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RE: Parent's Stash - 12/12/2007 8:03:50 PM   
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Status: offline 		Another good story, I had two friends of mine who were getting into swinging and had been having a great time at a few parties.   Then they went to this one party and (quite litterally) bumped into her parents on the dance floor.


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RE: Parent's Stash - 12/12/2007 8:05:47 PM   
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I will never understand why so many people are upset/grossed out at the fact that the people who gave them life, loved them, made them into who they are today, sacrificed so much for them to try and have a better life would want to enjoy intimacy and sexual expression with others. 

I want nothing but love, joy and fulfillment for my mother in ALL ways.  She deserves it. 

I suppose if your parents were really bad people who did a horrible job, you'd think they deserve to be punished by not having an active and healthy sex life- otherwise, I think kids (even adult kisa) need to stop acting like selfish clueless morons and try really being sexually liberated and embrace the "consensual adults having fun is good" idea.


I have absolutely no problem with my mom having a sex/love life. I wouldn't even mind so much hearing the general moaning and what not. But, I really don't want to know exactly where his penis is, or how he's touching her when I in the basement and she's on the top floor. There's enjoying sex, and then there's faking it/making it seem better than it is.

Oh, and when you're mother offers you her boyfriend for your "first time" (yes, that did happen to me), there are issues. Can you say "Ewww"?

Sounds like a reason to vent in a new thread perhaps!

I never saw my parents having sex, I can't remember seeing them nude either but I got this shit from somewhere!

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RE: Parent's Stash - 12/12/2007 8:07:18 PM   
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Oh, and when you're mother offers you her boyfriend for your "first time" (yes, that did happen to me), there are issues. Can you say "Ewww"?

Quite sincerely, I am not saying this to be contrary or to be "weird" but honestly my immediate thoughts and feelings are "how nice for your mom to want to give you a great experience for your first time with someone she trusts and knows to be capable in this domain."

I still don't understand how our society thinks the best way for people to learn about sex is completely blind with other completely blind inexperienced people and yet wonder how we're all so fucked up when it comes to relationships and sex. 

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RE: Parent's Stash - 12/12/2007 8:08:42 PM   
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Oh, and when you're mother offers you her boyfriend for your "first time" (yes, that did happen to me), there are issues. Can you say "Ewww"?

Quite sincerely, I am not saying this to be contrary or to be "weird" but honestly my immediate thoughts and feelings are "how nice for your mom to want to give you a great experience for your first time with someone she trusts and knows to be capable in this domain."

I still don't understand how our society thinks the best way for people to learn about sex is completely blind with other completely blind inexperienced people and yet wonder how we're all so fucked up when it comes to relationships and sex. 

I agree, at least here in the United States and maybe some areas of the UK.  When I traveled to Europe (where most of my first S&M adventures actually took place) I was quite pleased with the openness of sex and the lack of taboo in some areas of kink.

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RE: Parent's Stash - 12/12/2007 8:32:08 PM   
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Oh, and when you're mother offers you her boyfriend for your "first time" (yes, that did happen to me), there are issues. Can you say "Ewww"?

Quite sincerely, I am not saying this to be contrary or to be "weird" but honestly my immediate thoughts and feelings are "how nice for your mom to want to give you a great experience for your first time with someone she trusts and knows to be capable in this domain."


I totally understand where you are coming from. However, I've told my mom that I know it would be relatively easy for me to lose my virginity if that were my goal. I've discussed the fact that I want my first time to be "special". I'm not looking for stars and fireworks, but I'd like to care and be attracted to the guy.

Okay, off to make my own thread and stop high-jacking this one...

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RE: Parent's Stash - 12/12/2007 8:36:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		my father just underwent "elective surgery". i have no clue what it was but it was to his groin area...i am queasy everytime i think about it or have to deliver food to him while my mom's at work. my lil sis got the full explanation before she could scream "TMI SWEET JESUS TMI"...i was faster. ^_^ we also found astroglide *the jumbo bottle* in their shower once...my lil sis moved it just for shits and giggles and i got to take the blame on that one....and i used to watch my dad's porn when i was in middle school and they left me home alone. Condoms and lube are in normally mom's top drawer of the nightstand and her prescription pain killers are in the bottom of it behind her copy of Watership Down. i was a very curious kid.

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RE: Parent's Stash - 12/12/2007 10:32:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		my parents were very good at hiding their stuff. My little sister and I found my dad's stash of porn once and a very scary (at the time) looking dildo. My sisters are very loud during sex so everyone knew what was happening. Luckily, for me, I've never walked in on my parents.

