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jadedserendipity -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/17/2008 3:53:19 PM)

Granted, you now have the energy of a three year old, the downfall is you still are not potty trained, you suck on a baba, and chase women that you are attracted to with your boogies!!!!


I wish my boobies did not hurt so much..........



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/17/2008 6:07:19 PM)

Granted. One boob fell off. Now you only have half the pain.

I wish I won an all expenses paid trip to Fiji.



luckybss -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/17/2008 7:18:13 PM)

Granted... but Figi is now a leper colony and you cant leave!

i wish i had a good signature line.



Arrrchibald -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/17/2008 7:21:48 PM)

Granted, but no one can translate it to english. 

I wish my bedroom was bigger. 



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/17/2008 7:23:58 PM)

Granted. The walls are removed and you now have the entire world as your bedroom.

I wish someone would wash my dishes.



BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/17/2008 7:25:58 PM)

granted, but damn, that soap is slippery and now you have to eat off paper,

i wish i had some chocolate brownies with nuts and some whipped topping



PanthersMom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/17/2008 8:27:19 PM)

granted, you have then and they just fell on the floor where the dog ate them

i wish i wasn't so damned bored



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/17/2008 9:43:59 PM)

Granted. You are now reading the most fascinating book in the world. You just can't put it down. And there are 500 billion chapters. You didn't REALLY need to eat/shower/take care of people/work/etc, did you?

I wish I hadn't eaten so much chocolate.



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/17/2008 11:03:25 PM)

Granted, like so many other chocolate replies, it was a moderate amount of Ex-lax… and you ate it right after a sleeping pill.  Laxatives and sleeping pills are 2 things you should never take at the same time.
 
I wish I was living with 3 of my LTR ex’s, felicia, tamara and julie.



BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/18/2008 2:59:26 AM)

granted, but they make You their house boy and cuckhold.

i wish i had a twin to go to work for me today



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/18/2008 3:00:47 AM)

Granted. However, it's a conjoined twin, so you hafta go to work anyway. teeheehee

I wish dickheads didnt keep bothering me on the other side.



phoenixinchains -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/18/2008 3:01:44 AM)

Granted, your twin goes to work and sleeps with your boss, in the broom closet, and everyone heard it.

i wish i could get my belly dancing tummy roll back to snuff...



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/18/2008 3:11:20 AM)

Granted, but you go to the Middle East for training and get kidnapped.

I wish I was born long, long ago when pillaging, kidnapping and ravaging was more socially acceptable.



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/18/2008 3:13:21 AM)

Granted. However, you are now a girl. A very sexy girl.  With big boobs and long legs. REALLY hot. Enjoy!!!!

I still wish dickheads would stop bothering me on the other side.



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/18/2008 3:41:47 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia
Granted. However, you are now a girl. A very sexy girl.  With big boobs and long legs. REALLY hot. Enjoy!!!!
So I would look like you then? 

I still wish dickheads would stop bothering me on the other side.



phoenixinchains -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/18/2008 3:46:24 AM)

other side? are there cookies there?
no, that's the dark side.



BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/19/2008 11:12:44 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia

Granted. However, you are now a girl. A very sexy girl.  With big boobs and long legs. REALLY hot. Enjoy!!!!

I still wish dickheads would stop bothering me on the other side.


Granted, now it is the cuntheads that are bothering You.

i wish i had more energy today

phoenix~~~ we have cookies, all you have to do it sign here here and here and put a blood thumb print here and then go see Asher.



tolovetolaugh -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/19/2008 5:59:03 PM)

Granted. Saddly you get your energy just when put in a tiny cage with nothing to do.

I too wish I was born long ago when kidnapping and ravaging was socialy acceptable.



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/19/2008 9:59:05 PM)

Granted, lovetolaugh. However, you are a man. A very short, smelly, ugly man. With extreme bad breath. And you live with your mother. Because you're a closet homosexual (not accepted generally, in days of yore, well in the days of yore that I'm talkin bout[:D]). You don't want sex with tha ladies, and you're too scared to have sex wiff the boys in case the guys find out. You take up drinking and move to a cottage in the country and do needlecraft for the rest of your life. Fun, fun, fun!!

I wish my car magically changed into a flying dragon.



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/19/2008 11:48:39 PM)

Granted, but it is a typical fire breathing dragon and burns down your house with you in it...

i wish i had more to do right now than posting on forums lol



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