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darkesttdesire -> RE: Funniest Safewords (5/8/2008 8:34:17 PM)
Maybe not the funniest i know but the most effective FUK OFF

Daddyslilpookie -> RE: Funniest Safewords (5/8/2008 9:21:37 PM)
Uncle.. lol

rook42 -> RE: Funniest Safewords (5/8/2008 9:45:43 PM)
Armageddon :P

beltainefaerie -> RE: Funniest Safewords (5/8/2008 11:14:26 PM)
Aw, nakedonmychain, do you adore the Kushiel books too? I thought about using a trusted childhood friend's name as Phedre does, but really I get so far beyond words that I am sure I would have a hard time with more than red, which I am supposed to use if I need to. swordfish and avocado come to mind as strange words people use. I also enjoy that some people don't so much have safeword as "If you do that again, when I get out of this I will rip your balls off!" I laughed so hard when I first encountered that particular type of direct communication.

Sunnyfey -> RE: Funniest Safewords (5/9/2008 2:16:32 AM)
Dont tend to hear anyone yell a safe word in my group, is that a good thing? /seen people drop red bandanas and such but no yelling of safewords. except once..... "cottencandy cottencandy cottencandy you bastard!!!!" maybe not so funny out of context, but at the time i about died laughing when i heard it.

DMFParadox -> RE: Funniest Safewords (5/9/2008 3:29:21 AM)
No, it's still funny out of context. I had a sub that could.not.ever. remember her safeword. So I made 'safeword' her safeword. Guess what? She forgot it. Sigh. ^_^ D

pettingdragons -> RE: Funniest Safewords (5/9/2008 3:44:24 AM)
a girl friend of mine uses Boston Red Sox....... though that would be very confusing for me...one word answers tend to be best.... pettingdragons Master Dragons considered slave

OnlyMels -> RE: Funniest Safewords (5/9/2008 7:03:56 AM)
Banana and yes we got it from family guy. We usually just have to stop and laugh if I do say it.

AdeptEngineer -> RE: Funniest Safewords (5/9/2008 11:50:49 AM)
poptart

ILsexyOne69 -> RE: Funniest Safewords (5/9/2008 11:55:26 AM)
strawberry shortcake

smilingjaguar -> RE: Funniest Safewords (5/9/2008 12:01:36 PM)
Mine is "i want a compaq". We both used to be IT people and we had this horrendously unreliable compaq that drove both of us to the brink of insanity. We were trying to think of a word or phrase that would never come out of my mouth (I like to protest, cuss, etc), and that's what I came up with. It takes some guts to say that phrase still....

subtee -> RE: Funniest Safewords (5/9/2008 12:06:46 PM)
"Antidisestablishmentarianism." Diabolical bastard. (j/k!!)

uniquecouple2123 -> RE: Funniest Safewords (5/9/2008 2:13:55 PM)
Mine is hoochie mama.

Prinsexx -> RE: Funniest Safewords (5/9/2008 5:24:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subtee "Antidisestablishmentarianism." Diabolical bastard. (j/k!!) Funny girl....by the time i woulda said that i woulda been bitten black and blue

tallray46 -> RE: Funniest Safewords (5/9/2008 5:32:00 PM)
The best is the name of a sub she is afraid would be willing to do more.

bluewagon122 -> RE: Funniest Safewords (5/9/2008 6:12:38 PM)
Hi all, how about "BINGO!" for a funny safeword? If a gag is used a yellow ping pong ball with a happyface on it, dropping it is a signal to stop and 'check in' (like a yellow) in case the sub is in la la land or needs to say something. A bell would work too. I have a 'fubar' (tool) I got it at one of the big box hardware stores. Also a relative had a dog named fubar too. Or how about 'Woah!' Just saying the dom's name in a certain tone would get their attention.

Griswold -> RE: Funniest Safewords (5/9/2008 6:57:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsWhip What's the funniest safeword you've ever used or heard? I've heard circus clown, and Buttonwillow (a small town in N.CA). Gfeltifish

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Funniest Safewords (5/9/2008 7:26:09 PM)
My favorite is "absinthe."

Bluebird -> RE: Funniest Safewords (5/10/2008 1:29:57 AM)
If there is likely to be yelling, cursing, etc. from beneath a gag, I like singing/humming Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. Obviously the cadence and tone is wrong and there is no danger of missing a single grunt/noise or a specific word being muffled. If they think they don't know/won't remember Twinkle, remind them it's the same as the alphabet song [:D]

Justme696 -> RE: Funniest Safewords (5/10/2008 3:15:34 AM)
"beat me"

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