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RE: My dominant pussy - 12/12/2007 8:20:28 PM   
darchChylde


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ORIGINAL: MasterFireMaam


IM ON UR SHOLDERZ
GIVE N U ORDERZ

Master Fire


do we LoLCat much?



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RE: My dominant pussy - 12/12/2007 8:54:19 PM   
arkitain


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Status: offline 		...wow.  I gotta say, that's the funniest story I've read in quite some time, heh... that's felines for you, though.  Personally, I just have to fight to keep my feather cache... I move it, they find it.  I put it in a drawer, they figure out how to open the drawer.  And my pair of felines have the guiltiest expressions I've ever seen when they've been trying to get somewhere they know they're not supposed to...

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RE: My dominant pussy - 12/12/2007 9:32:01 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MasterFireMaam
You MUST post it in your LJ!


I'll need to figure out an appropriate perv filter, since most of the people on my LJ are non-perv and a lot of them don't know my orientation.  It's not really their business either, but if they go snooping seriously enough to find it, it's their own problem and they can't exactly complain it's TMI. 

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RE: My dominant pussy - 12/12/2007 10:05:05 PM   
Boondoggle


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ORIGINAL: MsSonnetMarwood

I always used to say my Jasper cat was the only dominant male I wanted in my life.....


.....and I had him neutered.




This caused a giggle-fit in me. Kudos Ms Sonnet Marwood.

Najakcharmer, I see you train your pets well, whether it be intentional or not.

Now the dangerous question: Has she discovered your dice bag?

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RE: My dominant pussy - 12/12/2007 10:20:30 PM   
darchChylde


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ORIGINAL: Boondoggle
Najakcharmer, I see you train your pets well, whether it be intentional or not.

Now the dangerous question: Has she discovered your dice bag?


omg, that reminds me... Ma'ams cat has a great love of turning crits into botches, and feline intervention is not an acceptable foul

by the way, MasterFireMaam and i have come up with an official lolcat version of the pic i linked to previously... i submitted it to icanhascheezburger.com


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y151/DarchChylde/LOLCATYukiandoren.jpg


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I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
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RE: My dominant pussy - 12/12/2007 10:27:26 PM   
youngpupforBCms


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Status: offline 		Cats must be the favorite reincarnate vessels of all dominants lol

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RE: My dominant pussy - 12/12/2007 11:36:06 PM   
Najakcharmer


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ORIGINAL: Boondoggle
Now the dangerous question: Has she discovered your dice bag?


Yes.  She actually rolls dice and has been known to jump on the table during roleplaying sessions and "help" players roll a d20. 

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RE: My dominant pussy - 12/13/2007 1:32:23 AM   
mimkyodar


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Is he a masochist? If so, lucky.

That's the reason i respect cats. They actually DO own the house. They're scheming intellectuals, unless the dumb loyalty thing dogs have going on. Not a dog person.

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RE: My dominant pussy - 12/13/2007 5:06:51 AM   
TNstepsout


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RE: My dominant pussy - 12/13/2007 3:54:10 PM   
beltainefaerie


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Status: offline 		Hilarious!  My cat likes to chew on leather and my cane tips.  I had to create a toy box so she'd stop running off with my BDSM gear.  We joke that she's definitely momy's cat, since she likes leather, small enclosed spaces and nibbles.  She's also a rather plump cat and I'm definitely a BBW.

The shoestring bit reminded me of the time I was sitting naked on a chair and my kitty decided that my labia piercings woud be a fun toy.  AHHHHH.  I scared her so much from my shreiking that she has never done that again, thank goddess.

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RE: My dominant pussy - 12/13/2007 4:24:14 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Najakcharmer

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ORIGINAL: Boondoggle
Now the dangerous question: Has she discovered your dice bag?


Yes.  She actually rolls dice and has been known to jump on the table during roleplaying sessions and "help" players roll a d20. 


What's her crit ratio?

Do you think we could borrow her for a few nights? We need somebody to play the cleric and nowbody's willing to cowboy up. :P


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RE: My dominant pussy - 12/13/2007 8:42:36 PM   
Najakcharmer


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Status: offline 		She rolls pretty good actually.  I don't think she does much driving though, that would probably be asking a little too much of Mistress Gamer Kitty.  

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RE: My dominant pussy - 12/13/2007 9:11:17 PM   
arkitain


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ORIGINAL: aidan

quote:

ORIGINAL: Najakcharmer

quote:

ORIGINAL: Boondoggle
Now the dangerous question: Has she discovered your dice bag?


Yes.  She actually rolls dice and has been known to jump on the table during roleplaying sessions and "help" players roll a d20. 


What's her crit ratio?

Do you think we could borrow her for a few nights? We need somebody to play the cleric and nowbody's willing to cowboy up. :P



Now, now.  I doubt even the cat would want to take the healer bullet.  *Snicker*  To be fair, though, all she'd need to do is keep batting d8s around, and there you go.  Typical cleric.

