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RE: Jaded folks of collarme - 12/3/2007 1:08:48 PM

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The same reason why I have so many vibrators....variety....

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RE: Jaded folks of collarme - 12/3/2007 1:08:55 PM

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How about a hug

or are you looking for an opportunity to rub up against me? ; -)

One Gazelle out, one Gazelle in..........have you ever advertised your services as a first class, second course?

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RE: Jaded folks of collarme - 12/3/2007 1:09:00 PM

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A real hug....I am skilled and I can get references...:)

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RE: Jaded folks of collarme - 12/3/2007 1:12:52 PM

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I realize how much of a jungle it is ..... does not mean I have to like it ....and it certainly does not mean anyone has to play along.....

I guess the trick is to find out whether one belongs with the carnivores or the herbivores first. Of course, one could conclude that one's place is with the vegetation, but I'm led to believe that Bushes rarely have anything useful to say.

Being a carnivore, one then has to decide whether one runs with the pride of lions, scavenges and harries as one of the pack of hyenas or walks alone as a leopard. Personally I think I'm more of a cheetah - much quicker than the rest, a far lighter touch, but just as capable of messing people up and still looking cute throughout. Its good being a cheetah, because I'm not interested in the big herbivores and dont bother them so they dont bother me, and the other carnivores cant catch me.

One could be a herbivore too. That doesnt mean being weak or prey all the time either. Yes, from time to time we'll catch one and rip it to pieces, but we only do enough to clear out the weak, you know? And herbivores can be very dangerous too - big horns and nasty kicks.

Point being, grow some claws or develop a nasty kick, or leaf.

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RE: Jaded folks of collarme - 12/3/2007 1:14:01 PM

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Ron is giving blowjobs? Where do I sign up?

Oh, and anyone else collect asian ball jointed dolls? Let me tell you, the biggest jerk on this board is a piker compared to the bunch of heathers who run Den of Demons. That doll collecting is some serious shit. Suck it up, snowflake, you ain't seen nothing yet!

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RE: Jaded folks of collarme - 12/3/2007 1:14:26 PM

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A real hug....I am skilled and I can get references...:)

But, are you experienced?

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RE: Jaded folks of collarme - 12/3/2007 1:16:43 PM

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Not necessarily stoned......but.....beautifull

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RE: Jaded folks of collarme - 12/3/2007 1:17:21 PM

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ok...having read this entire mess, and the funny stuff too.....all i can say is....

is this tantrum over the thread about nasty fat men with bugs? cause if that lil bit got you this wound up, youre playing in the wrong sandbox.

take the time to watch and see who has a sick sense of humor, whos just an asshole, and who you think of as being wise.

then laugh at or ignore the humor, ignore or debate the assholes, and learn from the wise ones.

lawd dear, step back and take a break.......its a forum for many different ideas and opinions, not dogpile on simplewhispers.....

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RE: Jaded folks of collarme - 12/3/2007 1:17:33 PM

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Oh good grief, now I am hungry for a rare steak.

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RE: Jaded folks of collarme - 12/3/2007 1:17:46 PM

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I am an expert at rubbing. So sayeth my cock regarding my left hand.

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RE: Jaded folks of collarme - 12/3/2007 1:19:42 PM

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I am an expert at rubbing. So sayeth my cock regarding my left hand.

your cock talks? can it sing like this one?
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RE: Jaded folks of collarme - 12/3/2007 1:21:20 PM

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I am an expert at rubbing. So sayeth my cock regarding my left hand.

your cock talks? can it sing like this one?

Dear Penis - Cool Videos

I'm not sure. It's always too busy clearing its throat...

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RE: Jaded folks of collarme - 12/3/2007 1:21:26 PM

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ok...having read this entire mess, and the funny stuff too.....all i can say is....

is this tantrum over the thread about nasty fat men with bugs? cause if that lil bit got you this wound up, youre playing in the wrong sandbox.

take the time to watch and see who has a sick sense of humor, whos just an asshole, and who you think of as being wise.

then laugh at or ignore the humor, ignore or debate the assholes, and learn from the wise ones.

lawd dear, step back and take a break.......its a forum for many different ideas and opinions, not dogpile on simplewhispers.....

dog pile?....a violation of TOS?...........:)

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RE: Jaded folks of collarme - 12/3/2007 1:22:06 PM

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Oh good grief, now I am hungry for a rare steak.

LaT

Crikey - I forgot about the Tigresses!

Question is, since I'm much quicker, how slow do I have to run to get caught without it being apparent I wanted to be.....?

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RE: Jaded folks of collarme - 12/3/2007 1:22:30 PM

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I grew up calling it "pigpile" but then again, I do live in Iowa............

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RE: Jaded folks of collarme - 12/3/2007 1:22:38 PM

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Oh good grief, now I am hungry for a rare steak.

LaT

I'm rare (only one of me) and been told i have a nice rump

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RE: Jaded folks of collarme - 12/3/2007 1:23:40 PM

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Oh good grief, now I am hungry for a rare steak.

LaT

Crikey - I forgot about the Tigresses!

Question is, since I'm much quicker, how slow do I have to run to get caught without it being apparent I wanted to be.....?

E

Just do a faux slip and fall.....

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RE: Jaded folks of collarme - 12/3/2007 1:23:56 PM

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GREAT post whispers... i couldnt agree with you more...

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RE: Jaded folks of collarme - 12/3/2007 1:24:26 PM

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I'm rare (only one of me) and been told i have a nice rump

Great news....can't wait for your house do......a night of wisdom, laughter and sacrifice.....

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RE: Jaded folks of collarme - 12/3/2007 1:24:52 PM

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GREAT post whispers... i couldnt agree with you more...

That was sarcasm right?

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