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ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:14:53 PM)
Granted, you have the best satellite TV & dish they make. Unfortunately, the satellite is knocked out of orbit by aliens as they rushin to invade Earth and we are all gonna’ die anyway. I wish the salt wasn't downstairs, my steak and potatoes needs more salt.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:16:50 PM)
Granted however someone accidentaly mixed it with Arsenic, and you didnt notice until it was too late I wish I was having steamy hot sex right now

lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:21:08 PM)
granted...you have bed bugs i wish i had a new laptop

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:25:04 PM)
Granted... its a Gateway (need I say more?) and can olny run Windows 98... but its never been out of the box I wish I had more leather

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:27:22 PM)
Granted but you need to kill the cow first I wish I didnt get a job as a traveling knife salesman...

awakenednj -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:28:24 PM)
Granted. A lovely bovine will be eating your lawn in the morning. I wish Sir and I had more time to spend together (not that I'm greedy :)

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:29:24 PM)
Granted, ou both go into comas and spend all yoru time side by side... laying there. quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr I wish I had more leather Granted.. it comes in the form of scleroderma as your skin turns to leather from the disease. I wish the dungeon in my new house was all set up. oooooooooooooooooops.. we got out of sync on this one eh?

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:29:38 PM)
Granted but its only a life size replica of your Sir and Your real Sir was eaten by ashers Cows... I wish I had some non diet soda....

awakenednj -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:30:22 PM)
Aw- hopeless, ya beat me!

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:31:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Granted.. it comes in the form of scleroderma as your skin turns to leather from the disease. I wish the dungeon in my new house was all set up. Granted but it was set up by someone with the intelligence of a 5 year old and you have all these extra parts... Still wishing for that undiet soda

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:32:23 PM)
What can I say Im quick with my paws weg

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:33:18 PM)
Granted… I have soda little girl.. :) But, you discover it is loaded with roofies and <insert perverse fantasy here>. I wish I didn’t get arrested passing out sodas to such young girls.

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:34:20 PM)
Granted but now you get arrested for appearing in public wearing blue.. I wish I had a nice big strong man to take care of me....

awakenednj -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:38:15 PM)
Granted. But Popeyes spinach only last a few minutes, so he has to take care of you fast. I wish my apt would clean itself...

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:39:20 PM)
Granted… little elves come out every night after you sleep and clean your house. Unfortunately they are horny little bastards and now you are mother to a bunch of short people named Sleepy, Grumpy etc.. quote: ORIGINAL: hopelessfool I wish I had a nice big strong man to take care of me.... Granted, and he has soda. Unfortunately it seems he recently got out of jail and is still wearing blue and can’t get a job so you have to support him. I wish there was something better on TV.

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:43:06 PM)
Granted RS But Its the all Kitten All the Time tv.... Granted awakened but your apartment ends up eating you... I wish I had someone to help me through my waxing session tonight.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:44:51 PM)
Granted… but your friend is a sadist and their glee at your pain only makes matters worse. I wish I had a fresh cold one.

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:45:52 PM)
Granted, but its the roofied soda that you gave me eariler, and I thought to practice my waxing on you first... I wish I had someone to do my laundry...

lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:46:34 PM)
granted ...you are now in posession of an Eskimo s.a.m. i wish i had tomoorrow off from work

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/12/2008 6:47:44 PM)
Granted, but while your off the company is taken over by RS And everyone who wont be his slave is fired... I wish I had some better anime to watch....

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