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shivermetimbers -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/13/2008 12:50:11 AM)

Granted, you'll be fulfilling the cream in donuts for the next 100 years.

I wish all pens were in black ink



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/13/2008 2:31:50 AM)

Granted, unfortunately that makes signing international documents in the required blue ink impossible and the world comes to a stand still because of the dilemma. 
 
I wish I had an extra $10,000.00 for manufacturing my product right now.



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/13/2008 12:31:10 PM)

Granted, but after spending it all, and the product is manufactured, you can't find any way to ship any of it

i wish i had a better grip on life today



GimpinDenial -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/13/2008 1:03:39 PM)

Granted:
However, now you have suffered carpal tunnel as well as severe chronic rheumatoid arthritis and can no longer grip anything again....

I wish I didn't have to do chores, ever!



suzybeth -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/13/2008 1:42:10 PM)

granted! but the house would be infested with roaches and rats, then you'd have to move to a homeless shelter and share a bed with a man who hadn't showered in weeks.

I wish  clothes would wash themselves.



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/13/2008 5:39:32 PM)

Granted - but they also have union rights and decide to go on strike because you don't look good in them!

I wish my weekend to be wonderful



celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/13/2008 5:42:16 PM)

quote:

I wish my weekend to be wonderful


Granted....but Monday is soooo gonna suck!

I wish it would rain this weekend and cool things off



suzybeth -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/13/2008 6:07:39 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: celticlord2112
I wish it would rain this weekend and cool things off


Granted! However it rains so much it hails causing your roof to leak and drip all inside the erotic toybox

I wish I knew yesterday what I know today.



celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/13/2008 6:10:56 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: suzybeth
I wish I knew yesterday what I know today.

Granted...and what you know today is that your lights were going to be cut off yesterday

I wish it was still light outside



suzybeth -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/13/2008 6:23:20 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: celticlord2112

I wish it was still light outside


Granted! Time flies back 4 hours, causing everyone to get motion sickness, and the entire world pukes everywhere.

I wish I would be able to actually see one of the hummingbirds eating from my feeder.

btw, that was an awesome reply to my wish



sunshinemiss -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/13/2008 8:01:10 PM)

sure darling.... sadly they all get poisoned and fall over dead, their rotting bodies stenching up the place with all the puke you gave the world...

I wish my housemate were nice to me.
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MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/13/2008 9:47:14 PM)

Granted - you housemate will be - but it is a 400 lb Transvestite - who wanders around naked all the time - trying to be too nice to you

I wish I get a nice email on Saturday!



servantheart -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/13/2008 10:26:27 PM)

Granted.  The audit notice from the kinder, gentler IRS will arrive sometime tomorrow dripping with politeness.
 
I wish all the Daddies a very Happy Father's Day [sm=cute.gif][sm=yourock.gif]



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/13/2008 10:27:36 PM)

granted... but you must service them all to make them happy :p

i wish i was a ninja :p



sunshinemiss -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/13/2008 10:31:39 PM)

Ok... but the shell on your back is gonna just kill your posture.

I wish I had a pony



PanthersMom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/13/2008 10:39:44 PM)

granted, you now have a pony and he bites!

i wish i had a bowl of chocolate ice cream



Hanable -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/13/2008 10:45:24 PM)

granted... u have ur ice cream.. but its freezer burned and rock solid.

i wish it werent so hot here.

H >:)



PanthersMom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/13/2008 10:56:20 PM)

granted, you're now at the south pole, nekkid

i wish my ice cream was in perfect condition for eating and i had a willing subbie to serve as a perfect dish



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/13/2008 11:20:35 PM)

Granted. You now have ice cream, served on the perfect sub. Unfortunately, he's been dead for three years and WASN'T in the freezer with the ice cream, if ya know what I mean.[:'(]

I wish I had the whole set of Harry Potter books, so I could read them in order.



Hanable -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/13/2008 11:44:01 PM)

granted.. but there printed in latin.. which u cant read.

i wish i back would stop hurting.

H >:)

edit: cuz i cant spell



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