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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 8:56:24 AM   
sambamanslilgirl


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i wish i had the cure to stop this pounding headache.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 9:22:34 AM   
Puppy4goodHome


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i wish i had the cure for a hangover in the morning not that i drink

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 10:02:08 AM   
MrSpectacular


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I wish the fog would lift and the sun come out


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 10:08:04 AM   
Puppy4goodHome


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i wish it was not so humid

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 10:52:47 AM   
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< Message edited by shivermetimbers -- 6/14/2008 10:53:16 AM >

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 11:31:13 AM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		Granted.  There's 0% humidity, but you are now in an airtight container.

I wish I didn't have errands and a to-do list today.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 11:35:12 AM   
MrSpectacular


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I wish I could actually get my errands done


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 11:40:52 AM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		Granted, but you contracted your errands out to a low-budget group of subs who got them all done, but have now created a new set of errands for you to undo the chaos they created.

I wish Thing 1's turtle liked me more than he does.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 2:34:59 PM   
Hanable


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Status: offline 		granted.. now he wont leave u alone *giggle*

i wish my mother would leave me alone.

H >:)

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 3:00:15 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		Granted.  Your mother leaves you alone, but now you're stuck with Thing 1's turtle.  *hehehe*

I wish it would stop raining.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 3:09:58 PM   
MrSpectacular


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Status: offline 		Granted - it becomes dry for 40 days - but so does your love life

I wish I felt up to drinking some wine tonight


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 3:16:34 PM   
Daddysredhead


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ORIGINAL: MrSpectacular

Granted - it becomes dry for 40 days - but so does your love life

 
EEK!!!

quote:


I wish I felt up to drinking some wine tonight


Granted - but you are also stuck with listening to UB40's "Red, Red Wine" all night long.

I wish I knew what the "real" reference is in Mr. Spectacular's sig line.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 3:19:09 PM   
MrSpectacular


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I wish I could have a great massage right now - and please not the 400 lb Tranny


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 3:56:33 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		OK, I'll just let my imagination take over.  Dry spells and abstinence were only during my marriage. 

Wish granted.  You have a sexy massage therapist to massage you, but she is a lesbian and has an aversion to direct skin contact with men... so she uses oven mitts on you.

I wish that my dinner was already fixed.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 5:11:16 PM   
Puppy4goodHome


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i wish that my dog would listen to me

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 5:17:57 PM   
ResidentSadist


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Status: offline 		Granted, your dog listens attentively but chooses to disobey. 

I wish that my dog Cosmo Teddy P. Astrobear III  (Newfoundlander & Labrador mix) was still around.  He was awesome and once he picked up a girl all on his own!!!!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 5:24:01 PM   
Puppy4goodHome


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i wish i was a Dr

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 6:20:41 PM   
Hanable


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Status: offline 		granted.. but u have to work in africa for 5 years before u can get a place in america.

i wish i could have a spa day.

H >:)

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 6:53:22 PM   
purepleasure


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Status: offline 		Granted.  But the blue gooey stuff they put on your face doesn't come off for a week.

I wish people would obey me better.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 7:09:23 PM   
Daddysredhead


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Status: offline 		Granted, but they only obey you slightly better than a toddler obeys its parents in the middle of a tantrum.

I wish it took less time to dry my hair.

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