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batty24546 -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/20/2005 11:19:57 AM)
It depends most of them are stupid animal names...so if for what ever reason you can't remember it, Which has happend, you can pull some stupid name out of your ass and it will work just as well. For example: Safeword: Fuzzy blue bear....word that comes out, purple frog.... On occation when a play sence is not planed but happens any ways...she will either give me a safe word to use, she will tell me to use the red light system.... batty

cmatrix4761 -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/20/2005 7:10:05 PM)
Interesting situation regarding safeword: my first [real] BDSM scene, I was dating this girl who bound me the first time and told me safeword was Pantera. Then, she put on Brittany Spears. Who the hell listens to pop music during a BDSM scene?! Funny, though. -- CM

cmatrix4761 -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/20/2005 7:11:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: APhacetoSit More a funny situation than funny safeword. i was once given a safeword and a gag. go figure. Was the safeword mum? Lol -- CM

Veav -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/20/2005 7:13:07 PM)
quote: Then, she put on Brittany Spears. Now that's sadistic.

APhacetoSit -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/20/2005 10:35:05 PM)
quote: Was the safeword mum? Somehow or the other in the vanilla or BDSM world, Mum hardly ever comes to mind when i am involved. Perhaps the Irish in me....?

Jacen -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/20/2005 11:33:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cmatrix4761 Interesting situation regarding safeword: my first [real] BDSM scene, I was dating this girl who bound me the first time and told me safeword was Pantera. Then, she put on Brittany Spears. Who the hell listens to pop music during a BDSM scene?! Funny, though. -- CM Hit me one more time? I wanna be a slave for you? and those are just the two spears songs I know off the top of my head (and yes, I AM ashamed I know them)

NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/21/2005 7:02:10 AM)
Mine's Hyacinthe.

MstrssPassion -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/21/2005 8:27:48 AM)
cheeseburger The submissive I had at the time & I use to attend this very high protocol play party. The Hostess didn't care for Jimmy Buffett & would always make comment that formal dress required & no "Jimmy Buffett" beach bum look was permitted. We were all very close friends at that time & figured we would tease her & have him cry out "Cheeseburger in Paradise"... the whole thing got a huge round of laughter & the crowd joined in with the remainder of the song & she just tossed her hands up & rolled her eyes (with a slight grin). MstrssPassion

CalliopePurple -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/21/2005 10:27:05 AM)
Naked, have you read the Kushiel's trilogy?

MsWhip -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/24/2005 2:17:49 AM)
Heard some new one's: Jekyl and Hyde one meaning slowdown and the other stop

KnightFel -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/24/2005 4:53:25 AM)
"Marmalade" - because I hate it so much - hey - it worked for me ;)

Sabella -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/24/2005 8:20:15 AM)
Mine is ANTS LOL

Tempestspet -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/24/2005 3:32:59 PM)
I've never used it, but it's.... bush.

apricott -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/24/2005 4:05:43 PM)
ours is jellybean and no I have never used it but my husband has a few times. lol[:D]

ShinyLittleChAnz -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/24/2005 4:12:25 PM)
Master gave me an interesting safeword....."You hit like a girl!" Funny thing, it doesn't seem to have the desired effect.

Delvin -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/24/2005 4:51:46 PM)
Smurf though she has not used it, sitting down, we can quietly giggle at the word D

WickedKev -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/31/2005 5:21:02 PM)
~Stop hitting me you f**king bastard!

luvdragonx -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/31/2005 5:25:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalliopePurple Naked, have you read the Kushiel's trilogy? Have you read it? I love the first one, got lost on the second one...........

KatyLied -> RE: Funniest Safewords (8/31/2005 5:32:13 PM)
I've never had to use one, but I like: FUBAR (is an acronym a word?)

wolffeathers -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/1/2005 8:01:04 AM)
One's I've heard. Rhino Pizza Purple People Eater And the one I though funniest (and, at the same time, useless) supercladuflasitalidosus (if anyone can spell that, please feel free to)

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