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Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/24/2008 11:06:13 PM)
Granted, you shot the blue bid of sexual gratification... I wish my pet was already here

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/24/2008 11:43:28 PM)
Granted. He/she's been and gone. Dangnabbit. I wish I hadn't eaten all that liquorice.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/25/2008 12:08:38 AM)
Granted. You actually used it as a cheaply made flogger and took it out for public play and got ridiculed for it. I wish I had someone next to me to keep me warm tonight.

hizgeorgiapeach -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/25/2008 12:39:56 AM)
Granted, but he/she is a 3 bagger. (That's a bag for their head, a second bag in case the first one breaks, and a bag for yours as well so you can hide your embarasment.) I wish I didn't have to spend tomorrow cleaning house.

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/25/2008 12:44:16 AM)
Granted. You have tomorrow free. However, you will then have to work 12 hour housecleaning shifts for the next 10 months.[:D] I wish I had a penguin.

hizgeorgiapeach -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/25/2008 12:57:26 AM)
Granted - and it sounds just like Danny DeVito. (hell, I already pull pretty much 12 hr housecleaning shifts, since I clean once a week and live alone, so there's no one else to foist it off on) I wish I had a slave to foist unpleasant duties off on instead of having to take care of them myself....

shahla00 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/25/2008 9:31:48 PM)
i wish i want not sunburnt!!

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/25/2008 9:36:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hizgeorgiapeach I wish I had a slave to foist unpleasant duties off on instead of having to take care of them myself.... quote: ORIGINAL: shahla00 i wish i want not sunburnt!! Granting both, shahla00 becomes slave sister to hizgeorgiapeach and cleans house for her but, in return, she has to keep rubbing sunburn cream on her every 15 minutes. I wish everyone lived in Daytona Beach.

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/25/2008 10:35:29 PM)
Granted, now there is no room for You and You have to go live in California by Your self. i wish i could get tired enough to go to bed

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/25/2008 10:44:50 PM)
Granted. You get tired and go to bed. All night long seventeen cats decide to serenade you. Hear them? Right under your window. Sweet dreams!! I wish I could fly.

Leatherist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/25/2008 10:46:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia Granted. You get tired and go to bed. All night long seventeen cats decide to serenade you. Hear them? Right under your window. Sweet dreams!! I wish I could fly. You fly so high that you make it to ten thousand feet-and get sucked into the engine of a passing 747. I want a million dollars.

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/26/2008 12:13:08 AM)
Granted, you now have a million dollars. Unfortunately, they are counterfeit and you end up in jail for using them. With Big Bubba who likes you A LOT. I wish someone would pass me the remote.

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/26/2008 12:19:41 AM)
Granted, but it's not the remote for the television. Cum on, MissMags, you can do better than that! Lol! i wish i had new toy to play with tonight.

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/26/2008 12:23:54 AM)
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!![sm=river.gif] I'm sick and the remotes all the way over on the other coffee table!! God you're harsh!!! KK, you have a new toy. It's a crocodile toy that has razor sharp teeth and bites your nipple off. So there. Ner. I wish I wasnt sick.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/26/2008 12:26:42 AM)
Granted, you now own a brand new Hot Wheels car... but have no track for it. I wish dream was tied up on my table and getting polished like this. [edit due to MM's fast responce] I wish MM was tied up on my table and getting polished like this.

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/26/2008 12:29:24 AM)
And that comment about Cecil the alien wasn't? Lol. Okay, okay. Granted, but you do still have a slight fever - Saturday Night Fever, that is! :-) (How's that?) i wish i could think of something to wish for.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/26/2008 12:49:47 AM)
Granted, you think of many things to wish for but Alzheimer’s disease prevents you from remember them long enough to make a post. I wish I had a slave serving me cookies with this nice hot cup of tea.

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/26/2008 12:55:37 AM)
Actually, my grandfather had Alzheimer's... Granted, but the slave is actually your m-i-l who has been "slaving" away over making you those cookies, which she burnt. Oh, and that tea? i'd think twice about drinking that... i wish i had some soda, preferably root beer or cherry coke.

everhope -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/26/2008 12:58:48 AM)
granted she serves you cookies that her 10 snotty nosed children took bites out of. i wish i was able to serve you tea and cookies tonight, Sir

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/26/2008 12:59:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon i wish i had some soda, preferably root beer or cherry coke. (sorry to hear about your grandfather) quote: ORIGINAL: everhope i wish i was able to serve you tea and cookies tonight, Sir Dream - Granted, you get cherry coke but it is being brought to you in an enema bag by a sadistic Dom with an evil grin. Ever – Granted, but as you kneel serving, you soon discover you are sitting at the wrong end of the room with an enema play session going on. I am out of tea now… wish I had some more.

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