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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 6:14:53 PM   
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I wish the salt wasn't downstairs, my steak and potatoes needs more salt.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 6:16:50 PM   
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I wish I was having steamy hot sex right now

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 6:21:08 PM   
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i wish i had a new laptop

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 6:25:04 PM   
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I wish I had more leather

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 6:27:22 PM   
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I wish I didnt get a job as a traveling knife salesman...


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 6:28:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		Granted. A lovely bovine will be eating your lawn in the morning.

I wish Sir and I had more time to spend together (not that I'm greedy :)

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 6:29:24 PM   
ResidentSadist


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr
I wish I had more leather

Granted.. it comes in the form of scleroderma as your skin turns to leather from the disease. 

I wish the dungeon in my new house was all set up. 

oooooooooooooooooops.. we got out of sync on this one eh?

< Message edited by ResidentSadist -- 5/12/2008 6:31:16 PM >

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 6:29:38 PM   
hopelessfool


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Status: offline 		Granted but its only a life size replica of your Sir and Your real Sir was eaten by ashers Cows...

I wish I had some non diet soda....


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 6:30:22 PM   
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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 6:31:08 PM   
hopelessfool


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quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Granted.. it comes in the form of scleroderma as your skin turns to leather from the disease. 

I wish the dungeon in my new house was all set up. 

Granted but it was set up by someone with the intelligence of a 5 year old and you have all these extra parts...

Still wishing for that undiet soda



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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 6:32:23 PM   
hopelessfool


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" I have nothing left to give, I have found the perfect end, You remain to make it hurt, disappear in to the dirt, carry me to heavens arms.....Dear Agony Just let go of me, suffer slowly, is this the way its gotta be, Dear Agony...."

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 6:33:18 PM   
ResidentSadist


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Status: offline 		Granted… I have soda little girl.. :)  But, you discover it is loaded with roofies and <insert perverse fantasy here>. 

I wish I didn’t get arrested passing out sodas to such young girls. 

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 6:34:20 PM   
hopelessfool


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Status: offline 		Granted but now you get arrested for appearing in public wearing blue..

I wish I had a nice big strong man to take care of me....


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" I have nothing left to give, I have found the perfect end, You remain to make it hurt, disappear in to the dirt, carry me to heavens arms.....Dear Agony Just let go of me, suffer slowly, is this the way its gotta be, Dear Agony...."

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 6:38:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		Granted. But Popeyes spinach only last a few minutes, so he has to take care of you fast.

I wish my apt would clean itself...

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 6:39:20 PM   
ResidentSadist


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Status: offline 		Granted… little elves come out every night after you sleep and clean your house.  Unfortunately they are horny little bastards and now you are mother to a bunch of short people named Sleepy, Grumpy etc..

quote:

ORIGINAL: hopelessfool
I wish I had a nice big strong man to take care of me....

Granted, and he has soda.  Unfortunately it seems he recently got out of jail and is still wearing blue and can’t get a job so you have to support him. 

I wish there was something better on TV.

< Message edited by ResidentSadist -- 5/12/2008 6:43:12 PM >

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 6:43:06 PM   
hopelessfool


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Status: offline 		Granted RS But Its the all Kitten All the Time tv....
Granted awakened but your apartment ends up eating you...

I wish I had someone to help me through my waxing session tonight.


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" I have nothing left to give, I have found the perfect end, You remain to make it hurt, disappear in to the dirt, carry me to heavens arms.....Dear Agony Just let go of me, suffer slowly, is this the way its gotta be, Dear Agony...."

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 6:44:51 PM   
ResidentSadist


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Status: offline 		Granted… but your friend is a sadist and their glee at your pain only makes matters worse.
 
I wish I had a fresh cold one.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 6:45:52 PM   
hopelessfool


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Status: offline 		Granted, but its the roofied soda that you gave me eariler, and I thought to practice my waxing on you first...

I wish I had someone to do my laundry...


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" I have nothing left to give, I have found the perfect end, You remain to make it hurt, disappear in to the dirt, carry me to heavens arms.....Dear Agony Just let go of me, suffer slowly, is this the way its gotta be, Dear Agony...."

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 6:46:34 PM   
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i wish i had tomoorrow off from work

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2008 6:47:44 PM   
hopelessfool


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Status: offline 		Granted, but while your off the company is taken over by RS And everyone who wont be his slave is fired...

I wish I had some better anime to watch....


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