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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 3:37:06 AM   
ResidentSadist


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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp
i wish it was raining...

Congratulations, monsoon season has started.
 
I wish I didn’t have to go car shopping today.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 3:38:23 AM   
SinLee


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i wish i could just fly anywhere at will

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 3:39:37 AM   
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i wish i had time for an omalette for breakfast instead of raison toast

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 5:34:07 AM   
batshalom


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ORIGINAL: SinLee
i wish i could just fly anywhere at will


Granted, but you can't use a plane (you fly like superman, only naked) and you have a terrible case of the trots, which lands you on the national news. People are not happy. ~plop~

quote:

ORIGINAL: BBWnNC72
i wish i had time for an omalette for breakfast instead of raison toast


Granted, but Sin's flying plop hits your plate before you can eat it.

I wish I could work up the nerve to have layers cut in my hair.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 8:04:07 AM   
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I wish I didn't have to go to work today.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 10:47:36 AM   
batshalom


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I wish I felt like going to get some Tanqueray - I'd like the buzz but just can't quite be bothered to seek it out.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 12:00:40 PM   
subtee


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Status: offline 		Granted, but now it's all you feel like doing and you become an alcoholic and lose your job and have to move to skid row and sing this with the other alcoholics:

Downtown
Where the folks are broke.
Downtown
Where your life's a joke.
Downtown
When you buy your token,
you go
Home to skid row.

I wish I could have a looooonnnnngggg massage right now.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 12:45:42 PM   
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I wish I had my chainmail stuff at work so I could feel like I accomplished something today


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 12:54:14 PM   
subtee


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Status: offline 		Well, like why is it the worst? What worst about it? Is it sticky or does the masseusse have BO?

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 1:01:58 PM   
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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 1:07:05 PM   
BBWnNC72


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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

Granted, however it is the worse massage in the history of massages

I wish I had my chainmail stuff at work so I could feel like I accomplished something today



granted, but Your boss doesn't think You accomplished anything and demotes You to toilet cleaner.

i wish i had a subway sandwich right now.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 3:43:53 PM   
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i wish i had a whirlpool tub

< Message edited by lronitulstahp -- 5/14/2008 3:44:16 PM >

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 3:56:01 PM   
tolovetolaugh


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Status: offline 		Granted. Should learn impulse control though, while using the jets to stimulate fun parts, you over-stiulated and now have no feeling in the area.

I wish I had something to do right now.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 4:07:19 PM   
Arrrchibald


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I wish my computer was more reliable. 


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 4:07:53 PM   
lronitulstahp


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i wish i could go back on the Simpson's ride

< Message edited by lronitulstahp -- 5/14/2008 4:08:59 PM >

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 4:17:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		Granted. However, the ride is now a naked human being who's a dead ringer for Homer Simpson and you have to, erm, ya know, RIDE him. Until he's happy. You know. *Winks*

I wish I stayed in bed today.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 4:20:00 PM   
lronitulstahp


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Granted. However, the ride is now a naked human being who's a dead ringer for Homer Simpson and you have to, erm, ya know, RIDE him. Until he's happy. You know. *Winks*

I wish I stayed in bed today.
you did...sadly the house caught fire and you were reduced to a pile of rubble, as you slept through the whole thing RIP
i wish i could go out to the pub tonight

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 4:54:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		Granted Iron but... you end up getting drunk and taken home by a person called MansStrenght In the Gorean dicussions ( Im Sorry I had to do it Someone shoved the bitchy stick up my ass today...) And most notably, he does what hes posted in the (Ignoring a slaves will vs. begging a collar thread)

I wish Iron wouldnt kill me for granting her wish


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 4:55:59 PM   
Asherdelampyr


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I wish I had more chicken to eat


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 4:57:17 PM   
hopelessfool


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Status: offline 		Granted but the chickens have the avian bird flu, and you now have 24 hours to live...

I wish I at least get to cum once during my Iron torture session


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