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SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/27/2008 2:36:26 PM)

Granted, but through an IRS error you're overtaxed on each though and end up owing the government money

I wish I could take back some things i've said recently.



MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/27/2008 6:27:50 PM)

granted, but you have to take all of them back, and now your friends think you're no longer on speaking terms...
 
i wish i was happy



Lynnxz -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/27/2008 7:24:56 PM)

You are now happy, due to a pile of pretty colored pills you must take daily. Your liver is deeply offended, and safewords out through your rear end.


I wish I knew where my keys were



tsatske -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/27/2008 8:09:23 PM)

granted. It is now very easy to find your keys, the same way I found mine for years. You just shout 'First one to find Mommy's keys gets a quarter' and hear the pitty patty of many, MANY little feet scampering about finding your keys - where they hid them!

I wish Master would come to be and beat me.



RichardandV -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/27/2008 9:01:46 PM)

Granted, your Master comes home drags you by the hair and beats you ....
with a feather.  Poor you :(


I wish I found that perfect one for our home all ready.



hizgeorgiapeach -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 1:02:23 AM)

Granted - unfortunately, the Perfect one that you found has four feet, fur, and uses your backyard as a toilet.
 
I wish I would win one of the really big lottery jackpots



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 2:39:32 AM)

Granted, but you lose the claim ticket. 


I wish I weren’t such a stereotypical post-a-holic.



lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 3:07:21 AM)

granted...your broswer no longer lets You post here....and the withdrawal sennds You to hospital with the shakes....

i wish i had more time to do what i wanted



WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 4:43:52 AM)

Granted, but you wake up in a version of Ground Hog's Day 2, with "this is the day that never ends" song playing in your head that won't quit either...

I wish I had the 2 hours of my life back that I lost when I went to see Ground Hog's Day.



MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 6:08:25 AM)

granted, but you use those 2 hours to see another movie: Gigli
 
I wish my boobs were perkier



awakenednj -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 8:54:48 AM)

Granted. You now have the perkiest little rasins ever.

I wish my daughter would stop throwing up.



purepleasure -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 9:58:20 AM)

Granted.  She now has diarrhea instead.

I wish Potsie would get off of [Awaiting Approval].



parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 10:15:20 AM)

I'm off "Awaiting Approval" and am on your doorstep instead!

I wish that I wasn't so tired all of the time![&o]



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 2:03:54 PM)

quote:

Original: Potty
[Awaiting Approval]


Granted you are no longer [Awaiting Approval] but regret what ever it is you posted once it finally goes through.
 
I wish I didn’t spend the day drinking margaritas while munching on excellent Mexican food, then taking all those naked pictures of my ex so she can be in that girlie magazine because at 5:30 I am supposed to meet my GF and now I am tired and a bit tipsy.



purepleasure -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 4:26:26 PM)

Granted.  But your ex and your current gf meet, and decide they both like each other more than they like you, and run off together.

I wish dogs were easier to housebreak.



SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 4:59:33 PM)

granted......they hold all bodily excretions til they explode......but they explode on the porch of course......

i wish i had some aa batteries......



phoenixinchains -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 5:07:49 PM)

Granted, you have a life time supply of dead AA batteries.

i wish i had a kiwi fruit.



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 5:32:32 PM)

Granted, but you will need forceps and a speculum to get it out.
 
I wish I had forceps and a speculum… 

(man this one's gonna' hurt I bet)



purepleasure -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 6:13:44 PM)

Granted.  But you lost both of them inside your most recent girlfriend.

I wish I had a better computer.



sula -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 6:22:26 PM)

Granted.  But, it came with Vista.

I wish I could afford a brazlian laser treatment.

(I'm gonna regret this one, I just know it.)



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