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PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/7/2008 10:36:37 PM)
I'm a tard. Granted, but every time you use your newfound "powers" you lose control of your bowels. I wish I had read your post correctly the first two times!

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/7/2008 10:38:27 PM)
i didnt ? i thout i did ok here is my wish i wish i made a wish

PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/7/2008 10:41:15 PM)
Granted, but the wish backfires. I wish I was more submissive.

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/7/2008 10:42:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Puppy4goodHome if i go death i wish that my sense stay and get strong like a death and blind person :) Hehe, Ross. It's "deaf and blind". Granted. You made a wish and it's the only wish you'll ever get to make. i wish i weren't alone tonight.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/7/2008 10:44:24 PM)
Granted. You are now sharing your home with 1000 centipedes. I wish I didn't have to get up early in the morning.

PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/7/2008 10:45:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dreamofthemoon Hehe, Ross. It's "deaf and blind". Granted. You made a wish and it's the only wish you'll ever get to make. i wish i weren't alone tonight. Granted, but now your home is full of people who will never leave, and none of them have bathed, and never plan to do so! I wish I didn't get bug bites!

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/7/2008 10:46:55 PM)
Granted, but you have to stop going to Dream's centipede infested house. =) I still wish I didn't have to get up early in the am.

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/7/2008 10:49:28 PM)
Granted - your gangrene scare the bugs away I wish I could have a sausage roll right now - I am English living in the US - so please understand

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/7/2008 10:53:28 PM)
Well, I guess no one is going to grant my wish against getting up early in the morning, so I'm going to bed. Night all. [sm=tired.gif] [sm=sleepy.gif] [sm=goodnight.gif]

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/7/2008 10:56:57 PM)
I will - Granted - you had too much booze tonight - you are going to sleep until Monday morning - and you are late for work and your boss fires you - you have no money so your landlord evicts you - you end up trying to sell shares in CM on the streets of New York I wish I could have a sausage roll right now - I am English living in the US - so please understand

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/7/2008 10:59:21 PM)
Granted, you get a sausage roll but you don’t like where your cellmate “Bubba da’ bruiser” just put it. I wish all my Xs would come over and have sex with me.

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/7/2008 11:03:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead Granted, but you have to stop going to Dream's centipede infested house. =) I still wish I didn't have to get up early in the am. Oooh, not you, too, DRH! Lol! You and MissMags, sheesh... give me a case of the giggles. Granted, but whatever it is that you have to get up early for tomorrow has now been resheduled for now. That means right this minute now. So get a move on, girl! quote: Original: MrSpectacular I wish I could have a sausage roll right now - I am English living in the US - so please understand Granted. Except it's not the kind of sausage you are used to... i wish i knew what to have on my birthday wish list... (it's coming up, my birthday, and i haven't a clue what i want...)

MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 12:30:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Granted, you get a sausage roll but you don’t like where your cellmate “Bubba da’ bruiser” just put it. I wish all my Xs would come over and have sex with me. Granted, but they all wind up pregnant and 9 months from now YOU are on diaper duty until they are all potty-trained. I wish I was one of RS's exes...

shivermetimbers -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 12:32:43 AM)
Granted, you now serve french fries at Micky D's I wish my laundry didn't need folded

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 1:35:37 AM)
Granted, your wardrobe now consists of non wrinkle free polyester jump suits with naru collars! Very fashionable baby and no folding!!! I wish I wasn’t such a sadistic jaded old goat and could appreciate all the armature pussy that keeps trying to crawl into my bed and I wish armatures could excite me enough to make me cum.

KMsAngel -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 3:38:09 AM)
granted, the armature falls off the pussies and they become all jelly-like, and your no longer attracted nor turned on by them. i wish i could sleep in a warm bed all night.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 3:50:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel i wish i could sleep in a warm bed all night. Granted, the Hawaiian tribe lets you sleep in mouth of the toasty warm volcano the night before your sacrifice. I wish my cock was 30 inches long. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I wonder if that’s Freudian when a sadist says accidentally armature instead of amateur? Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...

KMsAngel -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 3:57:34 AM)
it's accidental when you say it once, it's Freudian if you say it twice!

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 3:58:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel it's accidental when you say it once, it's Freudian if you say it twice! and if you say it 3 times... whats that, a psychosis? LOL I still wish my cock was 30 inches long.

SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 4:34:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel i wish i could sleep in a warm bed all night. Granted, the Hawaiian tribe lets you sleep in mouth of the toasty warm volcano the night before your sacrifice. I wish my cock was 30 inches long. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I wonder if that’s Freudian when a sadist says accidentally armature instead of amateur? Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar... Granted, but now you can't find a chick to deep throat it anymore, damn sacrifices must be made i wish i those girls i met this evening seemed less interested in men :o

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