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RE: Girlfriend thinks I'm gay - 1/2/2008 10:27:52 AM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		I just don't know many women who would go thru the torture to snuff their own pussy......


Men standing on the street corner..Wanna suck my dick? slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap......  


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slap, slap, slap,  slap...sure!!!! (thats why guys troll the bitches with the on your knees greeting)......sooner or later, your number is up.

Women stand on street corner; Wanna snuff my pissflaps?  sure, sure, sure, sure sure........

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sure, sure, sure, sure......slap..............


and the usage and position of toilet seats is also another difference between men's and women's worlds..........................


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RE: Girlfriend thinks I'm gay - 1/2/2008 10:30:42 AM   
CMastersen


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Status: offline 		My definition of Gay is someone who can/has fallen in Love with someone else of the same gender.
Bi is someone who can/has fallen in love with someone of both genders.
Straight as someone who can/has fallen in love only with someone of the opposite gender.
Sexual Preference has nothing to do with it.
But, I know I am alone in those definitions.
Love and Sex are intertwined, but not in all things and all cases.

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RE: Girlfriend thinks I'm gay - 1/2/2008 10:41:42 AM   
YourhandMyAss


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Status: offline 		Who ever said that could just stick it up their own ass, a man who loved to cook and was good at it and didn't watch professional sports* hell any kind of sports at all since they bore me * would be highly welcome.


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I remember being told I was gay because I love to cook and dont watch professional sports.

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RE: Girlfriend thinks I'm gay - 1/2/2008 10:46:46 AM   
Padriag


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ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

Who ever said that could just stick it up their own ass...


And for the OP's next contortionistic feat of self pleasure...

Appologies in advance to the OP... no offense intended, I know you asked a serious question... but that was just too funny to pass up!

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RE: Girlfriend thinks I'm gay - 1/2/2008 10:53:03 AM   
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ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

Who ever said that could just stick it up their own ass, a man who loved to cook and was good at it and didn't watch professional sports* hell any kind of sports at all since they bore me * would be highly welcome.


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ORIGINAL: TakngYou

I remember being told I was gay because I love to cook and dont watch professional sports.



A man wearing PINK must also be gay too huh? lol...

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RE: Girlfriend thinks I'm gay - 1/2/2008 10:57:12 AM   
mnottertail


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RE: Girlfriend thinks I'm gay - 1/2/2008 10:57:36 AM   
YourhandMyAss


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Status: offline 		I have never fallen in love with the same gender, Love doesn't have to have anything to do with who I wish to fuck and am attracted to. I don't have to fall in love with them to be bisexual. I am bisexual cause I want to fuck and dominate both genders,( ok want to dom women more than men) my own and opisit genders, and both genders turn me on.
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Bi is someone who can/has fallen in love with someone of both genders.

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RE: Girlfriend thinks I'm gay - 1/2/2008 10:58:55 AM   
YourhandMyAss


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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

quote:

ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

Who ever said that could just stick it up their own ass, a man who loved to cook and was good at it and didn't watch professional sports* hell any kind of sports at all since they bore me * would be highly welcome.


quote:

ORIGINAL: TakngYou

I remember being told I was gay because I love to cook and dont watch professional sports.



A man wearing PINK must also be gay too huh? lol...


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RE: Girlfriend thinks I'm gay - 1/2/2008 11:00:53 AM   
faerytattoodgirl


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

anyone who wears pink or purple is gay, including barney in his goddam frilly pink underpants.


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Lots of straight women wear Spongbobsquarepants socks and underwear.  then there's the cute hello kitty stuff :)

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RE: Girlfriend thinks I'm gay - 1/2/2008 11:07:24 AM   
faerytattoodgirl


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Bi is someone who can/has fallen in love with someone of both genders.



I was born intersexed...does this make me bi automatically since i love myself and am both sexes biologically/physically?

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RE: Girlfriend thinks I'm gay - 1/2/2008 12:08:57 PM   
junecleaver


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Status: offline 		Have you ever considered she's just kidding?  Just fuck her brains out every time she mentions it or something.  Unless she wants to end your relationship over your alleged gayness.....is it a huge problem?  Maybe she knows it bothers you and she's just trying to goad you a little.

