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everhope -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/1/2008 9:40:33 PM)

granted, you now have pnemonia and have been put on so many antibiotics that you don't leave the bathroom for a day. (hope you have a laptop)
 
i wish i was with RS in his multi purpose room.




RichardandV -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/1/2008 10:35:57 PM)

lol gee thanks, well going insane isn't all that bad.  At least I wouldn't have to deal with reality.  Hmmm maybe making up my own reality would be a good thing. 

Granted but now you have the flu.

I wish I could go visit my babies, and grand babies, I miss them much!

Lady V





MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/1/2008 10:47:05 PM)

Granted, but the babies and grandbabies left for their own vacation about an hour before you arrive... 
I wish I get the new job I want




MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/1/2008 10:51:54 PM)

Granted. You get the new job you wanted. Sadly, the company finds out about you being a dirty pervert on a site like CM and chucks you out the door. Without even letting you get your stuff. How small minded can people get? All the world should love a dirty pervert in my view.

I wish I had a kitten.




shahla00 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/1/2008 10:54:16 PM)

granted the kitten hates you and pisses all over all your stuff



i wish i was not alone




MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/1/2008 10:58:55 PM)

granted.. you are not alone... you're with MissMagnolia's new kitten which is now pissing all over YOUR stuff.

i wish i could be more spontaneous




MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/1/2008 11:01:39 PM)

Granted. However, you are now quite comfortable and spontaneous enough to walk down the street naked and go up to strange men and tell them want them and you want them NOW!! Sounds good, but in the process you turned into a DOMME and you never get to sub again.[:D]

I wish my boobs were a lil smaller.




hlen5 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/1/2008 11:05:48 PM)

Granted, your boobs are smaller, but now your butt is bigger. I wish I could go on vacation.




PanthersMom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/1/2008 11:50:02 PM)

granted, you go on vacation but spend so much on gas you have to sleep in your car.

i wish i could skip going grocery shopping and have everything delivered to my home.




MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/1/2008 11:54:55 PM)

Granted. However, they get the orders mixed up, and you end up with 300 lbs of rolled oats, 1/2 lb of meat, 72 packets of instant soup and a banana.

I wish I had new furniture.




KMsAngel -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/2/2008 2:17:15 AM)

granted, you're a resident in resident sadiests new house, and your new favourite pieces of furniture are his cage and his cross. and you're not on your familiar side of the whip.

i wish .... i wish i could think of something i really wanted to wish for.




BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/2/2008 5:02:30 AM)

Granted, now you wish all the time, but nothing ever comes true.

i wish my kink in my neck and shoulder would go away




SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/2/2008 5:07:30 AM)

granted....the kink in your neck leaves, but so does all your other kink and youre doomed to missionary with the lights off for all eternity....

i wish i had the swimming pool i been going to look at already set up in my yard




MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/2/2008 6:37:30 AM)

Granted, but there's a mix up and the pool company fills it with cement instead of water...

I wish I had more D/s experience *sigh*




RichardandV -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/2/2008 9:24:47 AM)

Granted you have more experience, but now you lack the ability to tie your shoes, drive a car or even recall your own name.

I wish I NEVER had to work again.




cjan -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/2/2008 11:23:53 AM)

Damn ! I thought this thread was titled "Ruin a Switch" and thought I'd find Cali here giving her advice. Nevermind, y'all. Carry on, please.




purepleasure -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/2/2008 11:29:32 AM)

~skipping cjan's post~

Granted, you are now in solitary confinement in a maximum security prison.  All of your basic needs are met, however you are not permitted any conjugal visits, but on the bright side, you have cable television.

I wish cjan would have made a wish.




parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/2/2008 11:31:19 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: purepleasure

~skipping cjan's post~

Granted, you are now in solitary confinement in a maximum security prison.  All of your basic needs are met, however you are not permitted any conjugal visits, but on the bright side, you have cable television.

I wish cjan would have made a wish.


Granted....Cjan wished you would keep Mr. Winkie in YOUR mouth 24/7, now you can never talk again.

I wish I had better taste in men....(NO pun intended)




cjan -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/2/2008 11:35:48 AM)

Granted... but to aquire your now good taste, you had to taste every goddamn one of us

I wish my saliva soaked winkie didn't have all these teeth marks on it.




parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/2/2008 11:45:45 AM)

Granted, teeth marks are gone..........so is Mr. Winkie!

No wishes at this time.




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