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shivermetimbers -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 11:05:04 PM)
Granted, but all of their first names are Bruce and they are dead. I wish I had two more beers in the fridge.

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 11:08:07 PM)
Granted, you have two more beers in the fridge. Unfortunately, they are open and flat. I wish I had a donkey.

shivermetimbers -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 11:09:18 PM)
Granted, but it's being used for "shows" down in Tijuana. I wish I could speak Spanish.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 11:13:33 PM)
Granted, you speak Spanish fluently but the Mexican girl with the donkey still won’t go home with you. I wish Miss Magnolia had a donkey… LOL Wait,,, I wish I could watch Miss Magnolia with her donkey.. Wait……. I wish all the girls had donkeys… Wait,,,,,,, fuck it,,,, I wish I had a Corona!

shivermetimbers -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 11:15:14 PM)
LMAO....Granted....you have all the Corona you can drink, you get drunker than hell, and instead of Miss Magnolia, you sleep with the donkey. I wish I wasn't almost pissing myself laughing

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 11:18:05 PM)
Granted, you aren’t “almost pissing”, you are pissing yourself. I wish I hadn’t gotten drunk and slept with that donkey!!!

shivermetimbers -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 11:38:21 PM)
Granted, but the new video of donkey kong will feature you always getting it from that donkey I wish I knew more donkey jokes

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 11:39:53 PM)
Granted, but they are all in Spanish and dont make the grade in translation. I wish I had a slave to fetch me another beer.. his one is almost done!

SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 11:40:59 PM)
granted but she's in the cage and you can't reach the remote from there i wish i had a drink

shivermetimbers -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 11:41:19 PM)
Granted, but the one your slave fetches is also done! I wish that beer was cheaper than water.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 11:46:01 PM)
Granted, as before, a page or two back, rainwater is beer! Unfortunately, there is a drought in your area right now. I wish a sexy ass slave was trapped in my purdy red cage!

SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 11:47:18 PM)
granted but it's me and the only sexy part about me is my ass :p i wish i was somewhere else

shivermetimbers -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 11:48:48 PM)
Granted, now you are on RS's lap, and there's a donkey in the room I wish liquor stores just had delivery chutes to my house

SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 11:49:28 PM)
they do but the cans keep crushing and bottles breaking on the way i wish there wasn't a donkey

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/11/2008 11:59:34 PM)
Granted, it’s a small pony instead. I wish I had a small pony.

SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2008 12:01:33 AM)
granted, but it likes to bite, and eats through the siding of your house i wish all the aminals that walked on four legs would go away and just leave beasts behind

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2008 12:06:08 AM)
Um… granted … but ”In this place the animals are free … 'cause the animals are me” I wish all my old poetry was already typed up instead of in notebooks.

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2008 12:15:18 AM)
Granted, but the notebooks somehow get mixed up with those of an important C.E.O. of an important corporation while you're... at the airport? Needless to say, his meeting the next day doesn't go over too well... and you are stuck with all his notes containing company secrets? [&:] (Sorry, tired, mind not worky.) i wish someone were here to give me a back and shoulder massage tonight....

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2008 12:19:16 AM)
Granted, but it involves a smelly donkey and someone that only speaks Spanish. I wish I had another cold beer.

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2008 12:53:37 AM)
Granted, you have another cold beer. Unfortunately it's in my fridge. I wish I had a monkey.

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