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phoenixinchains -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/23/2008 5:17:02 AM)

Granted, but some SAMs reaalllyy into age play keeping sneaking up and nibbling on it.

i wish for there not to be any stickiness left on the wall when i remove the duct tape.



BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/23/2008 6:09:25 AM)

Granted, when you remove the tape it also removes that section of wall.

i wish i didn't have to make two cheese cakes today.



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/23/2008 10:29:05 AM)

Granted, you have to make 10 cheesecakes instead.
 
I wish I hadn’t posted in the BDSM Nutjobs thread.



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/23/2008 9:53:39 PM)

So do I RS. Quite frankly, I am embarrassed that you chose to include my email to you in your post. Now everyone will know that I'm a closet sub. You suck.

However, you're wish is granted. You didn't post in that thread. You did however post in the "I want to hack someones tits off" thread and now everyone knows that you're a freak. Well they always knew it, they just now have proof.

I wish someone would do something about the tossers on the other side.



hizgeorgiapeach -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/23/2008 9:57:46 PM)

Granted - all the tossers are now moving into your house.
 
I wish I didn't keep making the same mistakes when choosing male companions...



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/23/2008 9:58:52 PM)

Granted, now you hang out with me... and do nothing

I wish I had better food choices



SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/23/2008 10:00:42 PM)

Granted.  But there are no cookies.
 
I wish the major book publishers had offices in places other than NYC.



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/23/2008 10:10:02 PM)

that was just sooo mean *sob*

Granted, but the only other offices are in SLC, UT
I wish I had more cookies *sob*



SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/23/2008 10:13:36 PM)

That's not really ruining the wish, Asher. 
 
Granted, but they are moldy.
 
I wish I had a cute, bi, single femme to play with.



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/23/2008 10:15:16 PM)

Obviously you've never been here

Granted, but her hard limits are pretty much everything, except for dishes

I wish martyrized was here



nightphoenix -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/23/2008 10:15:32 PM)

Granted, here's the cuttest female kitten you've ever seen.

(Edit: Bah, too slow) :p



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/24/2008 12:18:28 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr
I wish martyrized was here

Granted, but she is nauseous and hurls all over you when you hug hello.

I wish I had an icy cold Coke.



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/24/2008 1:07:30 AM)

Granted. You now have an icy cold cock.  OOPS, misread. Granted, you now have an icy cold COKE. Unfortunately, it doesn't melt and you are now in agony with stomach cramps from having a lump of ice in your digestive tract. You have to be operated on, and they made a mistake. You now have no cramps, but you do have DD cup, perky breasts and a sexy pout. And long, blonde hair extensions, you sexy thang!!

I wish I wasn't a good cook and my son wouldn't insist on me making dinner.



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/24/2008 1:50:05 AM)

Granted, you forgot how to cook, come to the US, and move in with me to start a mtf-Trans-Dom/Domme poly house.  Unfortunately, none of our slaves cook either and you have to eat my cooking from now on.  On top of that your sex life has gone to hell because I recently had this operation and I am no longer my perky masculine self!

I wish I had installed my yahoo messenger long ago, I have a zillion angry IMs and letters to catch up with.



awakenednj -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/24/2008 4:35:10 AM)

Granted, but someone posts your IM name on the nutjobs thread

I wish my daughter wasn't allergic to my cats




ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/24/2008 4:41:50 AM)

Granted, but now she is allergic to you.
 I wish Miss Magnolia really did write me, wanted to be a sub and didn't forget how to cook!



purepleasure -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/24/2008 4:48:36 AM)

Granted, but she wrote you to tell you she wants to be my submissive and for you to quit stalking her.

I wish that RS would stop trying to convert the Dommes into submissives.  LOL



MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/24/2008 7:20:25 AM)

Your wish is granted, but now RS is converting all the submissives into Dommes and YOU have train us... all 12 million of us, and we're clueless lol

I wish I had a maid



Phin -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/24/2008 7:23:43 AM)

granted but she is a 500 lbs woman that cleans in nothing but a thong, she has open wounds over her hands and arms, but refuses to wear gloves.

I wish I could find a collar I like for my sub that isnt expensive as hell



MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/24/2008 7:30:14 AM)

LOL Phin - Thanks!! (as gross as my new maid is, at least she cleans the house)

Your wish is granted, but now your sub thinks you're a tightass and moves on to more prosperous pastures.

I wish I could stick to a diet



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