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b00mst1ck -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/19/2005 7:21:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OscarHargraves I had a Sub once who chose "Rumpelstiltskin". I guess she didn't have to worry about that one coming out by accident. hmm was she from pittsburgh, mine is Rumpelstiltskin LOL

DommeBMFS -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/19/2005 9:22:31 AM)
yah, fadedangel....saw it, loved it (re:Eurotrip). A 20yo sub male ...masseuse was danged surprised that I got the movie at ALL. hehehe. I'm 41. OK, so I asked a potential sub what he would like...I said Schmakity Schmack. He said he wants a yellow AND a red word. AHahahah. :) he's SO cute! Anyhow, I've considered this QUITE seriously. And any bdsm partner of Mine better learn to say 'hyper-alpha-base-psychedelic-fucker' ~coined by The Chemical Brothers. My choice. Best to A/all

eslave -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/19/2005 11:42:36 AM)
"Vanilla". That was in french though, and the word does not have any connexion with BDSM here. But knowing what it means in english among BDSM circles , we found that very funny. Yes, i know... eslave.

Hallittlelolita -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/19/2005 7:09:24 PM)
Master and i dont have safewords because i am His slave/wife and He knows my limits. i believe slaves shouldnt have safe words because a slave dosent have choices it's up to her/his Master if they do or not. i dont need them because my Master says he knows me more than i know my self and i am an open book and he knows all the pages[:)][;)] Sincerely andie and her Master Hal

Evanesce -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/19/2005 7:16:29 PM)
Only time I ever "safeworded" on Master, it came out as, "Hit me with that one more time, and I'm shoving it up your ass!" Needless to say, He was not amused. [:o]

DiamondDiva -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/19/2005 7:52:39 PM)
Hierarchy!! No Joke!!![:D][:D][:D]

theRose4U -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/20/2005 1:00:32 PM)
So...did the gerbil get a safeword? [/quote] I'm thinking not if I read correctly this was on the news!!!!

sputniklove -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/22/2005 3:01:21 PM)
my funniest safeword bleezablub

SherriA -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/22/2005 9:06:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bladerunner5 I don't have a specific safeword, as such, but anymore I tell people "if I can get 'Get away from me you motherf*cking sadistic coc&suc&er', then I'm probably not where either of us want me to be in terms of headspace. Hahaha, exactly! I've been known to say something along the lines of "If you do that again I'm going to reach down your throat and yank your balls up inside your body before I shove them out your fucking ASS...and no, that's not an order, it's information that I think you should have right fucking NOW." Yeah, I wasn't exactly where either of us wanted me to be when I said that. :)

ModeratorThree -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/23/2005 1:54:22 AM)
quote: it's information that I think you should have right fucking NOW. Heh. Mod3

bj1960 -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/24/2005 3:19:16 AM)
Godda budd y he uses Pilbert

topcat -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/24/2005 8:25:33 AM)
M. Whip- I once had a submissive who couldn't say 'aluminum'- and that became her safeword<eg>. in another case, a girl who had worn out her safeword was told she was getting a new one- but I refused to tell her what it was... Stay warm, Lawrence

subspaceinMD -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/24/2005 10:10:31 AM)
supercalifragalisticexpalidocious

subkitten32 -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/24/2005 11:42:20 AM)
umbrella, poison....never used them though....

mishaL -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/30/2005 8:11:27 PM)
Um .... that is not quite how I remember it. (And to refresh the memory, we pretty much settled on linolium, as opposed aluminum or anything else that ended with * um, like chrysanthemum.) My memory is that the reason was that you wanted it to be a word that wouldn't be said accidentally, hence linolium. My diction is just fine thankyouverymuch; I am completely able to say aluminum, linolium, and such in everyday speech. I will avoid any conversation of my ability to speak during a scene though! BTW, I must tell you that it is a bit eerie to see someone speaking about you online after many years! I am still shaking off the post that I read for the first time on Tribe last week. mishaL <----- BTW, before you spit your coffee, that isn't you :)

SirKnottynNice -> RE: Funniest Safewords (10/1/2005 11:46:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KatyLied I've never had to use one, but I like: FUBAR (is an acronym a word?) LOl that's great! Fucked Up Beyond All Reality Good one, and makes sense too. Be well

theRose4U -> RE: Funniest Safewords (10/1/2005 12:36:47 PM)
quote: FUBAR (is an acronym a word?) I've always heard it as Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition

Awakener -> RE: Funniest Safewords (10/1/2005 2:18:03 PM)
Well I got bored after page three so if someone else mentioned this one ..oh well. The word i prefer my subs use is 'hiccup' . The first girl I collerd came up with that one, and I've just always been partial to it since.

SirKnottynNice -> RE: Funniest Safewords (10/1/2005 3:12:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: theRose4U quote: FUBAR (is an acronym a word?) I've always heard it as Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition Ahh, true, I've heard it that way too. :)

SirKnottynNice -> RE: Funniest Safewords (10/1/2005 3:29:50 PM)
Trying not to get off topic, I actually don't have a "funny" safeword, when my pet said "Master please stop." I stopped.

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