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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 1:57:39 AM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. Your back is no longer hurting. Sadly though, you now have hemorrhoids that are so big, they're hanging down to your knees. You also have a horrible, smelly toenail fungus that no one can treat.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 2:04:38 AM   
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I wish I was cuddling with my pet right now, with some soup


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 2:24:08 AM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. The pet is there, cuddling is going on and is so romantic and beautiful. However, the soup is made from the fungus scraped out from under Hanables toe nails.

I wish Foxtel didn't have so many crappy repeats.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 2:26:20 AM   
Asherdelampyr


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Granted, Foxtel now never existed, so there is nothing to repeat

I wish I spoke more than 2 languages


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 2:33:00 AM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. You now speak every language ever spoken on earth. You get so mixed up with all these languages, no one knows what the fuck you're on about.

I wish I had someone here to massage my feet.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 2:33:51 AM   
Asherdelampyr


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Granted, but before they begin they need to know how many toes you want to actually keep

I wish I was in DC


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 2:39:38 AM   
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Status: offline 		Granted- you were the victim of a downtown drive-by an hour ago.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 2:53:18 AM   
Asherdelampyr


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I wish I survived the drive-by and was rushed to a hospital that saved my life with no lasting effects... and was in a private room with my pet


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 3:03:14 AM   
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Status: offline 		A) that was mean 
B) Granted, but visiting hours ended a minute after you woke up and the nurses kicked her out.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 3:24:20 AM   
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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 3:27:01 AM   
shivermetimbers


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I wish I was a leprechaun with magical powers.

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If we descended from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 3:30:05 AM   
Asherdelampyr


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Status: offline 		granted, you now have magical powers, except all they are is the magical power to grow your fingernails really fast....
and the magical power to survive with no liver (though you cough up blood and cant drink)
(yes, I am mean)

I wish that everyone on this site found the type of person they were looking for, and that they were happy with them forever


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 4:09:43 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr


I wish that everyone on this site found the type of person they were looking for, and that they were happy with them forever



I'm going to skip that one, as I think that is everyones wish and I would hate to ruin it.

Someone else bring the Ax to Ashers wish.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 4:20:14 AM   
Asherdelampyr


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Status: offline 		I win

(its a race, right?)

((Not to be a dick, but it is Axe.... couldnt help it, being sick makes me a bit anal))


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 4:23:32 AM   
suzybeth


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Status: offline 		LMAO fine I guess I will spell it Ax"e" if I have to.

Ohh and I didn't say you win, I am sure there is someone out there oh so willing to crush the dreams of everyone on this site!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 4:25:15 AM   
Asherdelampyr


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BOW BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL GOD OF ALL COOKIEDOM!!!!! TREMBLE AND MY CHOCOLATE CHIP MAGNIFICENCE!!!!


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 4:25:34 AM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, back to the action.

Granted. Everyone finds the love of their life, perfect partner, forever. Sadly, forever isn't long, as the moon gets plastered on cheap wine and stumbles into the Earth. Better all get shagging asap is all I can say.

I wish I had a banana tree.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 5:29:38 AM   
suzybeth


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Status: offline 		Granted! But all the monkeys from the zoo and circus escape, causing monkey rioting throughout your neighborhood (think Jumangi here) as they try to steal and eat all the bananas


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 5:36:08 AM   
Asherdelampyr


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I wish I was home asleep right now, with my pet beside me

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 5:41:27 AM   
suzybeth


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Status: offline 		Granted! However while you sleep your darling pet is giving you a makeover, when you awake your hair has been cut and curled, you have a fabulous shade of blush on, and your eyes have never looked wider nor brighter, as you flash that awesome cherry red lipsticked smile.

I wish I had a seperate phone line for my fax machine

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