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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/10/2008 4:14:49 AM   
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I wish I knew what to make for dinner tonight.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/10/2008 4:17:18 AM   
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Status: offline 		Granted, you know exactly what to make for dinner.  Unfortunately the stove just broke and knowing verses doing become an issue.
 
I wish I knew how to make sin fall asleep.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/10/2008 4:17:55 AM   
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i wish i remembered to get my blanket from the other room


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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/10/2008 4:47:36 AM   
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    ORIGINAL: SinLee
    i wish i remembered to get my blanket from the other room

    Granted, You remembered to grab the blanket and you snatch that juicy looking apple your roommate left out for you.  However, that is the apple the Queen poisoned for sleeping beauty and that blanket is the last thing you will see until someone kisses you in your sleep.  Unfortunately, you sleep nude and are quite attractive. The plethora of men that come to wake don’t kiss you, they have other things on their minds when they see you nekked and helpless.  You sleep a very, very long time. 
     
    I wish I had oatmeal for breakfast.


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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/10/2008 4:48:56 AM   
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    Status: offline     		Granted, but it's my "special" oatmeal, and you wake up naked and dazed, anal cavity slightly wounded, after three days.

    I wish I didn't have to work today.

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/10/2008 4:49:22 AM   
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    i wish i remembered not to eat poison apples


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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/10/2008 4:52:30 AM   
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    ORIGINAL: PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR
    I wish I didn't have to work today.

    Granted, in fact you don;thave to work for 3 days.  But you wake up naked and dazed, anal cavity slightly wounded, after three days.

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    ORIGINAL: SinLee
    i wish i remembered not to eat poison apples

    Granted, but yor forget yoru blanket.

    I wish upon wish that I had a really super BIG cock.


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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/10/2008 4:53:46 AM   
    PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR


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    Granted, but it weighs a literal ton. The chances of "getting up" are slim to none, and downright painful.

    I wish my butt wasn't so numb from this seat.

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/10/2008 4:55:04 AM   
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    i wish i had a big cock ... well not attached to me, but yeah you get the idea


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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/10/2008 4:57:12 AM   
    PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR


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    i wish i had a big cock ... well not attached to me, but yeah you get the idea

    Granted, but it's a bird, not an apendage, and boy does it have a temper and a taste for pussy!

    I wish I could always be sandwiched between Sin and RS!

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/10/2008 4:57:37 AM   
    ResidentSadist


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    Status: offline     		Granted but now it is hyper sensitive in a sensual way and every time you sit down, you have an analgasm.  It gets quite embarrassing in public. 

    I wish I was circumcised. 

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/10/2008 4:58:50 AM   
    ResidentSadist


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    ORIGINAL: PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR
    I wish I could always be sandwiched between Sin and RS!

    Granted,,, but you really, really like it. 

    I wish you were sandwiched between us too!

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/10/2008 5:00:35 AM   
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    Status: offline     		ok, we need a new wish from puppys and rs... i can't ruin this one :p

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/10/2008 5:01:36 AM   
    PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR


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    I wish I was circumcised

    Granted, but a miscalculation has occurred, MISS Resident Sadist.
     
    quote:

      wish you were sandwiched between us too!


    Granted, but I become overly demanding for anal sex and you are both so anally sore as it is! ;P

    I wish I had some whipped cream.

    < Message edited by PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -- 6/10/2008 5:02:05 AM >

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/10/2008 5:04:40 AM   
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    I wish me & sin could eat puppy's shorts.  I like whipped cream sandwiches.

    < Message edited by ResidentSadist -- 6/10/2008 5:07:07 AM >

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/10/2008 5:05:59 AM   
    PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR


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    Granted, but you soon find out I have a strange fetish for broken glass in the weirdest places! (I don't, I don't!)

    I wish I had not forgotten my breakfast today! ;___;

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/10/2008 5:07:10 AM   
    SinLee


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    i wish i was eating what's under puppy's shorts :o


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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/10/2008 5:10:50 AM   
    ResidentSadist


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    ORIGINAL: SinLee
    i wish i was eating what's under puppy's shorts :o

    Granted but.. but... oh hell...  I'll help. 

    Wait...

    Granted, but the cream was getting "whipped" with a real whip.  Now it's your ass that hurts. 

    I wish puppy and sin didn't put my mind in the gutter ...

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/10/2008 5:13:31 AM   
    PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR


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    Status: offline     		Granted, we've put your mind in the sewer, along with the rest of your dismembered body parts!

    I wish I didn't have to write checks today. Ugh.

    < Message edited by PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -- 6/10/2008 5:14:44 AM >

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/10/2008 5:14:57 AM   
    SinLee


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    i wish that i wasn't hungry


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