My best friend's four year old son found her toybox once and the babysitter wasn't paying attention..... She came home, with her boss, to find her toys all over the house.... About six months later, he snuck into their bedroom while they were having sex and just sat quietly on the floor. The next day during a party he said, in front of a huge crowd, "Hey dad, remember this!" and proceded to mimic what he witnessed.

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RE: Parent's Stash - 12/13/2007 8:48:11 AM   
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I will never understand why so many people are upset/grossed out at the fact that the people who gave them life, loved them, made them into who they are today, sacrificed so much for them to try and have a better life would want to enjoy intimacy and sexual expression with others. 

I want nothing but love, joy and fulfillment for my mother in ALL ways.  She deserves it. 

I suppose if your parents were really bad people who did a horrible job, you'd think they deserve to be punished by not having an active and healthy sex life- otherwise, I think kids (even adult kisa) need to stop acting like selfish clueless morons and try really being sexually liberated and embrace the "consensual adults having fun is good" idea.


Thanks LA I really needed to hear that... was begining to think I was the only one who thought that while growing up my parents having sex was normal and actually gave me somewhat of a sense of security knowing that they loved one another...lol

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RE: Parent's Stash - 12/13/2007 9:02:13 AM   
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I will never understand why so many people are upset/grossed out at the fact that the people who gave them life, loved them, made them into who they are today, sacrificed so much for them to try and have a better life would want to enjoy intimacy and sexual expression with others.

I want nothing but love, joy and fulfillment for my mother in ALL ways. She deserves it.

I suppose if your parents were really bad people who did a horrible job, you'd think they deserve to be punished by not having an active and healthy sex life- otherwise, I think kids (even adult kisa) need to stop acting like selfish clueless morons and try really being sexually liberated and embrace the "consensual adults having fun is good" idea.



I am not upset that my parents had/have a healthy and active sex life...I just don't want to know the details. My parents have been married for 38 years, and although they are deeply religious, and do not believe in divorce, they aren't just still married because of their beliefs. They had their ups and downs and there were years when their marriage was hanging by a thread, but they stuck it out and I would say that from what I see and know about them, they are still in love. They hold hands, they cuddle and kiss and go out of their way to do nice things for each other. They are both in very good physical shape and I am sure they have a healthy sex life...I just don't don't want to know WHAT they do to keep the magic alive, you know? I don't want to know if my dad takes Viagra, I don't want to know if my mom needs lube...Eeeewww! Any thought of my parent's having wild sex makes me an instant prude! Considering that so many adult kids think that way about their parents must make it a natural reaction, I would think.

A few months ago, my mom and dad were arguing about some stupid crap - my parents can be very stubborn and immature and my husband and I have had to give them "marriage counseling" at times, and my dad told me, "Your mother is witholding sex, and it's been almost two weeks-" and I immediately cut him off and said, "Ok, ok, ok...well, obviously she wins. You need to rethink your strategy and figure out how to resolve the problem. Is this battle worth fighting against her weapon of choice?" After that I changed the subject. I wanted to say, "Can't you share this with a buddy instead of your daughter? Yuck!"

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RE: Parent's Stash - 12/13/2007 9:50:46 AM   
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Never walked in on my parents (that I can remember)--they were divorced by the time I was 5.  Mom was discreet about having company over--it never happened with UMs in the house until I was in high school and came to her house when she wasn't expecting me. 

I do, however, remember looking in her dresser drawer for something and finding a compact case.  Inside the case there was an opject that looked something like a mini-frisbee but it was very flimsy.  I was maybe 6 or 7, and was fascinated by this thing. Poked it, played with it. . .stuck a pin hole in it.  Must have been a dry stretch for Mom, because even with several more pin holes in the diaphragm, I didn't get a baby brother or sister.  (I had no idea what this thing was, so that wasn't my goal.)

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RE: Parent's Stash - 12/13/2007 10:20:59 AM   
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Never walked in on my parents (that I can remember)--they were divorced by the time I was 5.  Mom was discreet about having company over--it never happened with UMs in the house until I was in high school and came to her house when she wasn't expecting me. 

I do, however, remember looking in her dresser drawer for something and finding a compact case.  Inside the case there was an opject that looked something like a mini-frisbee but it was very flimsy.  I was maybe 6 or 7, and was fascinated by this thing. Poked it, played with it. . .stuck a pin hole in it.  Must have been a dry stretch for Mom, because even with several more pin holes in the diaphragm, I didn't get a baby brother or sister.  (I had no idea what this thing was, so that wasn't my goal.)



