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twistedwillow -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/8/2007 8:55:14 PM)

Granted, You now live in the sahara desert.

I wish a hitman would target my skanky neighbours.



batshalom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/8/2007 9:17:36 PM)

Granted. But the hit man will only succeed in ruining their house and then they will have to move in with you.

I wish I had some watermelon.



Greylynn -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/8/2007 9:20:08 PM)

Granted.  Now Elllie May and Billie Bob have moved in, they have serval cars up on blocks in the drive, 4 hutning dogs chained to the tree out back and their kids run over nekkid w/a bar of soap whenever you turn on your sprinkler.

I wish I had a new car.



mydomsabstrd -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/8/2007 9:26:52 PM)

granted but the windshield is broken, the drivers side door doesnt work and all the tires are flat.

i wish i had my own computer



oreogirl -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/8/2007 9:38:56 PM)

Granted, but it is the only food you will have for the rest of the week.

I wish I had a warmer bathrobe.



Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 7:23:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mydomsabstrd
i wish i had my own computer


Granted, but it's one of those prototype monsters from the 1970's.


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I wish I had a warmer bathrobe.


Granted, but it's made out of yak hair and comes with flea infestation issues.


I wish I had more hours in a day to get things done.



pahunkboy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 7:40:45 AM)

here is a penny now you have more.

i wish i had inner peace



Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 7:58:03 AM)

Granted.  But you are now in a coma.

I wish I knew what I was talking about.



scifi1133 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 8:56:00 AM)

granted you know know but are unable to speak.
I wish i could take a vacation



batshalom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 12:29:41 PM)

Granted. But your reservations are for prison. Enjoy.

I wish I had 20/20 vision without contacts / glasses.



thornhappy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 12:56:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: batshalom

Granted. But your reservations are for prison. Enjoy.

I wish I had 20/20 vision without contacts / glasses.

Granted.  But now you see all of life's imperfections.

I wish we were getting the icy weather down here instead of boring rain.



Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 4:39:34 PM)

Granted, but now you live in an igloo and your wardrobe consists of only thongs and pasties.

I wish I had more income and less work to do.



NaiveTempest -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 5:50:34 PM)

Granted, but you get thrown in prison for driving the getaway car from the bank robbery.

I wish I had a nice, warm male to snuggle up with through the night.



HRGreyDragon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 6:49:08 PM)

Granted! Is Death Valley warm enough for you. By the way your naked, on foot and with all the water you can carry, just nothing to carry it in!



I wish I aways had the money I needed to pay for the things I wanted and needed.













oreogirl -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 6:49:49 PM)

Granted, but the male dog continuously barks throughout the night, keeping you and the entire city awake.

I wish I knew where my black leather boots were.



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 6:51:10 PM)

Granted. However, you are blind, deaf and dumb and your legs dropped off and squashed the cat.

I would like to meet the real Santa.



HRGreyDragon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 6:54:58 PM)

Granted. However,You will first have to get on his good child list

Wish I wasn't so lame at this game



NaiveTempest -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 7:05:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: oreogirl

Granted, but the male dog continuously barks throughout the night, keeping you and the entire city awake.

I wish I knew where my black leather boots were.



Granted. Your Euro Daddy Dom stole them after a play session and flew back to Europe. You can find pictures of him modeling them on MySpace.

And for HRGreyDragon:
"Wish I wasn't so lame at this game"

Granted. You are now a mental wiz at games like this. But your lameness moved to your legs... Sorry bout that.....

Wish I new how to get my UMs to listen to me without having to yell at them.



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 7:07:52 PM)

Granted. However you will need to be careful about the dosage of valium you use for each of them. Too much will be a disaster and won't make for a good festive season. Prison food is not that nice.

I want a diamond ring.



dcnovice -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 7:09:26 PM)

Granted. It will be your engagement ring from Prince Harry.

I wish were buff.



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