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HieroV -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:48:10 PM)

You died this morning.

I wish I could get my dog not to bark.




ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:48:35 PM)

Granted, an Eskimo gives your dog a roofie soda and then starts eyeing your wax. 
 
I wish I had gone to Alaska long ago when I had an invite.




awakenednj -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:48:46 PM)

Granted. You're fired.
I wish my cold would go away




lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:50:09 PM)

granted...but the show is actually scientologist propaganda used to brainwash you and you are helpless against it
i wish i had a white castle in my neighborhood




hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:50:21 PM)

Granted Hiro... Its because your dog is not a god but a cat and its in heat...

Granted RS But you forget to pack your parka and you freeze to death

Granted Awakened But now you have hot flashes

Granted  Iron... But it ends up just being a burger king in disguise...

I wish my phone would ring....




ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:50:55 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: awakenednj

Granted. You're fired.
I wish my cold would go away

Granted, but the cold medicine turns out to be an addicting narcotic.
 
I still wish I had gone to Alaska long ago when I had an invite.
 




lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:51:23 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HieroV

You died this morning.

I wish I could get my dog not to bark.
Timeout!!! harsh.....[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m23.gif[/image]




awakenednj -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:52:27 PM)

granted... but in the new alternate reality you've spent the years since surviving off the wild after your plane crashed on your northern expedition

I wish my connection was faster so I could be in better sync with this thread




hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:53:16 PM)

Granted, but now your faster connection causes the site to lag...

Still wanting my phone to ring...




lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:53:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: awakenednj

granted... but in the new alternate reality you've spent the years since surviving off the wild after your plane crashed on your northern expedition

I wish my connection was faster so I could be in better sync with this thread
granted, but thread is pulled
i wish flavor flav would go missing...




ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:53:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: hopelessfool
Granted RS But you forget to pack your parka and you freeze to death
I wish my phone would ring....


Granted, the phone rings but its the funeral parlor and you are invited to a funeral in Alaska.

I wish I hadn’t died in Alaska.

** but would trade my wish if "flavor flav would go missing"**




awakenednj -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:53:54 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

quote:

ORIGINAL: HieroV

You died this morning.

I wish I could get my dog not to bark.
Timeout!!! harsh.....[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m23.gif[/image]


I was just going to say you were fired... but i guess I'm nice :)




MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:54:46 PM)

Granted. You died in Brazil. Fuck it's hot there. You seriously stink. No offense.

I wish my cleaner would actually clean something and get off the fucking phone.




hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:55:19 PM)

Granted RS But now your alive and living as my sex slave.
Granted Mag.. But Now they wont leave you alone with asking what to do next...

I wish It wasnt so cold, because the new peircings are causing squishy reactions...




awakenednj -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:57:32 PM)

Granted, your are in Brazil with RSs stinky body.
I wish i could sleep through the night tonight




hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:58:53 PM)

Granted but in your sleeping you miss the lottery drawing and someone steals your winning ticket...

I Wish... my Download of fruits basket wasnt in japanese....




ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:58:57 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia
Granted. You died in Brazil. Fuck it's hot there. You seriously stink. No offense.

I wish my cleaner would actually clean something and get off the fucking phone.

Granted, yoru cleaner hangs up but starts breaking all they clean.

I wish I wasn't such an old dog set in my domly ways so I could live as some young chic's sexslave. 




hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 7:00:13 PM)

Granted, but that young chick is me... and I always wanted to learn CBT

Still wanting my Anime to be in english..




ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 7:01:24 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: awakenednj

Granted, your are in Brazil with RSs stinky body.
I wish i could sleep through the night tonight

Granted, but you are sleeping at the end of my chain and the last thing you hear before you drift of is “lay vewy, vewy still”

I wish I was back in Florida well showered, all fresh and alive.




hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 7:02:52 PM)

Granted but the second you get in the shower the water turns to mud and you get all the more dirter...

I wish I didnt have the theme song from pokemon stuck in my head...




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