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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 5:42:59 AM   
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(see but then I would get to punish her :P)

Granted, you didnt want it to be active, now did you?

I wish I didnt have to work for the next 6 months, but I still got paid (yeah, I know im lazy)


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 5:47:46 AM   
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Granted! while at home sitting on your lazy bum you grow huge weeping bedsores, which make it impossible to sit or lie down and you must stand up for the remaining time off work.

I wish my kids wouldn't pick dandelions and bring them in for me to put into a vase because I am allergic to them (but too honored to turn them away)





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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 5:49:07 AM   
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Granted, instead they bring home spiders (hobo spiders, to be exact)

I wish I had someone to comfort my bedsores


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 5:53:14 AM   
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Granted! but your nurse is a large, stinky, hairy man with no teeth named Raoul who just loves giving you sponge baths.

I wish I had never heard of Hobo Spiders (after googling I am terrified now)

*fixed the spelling error because Asher is anal*

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 5:58:26 AM   
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Granted, unfortunately when ya get bitten by one, you cant tell what it is, and you die

I wish Raoul at least had a talent that went along with the lack of teeth


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 6:13:05 AM   
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Granted.  He can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, but won't give blow jobs.

I wish I didn't have so much crap in storage.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 6:13:24 AM   
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Granted! But the fire also burned everyone elses stuff in storage (assuming you use a paid storage facility)

I wish my bank account had $500 in it that I could spend without penalty.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 6:22:34 AM   
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Granted.  But you can only spend your money on bird poo facials. 

I wish I didn't have to get groceries this morning.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 6:24:39 AM   
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Granted! A nice delivery truck comes by with bulk size items of everything you need, but you have nowhere to store them.

(LOL you saw my response on the bird poo thread)

I wish there were no earthworms

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 7:10:06 AM   
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Granted! But now small mouth bass are walking on land and eating car tires.


I wish ResidentSadist waz better at playing Ring of fire!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 7:31:08 AM   
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Granted, I now can out drink all your young asses at the Ring Of Fire game and you are the ones that go to bed early instead, leaving me up with the nekked 18 year old girls in my living room! 
 I wish I hadn’t gone to bed sick drunk that night when those 18 year old girls were nekked in my living room.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 7:36:17 AM   
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Granted! however all those 18 yr old girls got sick drunk too and passed out all around you in their icky sickness.

I wish telemarketers would quit calling me.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 7:41:25 AM   
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Granted! but now they are working at the local coffee shop spitting in your coffee


I wish that all women saved there bush.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 7:41:36 AM   
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granted, now no one ever calls you and you feel oh so lonely
 
i wish RS was the one giving me my birthday spankings tonight. 

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 7:44:04 AM   
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Granted! but he used his slave ship whip and you have no idea how you got there



I wish that RS would stop being a old fart for my 21st B-day

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 7:53:42 AM   
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ORIGINAL: everhope
i wish RS was the one giving me my birthday spankings tonight. 

Granted, but you are getting spanked with my BIG ass paddle (Happy B-day)
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ORIGINAL: lucivar
I wish that RS would stop being a old fart for my 21st B-day
 
 

Granted, and me and my new obnoxious teenage slave come to your B-day party in sweets, talking jive wigger talk and spoil it.
 
I wish Justin (Lucivar) would quit WoW and start playing AoC.  

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BTW, I think that might be the slave ship whip he had in mind at the bottom of the paddle pic. Take a good look at the measuring tape...  thats some big ass gear. 

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 7:55:16 AM   
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Granted! But you had to pay for the AoC account

I wish i had the info for my AoC account

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 7:59:15 AM   
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Granted, but you are getting spanked with my BIG ass paddle (Happy B-day)

is it as big as a cricket bat?

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 8:45:07 AM   
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u forgot to make a wish

i wish that i could make a wish come true

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/14/2008 8:48:04 AM   
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Granted, but the wish was for you to be neutered and flea dipped on a weekly basis.

I wish I could meet a Master with a motorcycle......

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