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ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 5:26:34 AM)

Granted, Shannon Moore is living... living dead and not so attractive as a roting zombie. 

I wish the car dealer didn't sell that limo yesterday. 



everhope -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 5:46:13 AM)

granted and now you still have no car as it blew a rod on the way home from the dealer.

i wish someone (a special someone) would write me an e-mail



tolovetolaugh -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 8:34:39 AM)

Granted, they write a long love letter in which they finally share their deepest fantasy of putting a nose clip on you, shoving their dick down your throat, and watching you die. If you are a true submissive, naturally you would be over joyed to do this!

I wish my lips didn't always get chapped.



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 8:36:04 AM)

granted, now you have no lips to get chapped

I wish I could have stayed home today



tolovetolaugh -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 8:39:55 AM)

Granted. You have the flu.

I wish my cat knew how to use the toilet. And flush it.



justheather -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 8:43:16 AM)

Granted. But now s/he takes great pleasure in watching the "sparkly things" you keep in your jewelry box go round and round and down and down every time you leave the house.
I wish I had more energy today.




tolovetolaugh -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 8:58:54 AM)

Granted. *hands you adderall and two red bulls* have fun trying to sleep tonite. :) Or tommorrow night... And don't worry, the shaking is normal.

I wish for fireflys to catch.



fluffypet61 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 3:30:12 PM)

OK you got fireflies.  But you also got mosquitoes.

I wish for plane tickets to go visit grandchildren in 3 states.



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 3:42:09 PM)

granted... but they are fake and the airline knows it

I wish I was in better shape



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 6:15:55 PM)

Granted. You are now a triangle. A red sparkly one.

I wish that Ash would stop sending me pornographic photo's of him with Bert and Ernie from Sesane Street.



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 6:16:47 PM)

granted

now you are getting some of me with the Cookie Monster :P

I wish I had more cookies at work



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 8:36:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: everhope
granted and now you still have no car as it blew a rod on the way home from the dealer.

actually something more discomforting happened to ruin getting a car today, I got stomach fly an dhad t stay home.  ..........  just goes to show you better be careful what you wish for in this thread. LOL
quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr
I wish I had more cookies at work

Granted, you now work for Keebler. 

I wish I didn’t have the stomach flu.



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 8:57:01 PM)

Granted. However you now have leprosy. And halitosis. And smelly feet. I mean like REALLY smelly. Gorganzola cheese smelly. Oh, and your dick dropped off and a passing blackbird ate it. I think it would have been easier to deal with stomach flu, don't you?

I wish I was starring in a porn movie with BBspunkette.



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 9:18:04 PM)

Granted,,, I googled BBspunkette and searched CM profiles.  They do not exist so you are solo in your porn movie and just play with yourself. 

I wish I was watching a porn movie starring MM & BBspunkette. 



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 9:33:14 PM)

Oh you big silly RS. BBspunkette is easier to type than BBWnNC72.

Granted. You are now watching a porn movie starring BBspunkette and myself. However, it's a combined porn and recipe movie. We flash our tits, then show you how to make a perfect Apple Betty and Chicken Risotto. You see a bottom cheek, you get a recipe for Mango Sorbet. Betcha got a stiffy now, haven't ya? Yeah, ya dirty boy.[:D]

I wish Ash would invent the ultimate cookie, the one that everyone in the world becomes addicted to, the one that makes the world bright and happy, ends wars and makes us all sing.



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 9:59:16 PM)

Granted, you now make the perfect cookie and Asher flys to the down-under to lurk in your bushes  His rustlings scare BBspunkette away and now you alone with a cookie predator outside your house.  I‘d be vewy, vewy careful where I put those cookies!

I wish some of you guys would get out of the rafters and post something.



lilmissdefiant -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/17/2008 1:33:50 AM)

granted, but they are all aliens

I wish i was on the HardyShow.com




phoenixinchains -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/17/2008 1:42:08 AM)

granted, but now the computer screen is glued to your bum.

i wish my head ache would go away.



lilmissdefiant -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/17/2008 1:46:17 AM)

granted your now decapitated


i wish i didnt have anything glued to my ass



phoenixinchains -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/17/2008 1:50:23 AM)

granted, the glue is desolved and the computer screen is attached with piercings.

i wish i didn't lose my head so easily.



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