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RE: My dominant pussy - 12/14/2007 2:08:48 AM   
Boondoggle


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Status: offline 		There's something 'special' about seeing a thread on a kinky forum being turned into a discussion of D&D, especially when pussy is involved. It's touching (and feelly).

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RE: My dominant pussy - 12/14/2007 9:37:58 AM   
darchChylde


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ORIGINAL: Boondoggle

There's something 'special' about seeing a thread on a kinky forum being turned into a discussion of D&D, especially when pussy is involved. It's touching (and feelly).


i personally love how many people viewed the thread in so short of time, do you suppose it was largely men who saw  the title and just knew they had found some free, home-grown wank fodder? i know i did *weg*

but you have a very interesting point, i have long wondered at the relationship between D/s and gaming (beyond the slight jealous twinge i get when i hear so many people calling Her "my Lady" in the midst of a campaign... i, who had not gamed in ten years not only found a family when i met Ma'am, but also a gaming group

and from what i hear, it does seem to me that participating in gaming or BDSM might make one predisposed to the other... maybe it's because each one often involves roleplaying with small groups behind closed doors


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I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
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Where the fuck do I post?

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RE: My dominant pussy - 12/14/2007 9:59:13 AM   
aidan


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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

quote:

ORIGINAL: Boondoggle

There's something 'special' about seeing a thread on a kinky forum being turned into a discussion of D&D, especially when pussy is involved. It's touching (and feelly).


i personally love how many people viewed the thread in so short of time, do you suppose it was largely men who saw  the title and just knew they had found some free, home-grown wank fodder? i know i did *weg*


I saw the title and the person who posted it, did a double-take. "Noooo...There's no way she did something like that." Had to see to make sure.

I should have guessed what it was actually about. :-p


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RE: My dominant pussy - 12/14/2007 10:05:26 AM   
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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

but you have a very interesting point, i have long wondered at the relationship between D/s and gaming (beyond the slight jealous twinge i get when i hear so many people calling Her "my Lady" in the midst of a campaign... i, who had not gamed in ten years not only found a family when i met Ma'am, but also a gaming group

and from what i hear, it does seem to me that participating in gaming or BDSM might make one predisposed to the other... maybe it's because each one often involves roleplaying with small groups behind closed doors



The two do seem to have a pretty big intersection, but not everyone.  I, for example, have no blooming idea what y'all are talking about.    I can figure out "cleric" and "healer," but WTF is a "crit?"

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RE: My dominant pussy - 12/14/2007 10:23:32 AM   
aidan


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ORIGINAL: indygirl2

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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

but you have a very interesting point, i have long wondered at the relationship between D/s and gaming (beyond the slight jealous twinge i get when i hear so many people calling Her "my Lady" in the midst of a campaign... i, who had not gamed in ten years not only found a family when i met Ma'am, but also a gaming group

and from what i hear, it does seem to me that participating in gaming or BDSM might make one predisposed to the other... maybe it's because each one often involves roleplaying with small groups behind closed doors



The two do seem to have a pretty big intersection, but not everyone.  I, for example, have no blooming idea what y'all are talking about.    I can figure out "cleric" and "healer," but WTF is a "crit?"


The word "crit" is a slang term for the gaming jargon "critical strike" or "critical hit". Derived from early pen-and-paper games such as Dungeons & Dragons, it is an attack roll (that is, a roll of the d20 [or 20-sided die]) that results in a natural 20, which is an automatic success on the attack and allows for the dealing of double or triple damage, depending on the weapon used. Some weapons allow a critical for any number between 19- or 18-20, which is listed as it's "threat range".

It has been adopted in video game design, for instance RPGs and MMOs, where a percentage of every attack is given double or triple damage. Players can use items, spells or other abilities to increase this percentage.

*blinks and clears his throat*

I...Um...Hope that answered your question.

*blushes*


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RE: My dominant pussy - 12/14/2007 11:02:35 AM   
thompsonx


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ORIGINAL: MistressPav

N, very funny story!  Thanks for sharing it.

Now if you can only test out the theory on your sub and get him so hard that "a cat couldn't scratch it" and put Mistress Cat to the test.
***OWWWW*** goes the subbie 



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People with a "nasty streak" like yours are a constant comfort.
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RE: My dominant pussy - 12/14/2007 12:04:21 PM   
Boondoggle


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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

but you have a very interesting point, i have long wondered at the relationship between D/s and gaming (beyond the slight jealous twinge i get when i hear so many people calling Her "my Lady" in the midst of a campaign... i, who had not gamed in ten years not only found a family when i met Ma'am, but also a gaming group

and from what i hear, it does seem to me that participating in gaming or BDSM might make one predisposed to the other... maybe it's because each one often involves roleplaying with small groups behind closed doors



I think we're all just big fans of dungeons.

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