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RE: Girlfriend thinks I'm gay - 1/2/2008 12:44:44 PM   
TallDarkAndWitty


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You may be happy to know some of us very much enjoy having a lass do it for us.   Blame it on that whole service thing.


Seconded.  I have no idea if I can suck my own dick or not.  I have never tried, and it holds absolutely no interest to me at all. 

If you like it, do it...it doesn't make you gay.  Perhaps if you enjoyed having a dick in your mouth more than having a mouth on your dick it might raise some questions...but as you have stated it, it just seems like you have found a different way of masturbating.

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RE: Girlfriend thinks I'm gay - 1/2/2008 12:50:31 PM   
Padriag


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Have you ever considered she's just kidding?  Just fuck her brains out every time she mentions it or something. 

See... now that's my idea of a good way to respond to it!!!!  LOL  Throw her down and grudge fuck her... skull fuck her till she begs for mercy... teach her just what the hell she's missing!  It's a glorious cock, worthy of worship, she should bow before your mighty cock!  Slam her so hard she'll walk funny and grin silly for a week!

Was that over the top, I can never tell?

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RE: Girlfriend thinks I'm gay - 1/2/2008 7:26:56 PM   
tasha_tart


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If I could go down on myself, I wouldn't care what anyone thought about me!
 
But seriously, people get some weird ideas about others' sexuality.  My ex was convinced I'd "turned" gay because I got my ears pierced.  I just wanted them pierced...getting over being straight took a few more years...LOL.
 
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RE: Girlfriend thinks I'm gay - 1/2/2008 7:30:56 PM   
laurell3


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My girlfriend thinks that I have gay tendencies but I am not attracted men whatsoever.  She says this because I like anal play and I am flexible enough to go down on myself.  I tell her that this does not mean that I am gay because I would not do these things with another man because I have no interest in being sexual with men.  She seems to think that anyone who knows about this would agree that I must be secretly gay to enjoy these things.  I thought that maybe you could give your opinions to help her understand me more.

Thanks



If that line of thought worked, anyone that masturbated would be gay, I don't think pleasuring yourself constitutes the same sex, it's you!  Anal enjoyment has NOTHING to do with homosexuality.

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RE: Girlfriend thinks I'm gay - 1/2/2008 7:38:41 PM   
unforegvn


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RE: Girlfriend thinks I'm gay - 1/2/2008 7:46:53 PM   
faerytattoodgirl


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RE: Girlfriend thinks I'm gay - 1/2/2008 7:50:02 PM   
Aileen1968


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I am flexible enough to go down on myself. 


Pictures?

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RE: Girlfriend thinks I'm gay - 1/2/2008 7:51:19 PM   
laurell3


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ORIGINAL: Padriag

quote:

ORIGINAL: junecleaver

Have you ever considered she's just kidding?  Just fuck her brains out every time she mentions it or something. 

See... now that's my idea of a good way to respond to it!!!!  LOL  Throw her down and grudge fuck her... skull fuck her till she begs for mercy... teach her just what the hell she's missing!  It's a glorious cock, worthy of worship, she should bow before your mighty cock!  Slam her so hard she'll walk funny and grin silly for a week!

Was that over the top, I can never tell?


Over the top?  I don't know....hot...definitely...yes....

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RE: Girlfriend thinks I'm gay - 1/3/2008 2:14:51 AM   
SailingBum


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ORIGINAL: Padriag

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ORIGINAL: JL9060




First... why should either you or she care what a bunch of strangers say?
Second... you're the first guy I've ever heard say he both could and liked to suck his own dick... bit of advice... don't mention that lil tid bit of info in a locker room.
Third... if you enjoy having sex with your girlfriend (or women in general) then you are not gay.  You might be bisexual, and that's something really only you can figure out by being honest with yourself.
Fourth... try to be a little understanding regarding your girlfriend's reaction... most guys can't suck their own dick, nor do they want to.  It makes you just a wee bit unique and she sounds like she's trying to figure out how she feels about that.
Finally... I think you need to spend a little time considering your own sexuality, does it make you secretly gay... no, but it does raise some questions about your sexual development.


dunno I never had the urge to suck my dick....prolly gay he has just not discovered himself yet

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