RE: Funniest Safewords

RE: Funniest Safewords (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Community Discussions] >> General BDSM Discussion

Message

Lynnxz -> RE: Funniest Safewords (4/27/2008 6:47:39 AM)
Hrm... mine has always just been "HEY wtf?!" or something to that matter.

chyanna -> RE: Funniest Safewords (4/27/2008 7:58:47 AM)
because i have MS i forget the ruddy things so if i say F**K twice He knows to stop lol

Lynnxz -> RE: Funniest Safewords (4/27/2008 10:13:55 AM)
Hahaha.. although last night it turned out to be, "Hey... HEY NO, BAD, STOP!" >.< I cannot remember all these banana-pineapple-Fruit of the loom safewords in the heat of the moment. I had one person tell me my safeword was "This slave respectfully requests that Master be aware that this slave is in pain" Safe-paragraph is not going to work for me. [&:]

MasterR83 -> RE: Funniest Safewords (4/27/2008 10:44:13 AM)
A submissive once suggested "cup cakes" as safe word.

MissA -> RE: Funniest Safewords (4/27/2008 11:54:41 AM)
Snuffleupagus What can I say, I grew up with sesame street... Miss A

MsSaskia -> RE: Funniest Safewords (4/27/2008 12:54:03 PM)
It wasn't a word, but a sound: I gave a pony girl that sound horses make when they blow air out through their lips. Not a whinny... a whicker? She could make it with a bit gag in place and not have to use a human word that'd take her too far out of head space.

needsOwner -> RE: Funniest Safewords (4/27/2008 5:47:54 PM)
mine was asparugus with my trainers and Sir said 'if its immediate or severe say asparugus soup'...he was funny sometimes to clam me down since i was nervous lots back then with so many new things [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m12.gif[/image]

Sandyshores29718 -> RE: Funniest Safewords (4/27/2008 6:07:19 PM)
my safeword is blueberry pancakes. ROFL Everytime i see an ihop i giggle.

domahpet -> RE: Funniest Safewords (4/27/2008 6:11:52 PM)
if chics with big tits work at hooters, where do chics with one leg work? I-HOP!

KCherry -> RE: Funniest Safewords (4/27/2008 6:11:59 PM)
In response to an earlier post: Supercallifragilisticexpialadocious. My favorite Safeword: Ducks!

JerryFrankster -> RE: Funniest Safewords (4/27/2008 8:29:56 PM)
Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?! (Jesus's safeword)

Najakcharmer -> RE: Funniest Safewords (4/27/2008 10:13:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cmatrix4761 Interesting situation regarding safeword: my first [real] BDSM scene, I was dating this girl who bound me the first time and told me safeword was Pantera. Then, she put on Brittany Spears. Who the hell listens to pop music during a BDSM scene?! I don't know, but I would probably have safeworded at the idea of somebody playing Brittany Spears during my scene. I was in the middle of an intense flogging scene at a femdom event a few weeks ago, and all of a sudden somebody switched the music from pounding heavy metal to some hideous 70's boogie crap with lyrics that were much too giggle-worthy for me to continue the scene. I think Donny and Marie Osmond also came into that mix somewhere. Inspiring it wasn't.

SteelofUtah -> RE: Funniest Safewords (4/27/2008 10:27:08 PM)
Mecka Lecka High Mecca Heiny Hoe Yeah as for safe words when she says stop, I find out what is wrong I don't play the whole "No means Yes, Ouch means Good, Your hurting me means I can't get enough." Bullshit. Instead when she has had to much she just says .... "I've had enough." Works SOOOOO MUCH EASIER that way. No one has to remember anything Stop ACTUALLY means Stop. Steel

Racquelle -> RE: Funniest Safewords (4/27/2008 10:39:09 PM)
Millia's is perrenially "banana". I assigned "Banana-Hamock" to Frenchy, but he must say it with a straight face. Our play is rather jeuvenile and light hearted to begin with, so this is a hard one. Usually I like to tell new playfriends that the safeword is "Call 911" Since I am not liberal in my use of gags, I simply prefer to have them communicate with me. Tell me they are enjoying it, or have had enough.

Leatherist -> RE: Funniest Safewords (4/27/2008 11:36:28 PM)
Lawsuit.

wideeyedgirl -> RE: Funniest Safewords (5/8/2008 6:56:01 PM)
Hoobastank (its a rock band I think, I dont like rock. I just crack up when I say the word..so) Snuffalupakis (sp?) Its the brown furry elephant from Seasame Street - aka: Snuffy. But then that might lead to BAD misunstandings that one cannot take back... "Can we cuddle?" (Kidding..) Fluffernutter. (So, past Owner and I were watching Independence Day. They are cutting open the Alien, and all the yellow goo is present. So I pipped up" Yum, looks like fluff". He just rolled his eyes and then ran with it."No its more like limeade, pixie sticks, and fluff". ) Have used the typical green, yellow, red. They work well with new partners.

DragonLadysFire -> RE: Funniest Safewords (5/8/2008 8:07:07 PM)
Green, yellow, and red works for me but lawsuit sounds like a good one too.

stella41b -> RE: Funniest Safewords (5/8/2008 8:28:33 PM)
Aaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Funniest Safewords (5/8/2008 8:29:41 PM)
Chicken pot pie

Kalista07 -> RE: Funniest Safewords (5/8/2008 8:33:33 PM)
The safeword i was given is, "What's a safeword again?"......i think it's appropriate.

Page: << < prev 6 7 [8] 9 10 next > >>

Collarchat.com © 2025

Terms of Service

0.046875