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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 4:58:35 PM   
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Granted... but its not a very good one, and just pisses her off more

I wish I was having sex for the last 24 hours of my life


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 5:00:04 PM   
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Granted, but her cunt has teeth and ends up biting your penis...  OFF

I wish I had someone swoop in and save me right before I loose my skin....

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 5:00:40 PM   
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Granted, but its RS...

I wish my penis wasnt bitten off


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 5:00:52 PM   
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granted, but it's being gang blown by a bunch of irate gorillas
i wish i was having sex for the next 24 minutes

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 5:02:18 PM   
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granted, but its with you own hand.

i wish i could figure out why the hell i work at my job

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 5:02:34 PM   
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Granted but its with 24 different migits that barely last for 30 seconds each

Granted BBW But it come with knowing its made out of human lives

I wish RS would give me a massage after saving my skin...

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 5:05:01 PM   
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granted, but he does it with  hydrochloric acid

I wish I had more money tobuy stuff with


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 5:06:22 PM   
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Granted but its with badly counterfited dollars and your now sent to cuba to be "Questioned"

I wish I was wearing an acid proof suit


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 5:19:14 PM   
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Granted but to be sure the acid stays out, it covers your entire body and will not even let air in so you can breathe.

I wish I didn't have to write paychecks tomorrow.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 5:29:01 PM   
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Granted, but now you have to hide my dead body instead  you get caught and are now sent to australia where a man named paul wants to eat you alive

I wish I was immortal and didnt did from suffication


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 6:12:08 PM   
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Granted. You are now immortal. However, not an immortal like a sexy vampire. Immortal as in a ghoul who lives in the graveyard, eating the rotting remains of bodies. God your breath is foul. I aint kissing ya.

I wish I had more money.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 7:05:53 PM   
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you have more money...but it is all in change form...the heaviness of your pockets causes serious back problems forcing you to spend the rest of your days as a hunched over jingling shrew


i wish the perfume my cousin gave me for mother's day hadn't been so cheap it made my chest break out{scratches}

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 8:29:35 PM   
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Granted, but now it's more expensive and contains acid in it burning your skin clear off...

I wish i had some cheesecake

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 8:40:54 PM   
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granted but its five years old and has never been refridgerated.

i wish there was and easier way to do laundry...

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 8:41:01 PM   
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Granted But its made of swiss cheese and crackers...
Granted Domah... Its called not doing it...  and your Dom leaves you because you smell so bad....

I wish I had someone to amuse me...

< Message edited by hopelessfool -- 5/14/2008 8:42:55 PM >


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 8:43:00 PM   
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So Pennywise the dancing clown appears, and pulls you down a sewer pipe.

I want a cat.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 8:44:24 PM   
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Granted Leatherist, the cat is me....

I wish I had some cookies...


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 8:45:25 PM   
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granted, but you have to pay me back for them with carnal favors

I wish I had more rings

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 8:50:22 PM   
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Granted but it ends up being 50 pounds of ring balogna...

I wish the carnal desires Ash inflicts on me, are enjoyable...


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" I have nothing left to give, I have found the perfect end, You remain to make it hurt, disappear in to the dirt, carry me to heavens arms.....Dear Agony Just let go of me, suffer slowly, is this the way its gotta be, Dear Agony...."

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 8:52:26 PM   
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Granted, however you wont e able to walk for years afterwards
I wish I could turn my bologna meats into art

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