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novacaine -> RE: Funniest Safewords (10/17/2005 4:37:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: petwolf22 mine is "honey bunny" the name of a pet rabbit i had as a kid I had a rabbit named "hunny bunny" too. & my safeword is "dresser".

vonzott -> RE: Funniest Safewords (10/31/2005 5:35:44 PM)
My favorite is hearing, "Your new safewords are: 'More', 'Harder' and 'Faster'!"

MasterRobert1 -> RE: Funniest Safewords (11/1/2005 4:24:16 AM)
Bubbles. I had a sub that chose bubbles for her safeword.

MissLouisa -> RE: Funniest Safewords (11/1/2005 4:27:20 AM)
snoochie boochies

plantlady64 -> RE: Funniest Safewords (11/1/2005 6:07:09 AM)
Hello All, My Safe Word is Santa Clause. Sincerely, sub suzanne

Jacques1000 -> RE: Funniest Safewords (11/1/2005 7:16:38 AM)
I was heard someone say in a Berlin club "Messerschmitt" "Messerschmitt "trust, me it was hilariously appropriate for bystanders...[:D]

k4tj3 -> RE: Funniest Safewords (11/1/2005 12:00:16 PM)
I was required to use "picture" once. Too bad the one time I had to use it was when he was cutting off my air supply (in a bad way and before I was into asphyx). Other than that, real tears (vs. wailing or crying) or the word "Stop" (not used in a sentance... for example, "Stop" works, "Ohh, Master, please stop," doesn't). I also used to use the safe signal for when I was gagged. Flipping the dom off took enough effort that he knew when to knock it off.

DarkDreamers4u -> RE: Funniest Safewords (11/1/2005 1:20:45 PM)
Snickers - as it was her favorite candy bar. She bought them by the box she liked them so much. She said that it was all she could remember when it got too much for her. It was when she most needed the comfort of sweetness I suppose. Mister M.

MsDemmie -> RE: Funniest Safewords (11/1/2005 2:06:10 PM)
Penguin

MzBootz -> RE: Funniest Safewords (11/3/2005 10:23:24 AM)
Since I play with MANY playmates, I assign RED for stop, yellow for go a little easier, and green for I'm okay, please continue. Otherwise, I'd have to remember a bunch of different words and I have a memory like a sieve so you can imagine how WRONG things might go in those circumstances...BIG GRINZ... As a "once or twice a year switch" I have very effectively used "quit fkin hitting me you SOB!" as a safeword <smiles>

BlackRobe -> RE: Funniest Safewords (11/3/2005 10:55:10 AM)
Egypt or Egyptian.........Very Egyptian. That was a pretty funny one I used to use with one girl. She spoke in tongues when she was coming (Pentacostal upbringing) so when an actual English language word erupted to the surface it caught my attention right away. Another funny one I've experimented with in the past was "Pineapple", but we could never keep a straight face when using that one. That's too funny. I think I like Paramecium, might have to try that some time. Although I really like to keep them down to two or at most three syllables. You want something she can bark out quickly, not trip over. BlackRobe

mistresscandi -> RE: Funniest Safewords (11/7/2005 3:19:43 PM)
Ive had a couple of different ones with different subs before including: Foo Foo Berry (haha) Barney Chowmein

Cloudz -> RE: Funniest Safewords (11/7/2005 4:34:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WickedKev ~Stop hitting me you f**king bastard! Thank you, that one is my favorite!! I may have to incorporate it! ~Cloudz

sexslave1951 -> RE: Funniest Safewords (11/16/2005 2:26:23 AM)
In my encounters it was the usual red...yellow...green never got to the red one yet but did yell hey wtf and that worked good[;)]

SparklyAltoGirl -> RE: Funniest Safewords (11/17/2005 11:44:26 AM)
I've had several different words but the best one I think (in terms of sheer randomness) was "cracker". I think it came up because I was eating one at the time. My current is "Lavender", my favorite color.

dominmd -> RE: Funniest Safewords (11/17/2005 4:19:32 PM)
Cramp!!

chgodomcouple -> RE: Funniest Safewords (11/23/2005 5:20:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin Wow and I always thought the word "red" would be too complicated to remember! HAHAHA funny that you mention that , that is the safeword i use with Daddy.. its easy to remember short.. and simple... A.S.

sensualm41 -> RE: Funniest Safewords (4/27/2008 1:26:20 AM)
i think universal failsafe-words would be - OPRAH WINFREY! - enough to get the most ardent atheists grabbing for their crosses. PARIS HILTON! or QUINCEY MD - might be a naturally incipid enough to kill any mood. or for the brits - KEN or DEARDRE BARLOW!

DominantJenny -> RE: Funniest Safewords (4/27/2008 6:17:27 AM)
Banana.

bipolarber -> RE: Funniest Safewords (4/27/2008 6:21:36 AM)
Mine has been "lawsuit" for many years. When a dominant hears that, they sit up and take notice! Other's I have heard: "Linbaugh" "Santorum" "Constitution" "Haasinfeffer" (sp?) "Nascar" "Toad Suck" (a local area here in Arkansas)

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