way its gotta be, Dear Agony...."

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2008 11:57:53 PM   
Asherdelampyr


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I wish I had some nice hot cocoa

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2008 11:58:55 PM   
hopelessfool


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I wish I had a new teddybear...


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2008 11:59:34 PM   
ResidentSadist


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I wish this thread wasnt movinig so damn fast.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 12:00:14 AM   
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I wish we had world peace.........



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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 12:00:35 AM   
hopelessfool


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quote:

You get a new teddy bear, but it's filled with concrete.

I wish we had world peace.........


Everyone but you dies to achieve it

I wish my computer was fixed so I wasnt chained to a desktop...


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 12:28:35 AM   
ResidentSadist


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Status: offline 		Granted, your puter works great but now you are chained to Asher’s bed instead (andhe is fresh outta' cookies).   I wish I could find my digital camera. 

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 12:36:18 AM   
hopelessfool


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I wish I could sleep...


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" I have nothing left to give, I have found the perfect end, You remain to make it hurt, disappear in to the dirt, carry me to heavens arms.....Dear Agony Just let go of me, suffer slowly, is this the way its gotta be, Dear Agony...."

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 12:37:17 AM   
Asherdelampyr


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I wish my UM would sleep through the night

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 1:27:33 PM   
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i wish my friend would come pick up her kid

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 2:21:16 PM   
ResidentSadist


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I wish I had a party in my house tonight.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 2:24:45 PM   
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I wish I hadn't gotten bitten by a spider the other night. >_<


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 3:12:38 PM   
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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 3:18:19 PM   
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I wish my nails didn't keep breaking.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 3:20:11 PM   
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i wish i won an all expense paid European vacation.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 3:20:16 PM   
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