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awakenednj -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 7:05:06 PM)
Granted. But your stuck somwhere in a bus surrounded by people you WISH had used Dial. I wish my job was closer to my home.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 7:05:25 PM)
[sm=ignore.gif][sm=threadhijack.gif] quote: ORIGINAL: hopelessfool I wish I didnt have the theme song from pokemon stuck in my head... Stop wait , you didnt say pokemon ... bak in 1 sec with edit... BRB [edit - back now] I had to post this... Greatest Master 6:52 mp3 download. This is my DJ Sadist edit and mix of a pokemon song that I turned into a BDSM anthem. -------------------- Greatest Master is a BDSM anthem that proclaiming "I will be striving to be the greatest Master". This is an amazing bastardization of children's video game song about Pokemon. You have to compare it's new lyrics to the original to truly appreciate the monumental work that went into this edit in order to create a BDSM theme.

awakenednj -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 7:06:13 PM)
Granted. "This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends...." I also wish my job paid more.

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 7:06:55 PM)
They were playing it in the lobby where I had my interveiw this evening. Except it was a dvd and would only play the first 5 minutes of the show... Granted Awakening but now you are a traveling knife salesman... I wish My toys would clean themselves...

awakenednj -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 7:10:21 PM)
Granted. But now they have a mind of their own and start taking over the world. (Like Cartmans Trapper Keeper if ya watched South Park) no more wishes for me tonight. Gnight all :)

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 7:13:34 PM)
Sadist... You are one stick twisted Man... I wish a had a time machine to go back in tim to not listen to that...

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 7:20:27 PM)
Granted, but you have to listen to a different DJ Sadist all original techno tune called Renegade Master instead. I wish I had my stereo set up.

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 7:25:05 PM)
Granted. However, it's up full bore and you can't turn it down. The knobs fall off and you can't do a thing. It's plugged into a socket, the one that some bitch filled with glue, and the neighbours are getting angry and forming a lynch mob. The police arrive and take you away. They put you in a cell with BIG BILLY and he falls in love and makes you his. In a carnal sense, you know. I wish I had unlimited money.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 7:26:59 PM)
Granted, but it is all counterfeit. The police arrive and take you away. They put you in a cell with BIG BERTHA and she falls in love and makes you hers. In a carnal sense, you know. I wish I had ice cream.

batshalom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 7:31:07 PM)
Granted, but you have to dig it out of Big Bertha's butt first. happy eating. I wish I weren't so sleepy.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 7:35:29 PM)
Granted, a plane crashed into the house nect door and suddenly you are quite awake,. I wish women would learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down and don't complain. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 7:37:37 PM)
granted, but we learn to glue it down and You have to learn to use our way i wish i had something more interesting to watch on TV

Leatherist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 7:37:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Granted, a plane crashed into the house nect door and suddenly you are quite awake,. I wish women would learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down and don't complain. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. They won't learn,but you can diaper them as an alternative if they are a slave. It helps thier perspective. I wish the damned dogs would quit barking all the time.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 7:40:19 PM)
Granted but be careful what you wish for, many solution involve death here lately. But your dogs are spared death, they get colds, can't bark and requuire huge medical bills. I wish I had a pet.

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 8:40:41 PM)
Granted. You now have a pet. Unfortunately, it is 3 toed sloth who smells bad and does nothing but poop all day. He lives in your bedroom. And puts off the ladies. I wish I could find the perfect red lipstick for my skin tone.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 10:49:46 PM)
Granted, but the color match was done right after you had a sunburn so it’s no good anymore. I wish all the slaves and/or indefinable submissives in their unique and limitless perceptions of themselves that transcend verbal description or categorization, would just speak plain English from now on.

prdslave -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 10:52:21 PM)
Granted, but you now only speak and understand Latin. i wish all my socks came out of the dryer every time they went in.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 11:01:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: prdslave Granted, but you now only speak and understand Latin. i wish all my socks came out of the dryer every time they went in. Tribuo , tamen vestri socks procedo exigo via they went in… madidus. (Granted, but your socks come out exactly the way they went in… wet.) Volo EGO had a fervens cruor Latin mancipium. (I wish I had a hot blooded Latin slave. )

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 12:05:15 AM)
Granted, but you get busted for owning a mail order bride, and spend the next 4 years in jail... On the upside they some how confuse you for a female and your placed in an all female jail cell. I wish I was able to sleep without fear of nightmares....

PanthersMom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 12:06:41 AM)
granted, his name is guido and he finds you irresistable. i wish i could fall asleep.

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