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petpete -> Whats the funniest part of CM?? (12/23/2007 12:46:08 AM)
i will ask for the D's to forgive me on this one, (if they ever will). Most here may think that my profile must be the laughing stock of CM but i will have to say guys i have had some crack up laughs with many dominant profiles of this group. The average D's profile only reminds me of a take away store of having to order a hamburger or to give it a more thrilling' horrifying theme of a doctor Frankenstein's laboratory working over the next project sub made for the next D as requested.. The funniest part is they also get frustrated when they cant get what they want and are asking to where are the "real people" DO'H!!

KatyLied -> RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? (12/23/2007 2:06:31 AM)
There are so many funny parts of collarme that it's difficult just to choose a few. For me one of the funniest has to be some posters inability to understand irony. A poster will start a thread complaining about people who complain and expound about how they hate complainers. And I'm left going huh? People who take financial scammers as a personal affront. They don't seem to understand that scammers are all over the place on-line. I don't know if they've been tricked, or sent money to them, or what, but they start threads about scammers and how we need to rid this place of them. Good luck. The entire my kink > your kink. People display this behavior over and over again, not realizing how obvious it is to everyone but them. Amazing.

Leatherist -> RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? (12/23/2007 2:11:22 AM)
Or one side of the story. Like where a "slave" whines about getting thrown out on the street by the cruel heartless master. But fails to mention the string of other masters she mocched off of-while doing nothing worth a damn-except running a bunch of poor bastards into the hole-as payment for wanting a fantasy fillfilled. And is probably only doing it as a troll for her next "white knight victim"-because her time with the current one is growing short-and he is about to pull the plug on HIS computer.,

petpete -> RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? (12/23/2007 2:17:16 AM)
Thank You Katy with the 4 paddles and You certainly look great even if You are deranged from the neck down. The $$$ is everywhere and i wouldn't categorize it as funny when people are losing there money. Its also amazing how a Dominant can think they can control financially a sub when when they prove they cant get there own house in order!!! Thank You Katy and Merry Xmas

KatyLied -> RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? (12/23/2007 2:19:02 AM)
I think it's funny when stupid people give their money to strangers. A fool and his money ...

wisteriaV -> RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? (12/23/2007 4:33:57 AM)
I get a kick out of the 18-21 year olds that say they are total no limit slaves, have had years of experience or are masters.

lockmeupplease -> RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? (12/23/2007 5:36:31 AM)
In that same vein, I like it when it's apparent that the same person has multiple profiles logged in at the same time. Example---there must be a dozen profiles of "Dommes" from Clarksburg, WV. They are all between 21-25 years old, have the same interests and are asking for money. For some reason I am doubting that Clarksburg is suddenly the East Coast Kink Capital.

Gardenista -> RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? (12/23/2007 7:03:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: petpete i will ask for the D's to forgive me on this one, (if they ever will). Most here may think that my profile must be the laughing stock of CM but i will have to say guys i have had some crack up laughs with many dominant profiles of this group. The average D's profile only reminds me of a take away store of having to order a hamburger or to give it a more thrilling' horrifying theme of a doctor Frankenstein's laboratory working over the next project sub made for the next D as requested.. The funniest part is they also get frustrated when they cant get what they want and are asking to where are the "real people" DO'H!! Ordering a hamburger... lol "Good morning, sir, welcome to Subdonald's, would you like to try a No-Limits combo today?" "Um.. no thanks... gimme two servicers...a pain slut..a large blowjob, and an order of rim as a side dish" "Yes, sir.. would you like to Biggie-Size that?" To answer the OP... what makes me chuckle the most is how seriously some people tend to take themselves here.

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? (12/23/2007 7:11:09 AM)
it's funny how many esp younger dom/mes are "experts" in all manner of BDSM - sometimes i wonder if they graduated from BDSM HS. new dominants who announce on the forums they are lord and master (over every submissive/slave) and their "twue-ism" about the kink is the end all be all that everyone should follow.

salilus -> RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? (12/23/2007 7:57:26 AM)
-The people that cry 'ABUSE' and "Leave him/her immediately because you're never going to get your needs met!" at every mention of a disagreement. -And, though it's been said: The "My kink, let me show you why it's the only kink" people.

junecleaver -> RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? (12/23/2007 8:24:30 AM)
-Some people's kinks make me laugh, particularly the 'out there' ones. That might be rude and inappropriate, but still, I'm laughing behind my computer screen. -The underlying 'I'm kinkier than you are.' that just vibes off of some people's post. It makes me laugh because they are the same people that talk about respecting others kink, yet they seem disrespectful and patronizing towards those who have more mild tastes. -And finally, there are a bunch of funny posters out there who have made me spit water on my computer screen more than once. -75% of the cm mail I receive.

daddysliloneds -> RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? (12/23/2007 9:29:52 AM)
the funniest part of this site is when someone preaches in their profile about honesty, communication, blah, blah, blah, and then you bust them at being the complete opposite of what they preach; of course, even funnier than that is their reaction to being busted!

IrishMist -> RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? (12/23/2007 10:12:59 AM)
What's the funniest part of CM? The forums. The people here just crack me up, in a good way though. [:D]

GregorianChant -> RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? (12/23/2007 10:20:26 AM)
I generally agree with sentiment that there are alot of 'expert' young doms on this site. I find it irritating when I have to cope with Submissives assumption that I'm a fake because they are. Key differences between them and me: Me: just out of 2 year relationship with live in slave. Them: Highest ambition is to have a slave. Me: I know that the sub is a person who has needs that require fufillment. Them: They have needs that need fufillment but are too maladjusted to get laid vanilla. It just gets to me. [:@] I second the comment on 'no limits' submissives who are 18 and have no experience... That's just funny though. [:)]

Peridot -> RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? (12/23/2007 11:36:42 AM)
The funniest part is when people believe that the wildest, looniest profiles and posts are for real. ( I'm going back to whips and midgets...)

slaveluci -> RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? (12/23/2007 1:16:40 PM)
The funniest part of CM? Hands down, it's Popeye's posts[:D]. I can't count the times I've burst out laughing out loud at something in one of them. Even though we rarely agree, I gotta give him his props for having a terrific gift of humor. Keep it up, Popeye. You're hilarious.........luci

ownedgirlie -> RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? (12/23/2007 2:48:31 PM)
Gotta agree with you there, luci! Sometimes what he says is so incredibly opposite of what I think, but the way he says it....well, it has me howling over here. Gotta love Popeye!! [;)]

petpete -> RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? (12/23/2007 3:14:48 PM)
Its good to see that there are other like minded people like us with a good sense of humor which don't take life as serious as some do... i have to visit Popeye 's profile myself by the way!!

ownedgirlie -> RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? (12/23/2007 3:21:53 PM)
I've never been to his profile myself. I just love his posts!

petpete -> RE: Whats the funniest part of CM?? (12/23/2007 3:25:17 PM)
Which Popeye is it out of the lot?? The first guy sounds very funny..

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