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ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 4:38:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SinLee i wish i those girls i met this evening seemed less interested in men :o Granted, those two little hotties you were swapping spit and grinding gash with now live with you in a monastery filled with only women. You will never get another 30 inch cock. I wish Lady M, sin and the two hotties all came to my house for breast-fast!

SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 6:17:56 AM)
granted, but they hand you a camera and tell you to stay at least 10ft away the entire time :p i wish i was sleeping (i'm getting soberer)

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 6:42:37 AM)
granted but you dont wake up for 10,000 years and all there is one eather is the little robot that missed the ship when eveyrone left to another planit whyll you where sleeping I wish that i could fly

shivermetimbers -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 6:52:39 AM)
Granted, now you are listed as fair game on hunting licenses I wish I didn't have to trim my toenails

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 6:59:38 AM)
granted but you get some awfull sickness and have to have all your toes cut off whyll you are lost in the mountains during a cold hard winter I wish i could go back to being 16 again

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 7:23:36 AM)
Granted - and you are so covered in acne and teenage angst I wish my sub was feeling better

MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 8:21:07 AM)
Granted. Your sub IS feeling better... but "Better" is her new Dom's name. I wish RS had taken my last wish as the joke it was meant to be instead of an insult

PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 9:59:03 AM)
Granted, but now everyone else takes every other word you type as an insult. I wish it wasn't so damn hot!

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 10:12:48 AM)
Granted you are now hanging from a hook in the cooler with the other dead meat I wish I had a pair of cowboy boots for the Western parade in a few hours time

PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 10:14:30 AM)
Granted, but they are three sizes too small, and your circulation becomes cut off for so long that your feet are amputated. I wish I had some waffles.

SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 10:23:06 AM)
granted, but they're all moldy i wish i could afford to visit more people

PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 10:25:02 AM)
Granted, but you become overly charitable and give the money away before actually visiting anyone. I wish I wasn't hungry.

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 10:25:45 AM)
Granted - but your in prison for life - so you won't have to spend a penny visiting anyone ooops - too late I wish I could go sailing right now!

SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 10:25:45 AM)
granted, but now you have an insatiable thirst i wish i was tired

PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 10:27:58 AM)
Granted, but you'll never fall asleep. (Mr. Spectacular: Granted, but a shark destroys your boat?) I wish my Master would come over.

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 10:34:15 AM)
Granted - but it is taking a while with his one leg no teeth and only one eye I wish the sun is going to keep shining again today

PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 10:36:01 AM)
(Oh that's just a loathesome idea. And now I can't stop imagining it! LOL) Granted, but now the sun never sets, and your house is made of glass. Burn baby, burn. I wish one of you subbies would come over and make me some breakfast, dagnabit.

velvetears -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 10:37:03 AM)
Granted - i make you my egg specialty and you get salmonella poisoning and spend the rest of the day puking your guts up. i wish i could take a cruise to somewhere - anywhere and relax with no worries in the world [:)]

PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 10:38:37 AM)
Granted, but the ship pulls a Titanic on your way. I still wish one of you subbies would make me some breakfast.

velvetears -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/8/2008 10:41:56 AM)
ok since you pushed the enveloppe - you go into renal failure and need dialysis 4 times a week the rest of your life from the salmonella i wish i didn't have to go to work today [&:]

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