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MsPurrmeow -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/8/2005 7:42:10 PM)


"CRAMP!"

or more often used "UNCLE!"
(from the boy who is too proud to ever use "standard" red/yellow/green terminology.)

Not so funny really, but they work.



srahfox -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/9/2005 9:08:21 AM)

Anyone see the Family Guy where Louis and Peter and having a conversation and slowly getting themselves kinked up? Well Louis leaps at Peter and says. "The safeword is banana!" Well.. my safeword is peanutbutter. Yeah, but once I saw that all I could think of was.. peanutbutter and banana sandwiches. So I just know if I even have to use my safeword (Which I never have) it won't be banana. Just a quick note, I trust everyone I submitte too, but if they refused to use a safe word... no more trust. No play. Oh, and as for being gagged. Master gives me a little clicky frog and is something wrong I click a lot. Or if I don't have it, gruntting really load and off beat always got his attention.



Fadedangel -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/9/2005 8:33:00 PM)

Okay, so none of you have probably seen this movie, but, it's hilarious.
In Eurotrip, there is a part where one of the guys ends up in a Dutch sex club. He gets dominated by a bunch of women, and when he first comes in, they tell him the safe word is this huge, long, complicated german word. Or at least, it sounded german. keep in mind, this kid is from ohio and doesn't know ANY german. So, it gets to the point where he is yelling what sounds almost like the safe word, but instead it ends up being the name of this gigantic mechanical sex toy that comes up behind him and....well, you get the point.
Maybe you have to watch it to see the humor.
But that's what some of these safe words remind me of.



obis -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/10/2005 1:39:44 AM)

I've always loved brilliant women (particularly eloquent ones), and my latest has chosen "antidisestablishmentarianism" as her word.

But I know if she ever has to use it, it will come out as "antidises...dises....stop, Jesus Christ, stop!"



temptressofsouls -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/11/2005 4:24:53 PM)

And the one I though funniest (and, at the same time, useless)
supercladuflasitalidosus (if anyone can spell that, please feel free to)
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If you're refering to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, that was actually given to me as a safeword once, and yes, i did use it. There's no way THAT one is coming out by accident.



Phoenixandnika -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/11/2005 4:48:07 PM)

I no longer use safewords, but once upon a time I used "tinkerbell" and "apple pie".

Nika{Phoenix}
His Gothic Slave



LadyJC -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/11/2005 6:03:44 PM)

Ok so I got it wrong it is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. I put a K in there instead I think I did good since I sounded it out. Meh no biggie
LadyJC



CalliopePurple -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/11/2005 8:12:05 PM)

And just where are you people looking up how to spell Disney's long and absurd word? I don't think it's in the original book by P.L. Travers (if that's even right, it's been a while), so my place to go would be the old Disney singalong videos. Unfortunately, I don't have any of them to watch at the moment.

My safeword has usually been "uncle", since my grandparents taught me the expression "make him/him cry uncle."



petwolf22 -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/11/2005 8:19:37 PM)

mine is "honey bunny" the name of a pet rabbit i had as a kid



LadyJC -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/12/2005 4:44:12 AM)

Actually CP you can find it on Dictionary.com...no really it's there. I didn't know that until my friend sent me the link.
LadyJC



CalliopePurple -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/12/2005 8:57:11 AM)

*Spits out orange juice all over monitor* That's just messed up. Dictionary.com has helped me on many occasions, including when a song mostly in Japanese included an English word I wasn't familiar with, but that's a first for me. So, if it's listed, I'm not sure I wanna know what the definition given is.



Veav -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/12/2005 9:06:00 AM)

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
1 n. a linguistic atrocity



WomanIam -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/12/2005 4:14:50 PM)

totally hilarious

[:D]




LadyJC -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/12/2005 4:30:40 PM)

Main Entry: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: a nonsense word meaning fantastic; also called supercalifragilistic
Etymology: popularized by the movie `Mary Poppins'



That's what it says, word for word. Oh yes the things dictionary.com puts in. I think it's hilarious too.
LadyJC



CaptiveRose -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/12/2005 6:26:47 PM)

fluffernutter



TexasMaam -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/12/2005 7:57:14 PM)

"grits", and "thermostruckamortimer". Hey, I relay 'em, I don't pick 'em!
~TexasMaam



Pavel -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/13/2005 3:39:00 PM)

redrum namtab.


Think a little backwards and it makes more sense.



haematopoiesis -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/13/2005 5:00:17 PM)

and to add my own two cents:

supercali{smm}fragilistic{smm}expiali{sm}docious, a

A nonsense-word used esp. by children, now chiefly expressing excited approbation: fantastic, fabulous.

Made popular by the Walt Disney film ‘Mary Poppins’ in 1964. The song containing the word was the subject of a copyright infringement suit brought in 1965 against the makers of the film by Life Music Co. and two song-writers: cf. quots. 1949, 1951. In view of earlier oral uses of the word sworn to in affidavits and dissimilarity between the songs the judge ruled against the plaintiffs.

1949 PARKER & YOUNG (unpublished song-title) Supercalafajalistickespialadojus. 1951 {emem} (song-title) Supercalafajalistickespeealadojus; or, The super song. 1964 R. M. & R. B. SHERMAN (song-title) Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! 1967 Decisions U.S. Courts involving Copyright 1965-66 488 The complaint alleges copyright infringement of plaintiff's song ‘Supercalafajalistickespeealadojus’ by defendants' song ‘Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious’. (All variants of this tongue twister will hereinafter be referred to collectively as ‘the word’.) 1971 Daily Tel. 6 Nov. 13/5 If you can stand more than a day of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious entertainment you can settle in at the concrete Contemporary Resort Hotel. 1972 Atlanta Constitution 9 Apr. 20A/1 Disney World, the new supercalifragilisticexpialidocious tourist attraction created by the folks who brought you Mickey Mouse, is packing them into Orlando. 1980 Amer. Speech LV. 266 Whatever the ancestry of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, it entered the general public consciousness as a result of the wonderful world of Disney. 1982 N.Y. Post 29 July 64/3 His eyes are willing unspoken words to life as though they were part of one of those supercalafragilistic electronic scoreboards.


(from the OED)



BeachMystress -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/13/2005 7:52:26 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: WickedKev

~Stop hitting me you f**king bastard!


*Bursts out laughing* I love this one!

ok, ones I've heard from subs that were a little on the weird side (you decide if I'm talking about the sub or the word, LOL): Vanilla, the single word for people under the age of consent that you can't discuss here.. He said that no woman would continue play after hearing that uttered in scene, ptarmigan - he said most people stop and say.. huuuh? It's an Arctic bird, fuzzy pickles, fuck me (stopped rough play and took it to sexual/sensual) and pepsi.



ODschainedangel -> RE: Funniest Safewords (9/14/2005 12:35:03 PM)

for me it was. "Firetruck" the Master at the time with fire department. so worked..
glad never was playing outdoors and seen a firetruck.. lol.
LL's chained angel



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