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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/16/2008 5:26:34 AM   
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I wish the car dealer didn't sell that limo yesterday. 

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/16/2008 5:46:13 AM   
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i wish someone (a special someone) would write me an e-mail

< Message edited by everhope -- 5/16/2008 5:48:08 AM >

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/16/2008 8:34:39 AM   
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I wish my lips didn't always get chapped.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/16/2008 8:36:04 AM   
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I wish I could have stayed home today


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/16/2008 8:39:55 AM   
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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/16/2008 8:43:16 AM   
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I wish I had more energy today.



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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/16/2008 8:58:54 AM   
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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/16/2008 3:30:12 PM   
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I wish for plane tickets to go visit grandchildren in 3 states.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/16/2008 3:42:09 PM   
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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/16/2008 6:15:55 PM   
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I wish that Ash would stop sending me pornographic photo's of him with Bert and Ernie from Sesane Street.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/16/2008 6:16:47 PM   
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now you are getting some of me with the Cookie Monster :P

I wish I had more cookies at work


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/16/2008 8:36:59 PM   
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ORIGINAL: everhope
granted and now you still have no car as it blew a rod on the way home from the dealer.

actually something more discomforting happened to ruin getting a car today, I got stomach fly an dhad t stay home.  ..........  just goes to show you better be careful what you wish for in this thread. LOL
quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr
I wish I had more cookies at work

Granted, you now work for Keebler. 

I wish I didn’t have the stomach flu.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/16/2008 8:57:01 PM   
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Status: offline 		Granted. However you now have leprosy. And halitosis. And smelly feet. I mean like REALLY smelly. Gorganzola cheese smelly. Oh, and your dick dropped off and a passing blackbird ate it. I think it would have been easier to deal with stomach flu, don't you?

I wish I was starring in a porn movie with BBspunkette.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/16/2008 9:18:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		Granted,,, I googled BBspunkette and searched CM profiles.  They do not exist so you are solo in your porn movie and just play with yourself. 

I wish I was watching a porn movie starring MM & BBspunkette. 

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/16/2008 9:33:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		Oh you big silly RS. BBspunkette is easier to type than BBWnNC72.

Granted. You are now watching a porn movie starring BBspunkette and myself. However, it's a combined porn and recipe movie. We flash our tits, then show you how to make a perfect Apple Betty and Chicken Risotto. You see a bottom cheek, you get a recipe for Mango Sorbet. Betcha got a stiffy now, haven't ya? Yeah, ya dirty boy.

I wish Ash would invent the ultimate cookie, the one that everyone in the world becomes addicted to, the one that makes the world bright and happy, ends wars and makes us all sing.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/16/2008 9:59:16 PM   
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Status: offline 		Granted, you now make the perfect cookie and Asher flys to the down-under to lurk in your bushes  His rustlings scare BBspunkette away and now you alone with a cookie predator outside your house.  I‘d be vewy, vewy careful where I put those cookies!

I wish some of you guys would get out of the rafters and post something.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 1:33:50 AM   
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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 1:42:08 AM   
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i wish my head ache would go away.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 1:46:17 AM   
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i wish i didnt have anything glued to my ass


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 1:50:23 AM   
phoenixinchains


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i wish i didn't lose my head so easily.

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