Thats kind of funny in a way.  She would have killed had she found out.  It reminds me of a friend I had when I was in middle school that found his single moms stash in her top drawer that included a diaphram and several contraceptives, a vibrator, lube and some kind of liquid sheep skin (still dont know what the hell that was for) anyways unlike me and my other friends he was so upset about it that he confronted her with it as soon as she walked through the door. Imagine your kid confronting you with a package like that!  I couldnt believe he did that. Anyways his mom was unusually young and was hot as hell so I was all into her bad going wow! I guess that night they really had it out with one another about her sex life which I thought was even more histerical.  To this day I cant believe he did that. What was even more remarkable is that she gave him the whole low down on her sex life no holes bared so to speak. From then on they were both cool about it and shared so much open comunication between one another that I was actually kind of jelouse.

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RE: Parent's Stash - 12/13/2007 10:34:56 AM   
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Status: offline 		i found a sister! i came across some paperwork stating that my father gave up his rights to her.  As far as i know she has no idea who her real dad is, or that she has more brothers and sisters.  Maybe one day i will get to meet her.

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RE: Parent's Stash - 12/13/2007 11:24:43 AM   
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Quite sincerely, I am not saying this to be contrary or to be "weird" but honestly my immediate thoughts and feelings are "how nice for your mom to want to give you a great experience for your first time with someone she trusts and knows to be capable in this domain."

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round here we call it sex offenders felony 5 to 10 ... other places it's called kissin cousins  I know I know it seems crazy.... but I'd never invite anyone to have sex with my daughter

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RE: Parent's Stash - 12/13/2007 11:29:44 AM   
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Status: offline 		I was recently staying with my foster parents for a couple of months before moving into my new apartment for school. I had lost a set of keys for work and had called my foster mother to see if she would check in my room for them. Now, they never came on the top floor and so I had gotten lazy about cleanup....a few days later, having found my flogger and various bondage equipment on the floor, my mom takes me aside to tlk to me about whether I know what I'm doing, basic bdsm protocol (safewords, etc.), how they have friends that can teach me how to do this stuff, et cetera. Nothing like admitting to your foster mom "Um, mom, this has been a part of my life for quite a while now."

Then she tells me my foster dad wants to borrow my flogger.

I do hope my parents have a great sex life. I really do. But I draw the line at them borrowing my gear.

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RE: Parent's Stash - 12/13/2007 2:18:35 PM   
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I do hope my parents have a great sex life. I really do. But I draw the line at them borrowing my gear.



LOL




I had a good friend of mine who confided in me that she had never owned a vibrator.   Being the noble man that I am, I took her to the adult book store for her birthday and let her pick one out as my present to her.   (She was a bit stunned by the assortment of colors they came in.)

Two weeks later, her teenage daughter found it and was rather offended.   After all, HER mom deserved a much better vibrator than that one.   Her two daughters and their boyfriends went in together to buy her a top of the line toy.  The look on her face even when telling me the story was priceless.

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RE: Parent's Stash - 12/13/2007 2:21:31 PM   
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i found a sister! i came across some paperwork stating that my father gave up his rights to her.  As far as i know she has no idea who her real dad is, or that she has more brothers and sisters.  Maybe one day i will get to meet her.


Thats amazing.... you should hire someone to find her for you.... It could open up a whole new world for the both of you.

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RE: Parent's Stash - 12/14/2007 12:23:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		we used to call my mom.. rediwhip.. cause we found a can of it in their room... DUH.. who needs whipped cream in their room.. should have heard them try to explain it... 

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RE: Parent's Stash - 12/14/2007 1:36:06 PM   
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I will never understand why so many people are upset/grossed out at the fact that the people who gave them life, loved them, made them into who they are today, sacrificed so much for them to try and have a better life would want to enjoy intimacy and sexual expression with others. 

I want nothing but love, joy and fulfillment for my mother in ALL ways.  She deserves it. 


I agree with you 100%. My dad had a porn stash (yep, first looked at it when I was 7). My parents had an active sex life. I walked in on them a few times (it made me happy they still found each other exciting). My mother is very much a lady, but does joke about keeping the old man (my dad) satisfied. She said sometimes she's sore. (My dad is 74). Her and her daughters in law are always making fun of the family gene that makes the men so horny (she uses better words). God bless them and all people who are happy with their sex lives.

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RE: Parent's Stash - 12/14/2007 2:05:25 PM   
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Status: offline 		I always thought I was a rare one that escaped never having walked in on my parents doing the nasty. Sadly I saved this to do when I was 23 and walked in on them - not a fun sight 

The only thing I've found with them is a prescription for viagra and very  used KY Jelly

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RE: Parent's Stash - 12/14/2007 4:12:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		my mother was a sub and there were times when i would be visiting her (i lived with my father) and would find a pair of handcuffs or set of anal beads out in the open.
needless to say i didn't realize what a flogger was but ive seen many of them in my childhood as well as countless amounts of  "hidden kink toys".

it makes me snicker now because my mother has no idea im interested in the lifestyle and im sure she would be suprised to know.

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