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ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 6:26:19 PM)

Granted, but the operator hits the wrong button and sears your labia.  While healing, the two sides graft shut.   

I wish I could find the box with all my needles in it.



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 6:30:43 PM)

Granted. However, it is in the bottom of a well. A strange ghost child lives there, who begins to haunt your life. Oops. that's The Grudge. I mean granted, you found your box of needles. However, they are now completely blunt and rusted. And in the bottom  of a well, with a strange ghost child. Fuck, not her again!!

I want a perfect cup of coffee.



Phin -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 6:40:37 PM)

granted, but you are currently tied to a St andrews cross and cannot get it. there is a thirsty Dom in the room that loves coffee

I wish I could find the stuff to finish this spanking bench I am working on


edited because the translation from Phinese is not always a smooth one.



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 6:41:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia
I want a perfect cup of coffee.


Granted, but it is a cup of Kopi Luwak*.  I love MM and I know that was a ‘shitty’ thing to do but I had too.  Someone made me do it, honest.

I wish I had a nice hot cup of tea, served to me by a naked large breasted slave. 
 
 
* Cat poop coffee - made from coffee berries which have been eaten by and passed through the digestive tract of the Asian Palm Civet
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Phin
I wish I could find the stuff to finish this spanking bench I am working on

Granted but it is at the bottom of a well and a strange ghost child lives there, who begins to haunt your life.



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 6:49:05 PM)

Granted but she knocks it over on the way, burns her breasts and runs out screaming vowing never to return.

i wish i could stop myself from overreacting



purepleasure -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 6:59:13 PM)

Granted.  But someone purchases the last of it as you enter the store.

I wish people would be nicer to each other.



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 7:06:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SinLee
i wish i could stop myself from overreacting

Granted, you learn to stop yourself but, everyone else around you starts overreacting!
 
quote:

ORIGINAL: purepleasure
I wish people would be nicer to each other.

Granted, God steps down to Earth, takes away everyone’s clothes and gives us all guns.  90 days later, all the rude assholes are dead and there is nothing left to fight about because we can all see who has the biggest dick.  The world becomes a nicer place. 
 
I wish the corned beef in my crock-pot was done and I had a naked large breasted slave to serve it to me. 



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 7:08:15 PM)

*see three posts up regarding hot tea*

i wish i was somewhere warm with someone who'd take advantage of me :p



lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 7:08:19 PM)

granted...but it's here in FL with me, and by "takling advantage" i meant borrow $50, drive your car til it's on 'E'...and fucking your bf....


i wish had a baby grand piano



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 7:13:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp
i wish had a baby grand piano

Granted, but you now live in a studio apt and it takes up all the room.  You have to sleep on it. 
 
I wish I had naked tulip to torture and take pleasure in at will.



lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 7:22:21 PM)

you do...but the pot that the tortured tulip is in,crashes to the floor, spilling potting soil everywhere

i wish i had a swing set



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 7:25:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp
i wish i had a swing set


Granted, you have a swing set, Fred & Charlie, gay swingers that now live with you and throw huge parties every night causing you to get run out of the neighborhood. 

I wish the needles, the spanking bench and all that other lost BDSM stuff found in the bottom of the well were in my living room and I had a naked large breasted slave to use it all on.
 
(have you noticed a running theme here?  I hate it when something comes up and the GF cancels your plans for the night)



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 7:28:56 PM)

your order gets messed up and she's a regular breasted sub... damn genies....

i wish i had something worth doing right now



lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 7:32:32 PM)

granted you're now in the Peace Corps and shipped out posthaste to some remote corner of the world without luggage
  
i wish i could visit Montana



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 7:33:36 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SinLee
i wish i had something worth doing right now

Granted, but that something worth doing is at my house and involves the needles, the spanking bench and all that other lost BDSM gear... and unfortunately for you, I am in a very nonconsensual mood.
quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp
i wish i could visit Montana

Granted, but it is with Fred & Charlie… and me.  It also involves the needles, the spanking bench and all that other lost BDSM… and unfortunately for you, I am in a very nonconsensual mood.

I wish I had all the DVDs I gave to my ex.



purepleasure -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 7:42:29 PM)

granted.  But the DVDs are delivered by Fred & Charlie, along with 3 dozen gay porn DVDs.  They throw their next orgy at your place.

I wish I could come up with more witty responses to this thread.



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/28/2008 7:43:37 PM)

Granted - but she made them into cute little ash trays

I wish my next project is going to be huge!



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/29/2008 12:52:44 AM)

granted, but it's such a huge project that you can't finish it within the time needed and you end up ditching it all together taking a loss

i wish i wasn't alone right now



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/29/2008 1:00:13 AM)

Granted. You are not alone. You are now in the bottom of an empty well. A well empty but for that strange ghost child who lives there. I suggest you have some hair clippers handy.

I wish I was a large breasted serving wench at RS's house (although he majorly sux after the cat poo coffee comment, that's the last time I give him a blow job let me tell you).



KMsAngel -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/29/2008 1:02:45 AM)

granted, but you were again sent to rs. you don't mind that it's non consensual do you? didn't think so!
(rs, you owe me!)

i wish ... i wish, i could be in the states doing a round of visiting right about now.... (east, west and central)



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