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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 1:29:55 PM   
celticlord2112


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I wish my Master wouldn't have to be all bruised!

Granted, he's bloody instead.

I wish I had more coffee


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 1:31:43 PM   
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I wish I wasn't so damn tired.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 1:34:43 PM   
celticlord2112


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I wish I had some apple pie right now


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 1:35:51 PM   
Emperor1956


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Status: offline 		Granted.  Now you are wide awake, and SCARED.  Very SCARED.

I wish I had a fridge in my offices with all sorts of cunning little snackages in it.

OK...in that case GRANTED:  but I'm taking the pie and putting it in my little fridge which I wish I had.

E.

(wow, this is getting surreal for a Monday)

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 1:37:11 PM   
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I wish I had a fridge in my offices with all sorts of cunning little snackages in it.

DAMNIT. Granted, but I've snuck in and taken bites out of every single item!

I wish I had a comfy pillow for my back.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 1:38:43 PM   
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I wish I had a refrigerator stocked with Newcastle Brown Ale


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 1:42:25 PM   
PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR


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I wish I had a refrigerator stocked with Newcastle Brown Ale

*Growls*

Granted, but the fridge is broken and your Ale is boiling!

I wish my wish granting didn't clash with everyone elses!


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 1:49:48 PM   
Emperor1956


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Status: offline 		Granted, but now your wishes ALWAYS come second.

I wish the women in my life didn't feel it necessary to call me and update me on the status of their menstrual periods.  Indeed, I wish for that time long ago where men were NEVER, EVER allowed to know that this even happens once a month.

E.

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 2:01:35 PM   
PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR


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I wish I had some yummy ice cream.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 2:40:50 PM   
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I wish I had some yummy ice cream.

Granted, but it's stuck in the same broken fridge with my Newcastle Brown Ale

I wish I had some chocolate syrup to pour on my ice cream.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 3:15:49 PM   
PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR


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Status: offline 		Granted, but the chocolate syrup you bought was the only jar in the factory to be mistaken for the rat's toilet.

I wish I had some more tasty chocolate.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 3:20:53 PM   
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Status: offline 		Granted; I'll put lead powder in it.

I wish I was finished with my philosophy degree.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 4:25:10 PM   
SinLee


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Status: offline 		Granted but all records were lost and you have to start over... you spend the entire time pondering the meaning of losing the records and fail every course the second time through.

i wish life were easier


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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 5:41:03 PM   
    MrSpectacular


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    I wish it wasn't taking so long for my G and T to show up


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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 5:43:52 PM   
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    Status: offline     		sure .. quick like but they waved and didn't stoop as they got detoured over to Sesame Street.. brought to you by the letters G and T and the number 7...

    I wish my tummy didn't hurt so much.

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    Yes, I am a wonton hussy... and still sweet as 3.14

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 5:52:13 PM   
    MrSpectacular


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    I wish someone was here to rub my shoulders


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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 5:58:13 PM   
    PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR


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    Status: offline     		Granted, but it's that 300lb tranny!

    I wish that I didn't have to cook this whole meal on my own.

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 6:04:01 PM   
    celticlord2112


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    I wish my slave were here to cook me a meal.


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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 6:05:06 PM   
    PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR


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    I wish my Master was here to taste my DELICIOUS food. >;P


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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 6:05:18 PM   
    MrSpectacular


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    < Message edited by MrSpectacular -- 6/9/2008 6:06:13 PM >

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