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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 2:16:54 AM   
lilmissdefiant


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Status: offline 		granted now your head is attached with metal bolts and you are now on Medication that makes you calm all the time.


i wish i didnt have anything attached to my ass at all


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 2:23:11 AM   
phoenixinchains


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Status: offline 		your bum will forever be oily, so slick nothing can ever get stuck to it again.

i wish i could stay online instead of going to take a shower.



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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 2:27:01 AM   
lilmissdefiant


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Status: offline 		granted, now You smell.

I wish I had a Real Proper Master


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He came to me one night. Explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed! When satisfied, he left & I was hurt!!... Fu*king mosquito!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 2:30:45 AM   
phoenixinchains


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Status: offline 		granted, now you are a twue sub.
i wish i could think of something to wish for... uh, not to smell, and not to have to shower...

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 2:34:04 AM   
everhope


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Status: offline 		granted..your head is now plastinzed and part of the Human Body World exhibition on display at the Mannheim's Museum of Technology and Work in Mannheim, Germany. (you will know right where to find it.)
 
i wish i knew what kind of new car to buy.

(i think i fell asleep in the process of posting this..lol) 

< Message edited by everhope -- 5/17/2008 2:38:43 AM >

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 2:51:35 AM   
phoenixinchains


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Status: offline 		Granted, you realize the errors of your ways, and get the unicorn you always wanted as a child.

i wish weren't in kansas.

< Message edited by phoenixinchains -- 5/17/2008 2:52:00 AM >

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 2:56:22 AM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. You are now on Pluto and have 3 seconds of air left. Better do something exciting and do it quickly.

I wish I had a dollar.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 3:09:34 AM   
phoenixinchains


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Status: offline 		i teleport to the enterprize.
granted, you are now a stripper at phoenix's imaginary co-ed strip club
you have lots of dollars.

i wish i were with Master in California.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 4:20:30 AM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		WOOO HOOOO!!!

Granted. However, your master was in a terrible accident. His dick dropped off, his boobs grew to gigantic proportions and he now works at the strip club, under the name of FiFi LaBelle, The Tranny From Hell. Yes, that was a surprise wasn't it> For him too, I bet.

I wish I could teleport to the strip club to watch FiFi dance.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 4:42:59 AM   
phoenixinchains


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Status: offline 		Poor Master!

Granted, However during His teleportation between treads, His original form was returned to Him.
But He was so tramatized He didn't realized He'd turned back to His normal self   and   did in fact dance and believe himself to be FiFi.

i wish i had some hair bleach...


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 4:53:14 AM   
ResidentSadist


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Status: offline 		Granted, you have hair bleach but are only allowed to use it on your pubes… of which you have none.

I wish all girls were shaved.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 4:57:35 AM   
phoenixinchains


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Status: offline 		Granted, but all the pubes wind up in your living room.

i wish there were an easier way to wash two feet of hair.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 5:16:10 AM   
lronitulstahp


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Status: offline 		granted....my great grandmother's old fashioned washng machine with the manual wringer arrives on your doorstep...i do a demonstration pulling your hair through the wringer and you are now bald...but the hair is fabulously clean!!! you're welcome....

i wish i had  a babysitter tonight so i could go to The Woodshed

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 5:23:49 AM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. However, she is the babysitter from hell. She's fabulous with the kids, but she paints your ceilings with red varnish and steals all your underwear. And sells it to perverts. With a photograph of who wore them. On ebay.

I wish my hair would hurry up and grow.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 5:26:49 AM   
tolovetolaugh


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Joined: 4/30/2008
Status: offline 		Granted. It grows thickly overnight so you wake up the next morning with developed dreads. Your only option to get rid of them is shaving your head bald.

I wish I had a better memory.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 6:15:04 AM   
lilmissdefiant


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Joined: 4/17/2008
Status: offline 		granted but now You can only remember the very worst things that ever happened to you.

I wish i was dating Shannon Moore, Jeff hardy and Matt hardy all at the same time.



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He came to me one night. Explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed! When satisfied, he left & I was hurt!!... Fu*king mosquito!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 6:33:27 AM   
ResidentSadist


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From: a mean old Daddy, but I like you - Joni Mitchell
Status: offline 		Granted, but in a freak scheduling accident, they cross paths and become enraged because they aren’t poly.  They freak out and kill you in a jealous rage before committing mass ritual suicide themselves in grief.
 
I wish upon wish, my ex is feeling better and comes over today to take me car shopping. 

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 6:34:44 AM   
tolovetolaugh


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Joined: 4/30/2008
Status: offline 		Granted, after the foursome you all start itching and with so many involved, you can't even figure out which one to blame .

I wish it was as easy to spot BDSM lifestyle oriented people as it is to spot gays/lesbians.
I mean really, I wish for a D/sdar.

*edit*
Noooo RS you beat me to it ><!


< Message edited by tolovetolaugh -- 5/17/2008 6:35:44 AM >

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 1:59:27 PM   
BBWnNC72


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From: NC since Jan of 2007, but born and raised in Cali
Status: offline 		RS: Granted, but she has turned into a true ex and whines, nags, bitches, the entire time and You end up buying the thenth car You see and its an old Yugo with rust, but hey, at least it has some groovey wheel spinners.

tolove:  Granted, but the D/s scientist have come up with D/s dar blocks and you never ever even meet anyone from the D/s community again because you cant afford the special glasses to see them with.

i wish i felt good today

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 3:06:59 PM   
Arrrchibald


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Joined: 1/3/2008
Status: offline 		Granted, you feel better than ever.  But when it wears off, you probly ought to get some rehab.

I wish I wasn't so tired. 

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