ResidentSadist
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Joined: 2/11/2007 From: a mean old Daddy, but I like you - Joni Mitchell Status: offline
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Granted, you have a lovely surf & turf meal served to you in a romantic outside setting in a vine covered gazebo. The steak dinner is filet mignon, lobster, asparagus, red skin potatoes, Caesar salad, Aste Spumante and crème brulea will be served up on a naked slave for desert. But, just as you go to take the first bite, a gentle breeze wiggles the vines and hammer that was left on the roof by a careless workman falls and smashes your balls so badly they call an ambulance. As you are being carried off in the gurney, you see me walking by holding the trophy from the Last One to Post Wins thread and I sit down and eat your meal. I wish I had an athletic jockstrap with a cup.
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