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PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 10:44:04 AM)
Dang! Granted, but they were planning to throw you a surprise party, and you're missing the strippers, cake, and that hefty check for five grand your boss felt like writing just for today! I wish I wouldn't have any more nightmares.

velvetears -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 10:46:50 AM)
Granted - but now you have insomnia and are not able to fall asleep i wish i could fly like a bird

PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 10:49:10 AM)
Granted, but you've shrunk to accomodate the need for flight and sex is now a NIGHTMARE! I wish we had some fresh groceries in this house.

velvetears -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 10:55:12 AM)
Granted - but you find they are full of little bug critters i wish i had more time to read

PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 10:56:31 AM)
Granted, but you go blind the second you settle in to relax with that good book. (And no brail to be found!) I wish my family wasn't around so I could search up some porn.

lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 10:58:00 AM)
granted...they packed up all your porn and your pc then went to view it elsewhere sans YOU.... i wish i had a phone call telling me i had an inheritance

PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 10:59:58 AM)
Granted, you inherit naught but DEBT! I wish my computer was working.

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 11:03:22 AM)
It is unfortunately I wish I had some Hog Island Oysters right now

PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 11:05:39 AM)
If only that were true. Granted, but they've all gone bad. Eating them would risk toilet worshipping for the next three to five days. I wish getting a decent apartment was easier.

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 11:06:31 AM)
granted but they give you food poisning i wish i had some PEI blu point oysters that where good

lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 11:07:20 AM)
quote: I wish getting a decent apartment was easier granted, a decent apartment...but in the worst neighborhood ever.... i wish i was at the beach today

PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 11:09:16 AM)
Wow, everyone is out to get you sick! Puppy: Granted, but they are too good, and everything you eat from then on will only dissapoint. Iron: Granted, but a hail storm blows in while you are there. I wish my butt wasn't numb from sitting here.

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 11:12:16 AM)
granted but you cant ever get up your glued to the seat I wish i could see you glued to the seat

PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 11:14:12 AM)
Granted, but I somehow manage to poke both of your eyes immediately after you look at me! I wish I wasn't hungry.

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 11:16:16 AM)
Granted - we have just cut you tummy out with a sabre - you won't need to eat ever again I wish I am going to have a relaxing afternoon

PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 11:17:25 AM)
Granted, but tonight will be the worst night of your life. I wish my tummy didn't have to be cut to quell my hunger.

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 11:19:40 AM)
Sorry - that's the only way in your case to cure that hunger I wish the grass was greener on the other side of the valley

PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 11:20:58 AM)
Granted, but it's a blinding neon green. I wish I didn't bite my nails.

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 11:22:34 AM)
Granted - but with no teeth I am curious to know how you bit them in the first place I wish that it was time for me to get some work done

PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 11:24:07 AM)
Granted, but you never do get any of the work done. I wish I knew why you had an obsession with removing my body parts! [:D]

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