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ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2008 1:34:11 AM)

.. fist a donkey, now a monkey!  Granted, you have a monkey, several monkeys in fact.  But, as the saying goes, “they are flying out of your ass. “
Dinner was great, wish I had some desert. 



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2008 1:39:04 AM)

Granted, you have dessert. Knowing your fondness for beer, I made a beer sorbet. With plenty of lemon and heaps of sugar. And peanuts.

I wish I had evil monkeys, to help me when I am being evil.



shivermetimbers -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2008 10:03:53 AM)

Granted, but they in turn have a coup detat, and start doing evil things to you.

I wish I had a prehensile tail.



everhope -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2008 10:19:58 AM)

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ORIGINAL: shivermetimbers

Granted, but they in turn have a coup detat, and start doing evil things to you.

I wish I had a prehensile tail.


granted you are now stuck with a monkey face to go along with your prehensile tail.
 
i wish there was not 2,493 miles between the sadist and i....all of me is in great need of his sadists touch.



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2008 11:31:26 AM)

granted but now you're both stuck in chicago with me :o

i wish this damn air conditioner worked



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2008 11:51:30 AM)

Granted, but it’s not gonna get any cooler if me & ever are there with you. 


I wish I was going to the beach today!



purepleasure -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2008 1:01:59 PM)

Granted.  But there are thousands of jellyfish all over the beach, but you take perverse enjoyment of listening to the pop as you drive over them.

I wish I hadn't moved from Daytona.



parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2008 1:15:12 PM)

Granted, now you're in Siberia.

I wish I didn't live in the city



celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2008 1:23:37 PM)

Granted  you now live in a convent

I wish my slave had one of those cute French maid outfits



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2008 2:16:48 PM)

Granted he does - but you need to shop at the big and tall store to buy it

I wish I was feeling better



ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2008 3:13:01 PM)

Granted, your “feeling” is getting much better and the girls in the dorm really appreciated being felt.  Unfortunately, they weren’t very quiet while being felt and the house mother called the police.  You are arrested for trespassing. 
 
 
I wish my red cage was a doublewide. 



celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2008 3:24:26 PM)

Granted....you are locked inside....alone.

I wish my slave's nipples were pierced.



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2008 4:04:26 PM)

Granted - but she gets to walk around with cow bells dangling from them to signify this event

I wish that car would stopping honking its horn



SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2008 4:10:54 PM)

granted, he gets into a horrible accident instead

i wish i wasn't so dazed today



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2008 4:14:32 PM)

Granted - I will take that donkey out of your Ass

I wish that I didn't have to go meet a difficult client tomorrow



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2008 4:47:31 PM)

Granted. You don't have to meet the difficult client. You do however, get to meet his sister, who is a complete bitch and makes him look like Mary Poppins.

I wish someone would make breakfast for me.



celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2008 4:51:52 PM)

Granted, but all he can make is unsweetened oatmeal--the pasty nasty kind such as gets served up in the military

I wish my FEMALE slave would serve me breakfast in bed




MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2008 5:16:53 PM)

Granted she however spills all the hot food on your manhood and you are out of action for a month.

I wish I could have an easy life



celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2008 5:21:06 PM)

Granted...but it's a short life, and you'll be dead tomorrow

I wish....I knew what to wish for



MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/12/2008 5:28:11 PM)

Granted - I will wish you a shorter life than me

I wish for a long and fulfilling life



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