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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 3:53:19 PM   
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Granted, you now have the energy of a three year old, the downfall is you still are not potty trained, you suck on a baba, and chase women that you are attracted to with your boogies!!!!


I wish my boobies did not hurt so much..........

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 6:07:19 PM   
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Granted. One boob fell off. Now you only have half the pain.

I wish I won an all expenses paid trip to Fiji.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 7:18:13 PM   
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Granted... but Figi is now a leper colony and you cant leave!

i wish i had a good signature line.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 7:21:48 PM   
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Granted, but no one can translate it to english. 

I wish my bedroom was bigger. 

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 7:23:58 PM   
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Granted. The walls are removed and you now have the entire world as your bedroom.

I wish someone would wash my dishes.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 7:25:58 PM   
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granted, but damn, that soap is slippery and now you have to eat off paper,

i wish i had some chocolate brownies with nuts and some whipped topping

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 8:27:19 PM   
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granted, you have then and they just fell on the floor where the dog ate them

i wish i wasn't so damned bored

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 9:43:59 PM   
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Granted. You are now reading the most fascinating book in the world. You just can't put it down. And there are 500 billion chapters. You didn't REALLY need to eat/shower/take care of people/work/etc, did you?

I wish I hadn't eaten so much chocolate.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/17/2008 11:03:25 PM   
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Granted, like so many other chocolate replies, it was a moderate amount of Ex-lax… and you ate it right after a sleeping pill.  Laxatives and sleeping pills are 2 things you should never take at the same time.
 
I wish I was living with 3 of my LTR ex’s, felicia, tamara and julie.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/18/2008 2:59:26 AM   
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granted, but they make You their house boy and cuckhold.

i wish i had a twin to go to work for me today

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/18/2008 3:00:47 AM   
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Granted. However, it's a conjoined twin, so you hafta go to work anyway. teeheehee

I wish dickheads didnt keep bothering me on the other side.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/18/2008 3:01:44 AM   
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Granted, your twin goes to work and sleeps with your boss, in the broom closet, and everyone heard it.

i wish i could get my belly dancing tummy roll back to snuff...

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/18/2008 3:11:20 AM   
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Granted, but you go to the Middle East for training and get kidnapped.

I wish I was born long, long ago when pillaging, kidnapping and ravaging was more socially acceptable.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/18/2008 3:13:21 AM   
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Granted. However, you are now a girl. A very sexy girl.  With big boobs and long legs. REALLY hot. Enjoy!!!!

I still wish dickheads would stop bothering me on the other side.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/18/2008 3:41:47 AM   
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ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia
Granted. However, you are now a girl. A very sexy girl.  With big boobs and long legs. REALLY hot. Enjoy!!!!
So I would look like you then? 

I still wish dickheads would stop bothering me on the other side.


< Message edited by ResidentSadist -- 5/18/2008 3:42:10 AM >


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/18/2008 3:46:24 AM   
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other side? are there cookies there?
no, that's the dark side.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/19/2008 11:12:44 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia

Granted. However, you are now a girl. A very sexy girl.  With big boobs and long legs. REALLY hot. Enjoy!!!!

I still wish dickheads would stop bothering me on the other side.


Granted, now it is the cuntheads that are bothering You.

i wish i had more energy today

phoenix~~~ we have cookies, all you have to do it sign here here and here and put a blood thumb print here and then go see Asher.

< Message edited by BBWnNC72 -- 5/19/2008 11:14:16 AM >


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/19/2008 5:59:03 PM   
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Granted. Saddly you get your energy just when put in a tiny cage with nothing to do.

I too wish I was born long ago when kidnapping and ravaging was socialy acceptable.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/19/2008 9:59:05 PM   
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Granted, lovetolaugh. However, you are a man. A very short, smelly, ugly man. With extreme bad breath. And you live with your mother. Because you're a closet homosexual (not accepted generally, in days of yore, well in the days of yore that I'm talkin bout). You don't want sex with tha ladies, and you're too scared to have sex wiff the boys in case the guys find out. You take up drinking and move to a cottage in the country and do needlecraft for the rest of your life. Fun, fun, fun!!

I wish my car magically changed into a flying dragon.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/19/2008 11:48:39 PM   
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Granted, but it is a typical fire breathing dragon and burns down your house with you in it...

i wish i had more to do right now than posting on forums lol

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