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RE: spider jar - 1/7/2008 5:51:46 AM

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anything with more than four legs is not welcome in the same four walls as i am occupying at the moment.

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RE: spider jar - 1/7/2008 7:13:23 AM

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It would be distracting for me, cause I hate spiders. KILL KILL KILL! Murder Death KILL... Wack Wack Wack... regardless if they were inside a jar or not.

Sure, they are in a jar. But in my mind I still would be thinking about how much I hated them and wanted to kill 'em. Yes, a complete distraction for me.

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RE: spider jar - 1/7/2008 7:20:44 AM

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Ok.. little known freaky thing of mine...

When I was younger I lived next door to a guy who had a tarantula farm.. I used to lay on the floor and have him let them crawl all over me... I *loved* it.. it was soooo sooo nice.

I have had tarantulas myself.. and I adore the little babies.

I wouldnt mind being tied down.. and have a few climb over my naked body. As long as they were tame, and calm.

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RE: spider jar - 1/7/2008 7:26:11 AM

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As long as the jar is closed it wouldn't bother me at all.

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RE: spider jar - 1/7/2008 7:37:49 AM

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Ok.. little known freaky thing of mine...

When I was younger I lived next door to a guy who had a tarantula farm.. I used to lay on the floor and have him let them crawl all over me... I *loved* it.. it was soooo sooo nice.

I have had tarantulas myself.. and I adore the little babies.

I wouldnt mind being tied down.. and have a few climb over my naked body. As long as they were tame, and calm.

Gwyn

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No, i couldn't handle it by me during a session, only because i'd be afraid of Sir's intentions ;(

*smiles* They are my babies.. I just love spiders...
My girl and our Um calls them my minions.. *chuckles* any where I go or live, you will find my merry little band of spiders. I am blessedly not allergic to thier bites. I have been bitten by brown recluse 6 at a time.. and thankfuly the venom just crystalized in my system, and did not harm me. The poor little babies were just scared and didnt mean to bite me.

I esp. like Goliath Bird Eaters. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theraphosa_blondi I would *love* to have one. But they freak out my girl. They are about the size of a dinner plate, and the largest spider in the world. They can capture and eat a full grown mouse. They are no where as mean as a camel spider.. those I dont want anything to do with. Mean lil buggers. http://www.camelspiders.net/large-camel-spider-picture.htm

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RE: spider jar - 1/7/2008 7:54:43 AM

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Here's the rub and something I have never quite understood. Tarantulas and spiders of similar size I have no problem with, infact, I like them and have handled them in the past. I even find the recluse spider a creature of beauty and yet, typical garden/house spiders make me jump especially either the 'wolf' type or squat short-legged black kind that tend to jump.

I think it is because the smaller ones tend to be more aggressive. Not to mention more likely to be poisonus.
Wolf spiders, which we have a metric butt load of here in Florida are mean tempered lil bastages. Very aggressive, and will chase a human. The fact that they can Jump great distances and instantly be on ya does not help either. Those I usualy ban, and kick out of my house. Along with anything that will poison my girl, and our um.

My ex girlfriend had a bad run in with a wolf spider when I was pregnant. I had to save her from distroying the house. She had it cornered in the kitchen, and tried to squish it with the coffee maker. It shoved the coffee maker back at her. ( yes I saw it.. the freakin thing was huge ) He got kicked out of the house then and there. Even though it was in self defense. LOL

They are not terribly toxic when they bite.. they just scare the crap out of folks. Brown Recluse are much nastier all around except for the scare factor. Everyone living in a coastal area should familiarize themselves as to what a brown recluse looks like, and treatments for a bite. I have seen folks lose limbs because of an untreated bite. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_recluse_spider

Sorry to those of you who dont like or get creeped out about spiders.. but knowledge is key in not being bitten, or in having something become infected.

To me, any natural thing that reduces the bug population is a Good thing.

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RE: spider jar - 1/7/2008 8:58:05 AM

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My favorite way to kill a spider is with a rubber band. I have a freaky unnatural skill- I have deadly accurate aim with a rubber band. If the spider is up high and I don't want to smear his guts on the wall where I can't clean it, I can shoot close enough where it won't hit him, but it will scare them and force them to drop down on their butt string to the floor where I then grab another rubber band, take aim and shoot his ass off. CLEAN OFF, DAMMIT. I will separate the ass from the body. I HATE cleaning up the body though. I kill flies with rubber bands too. A fun way to pass the afternoon on a lazy summer day is to sit with a bag of rubber bands on the back patio and shoot flies.

When I'm gardening, I grab spiders in my hands and throw them on the ground and stomp on them. I know I shouldn't kill spiders in the garden, but in Southern California, we get HUGE garden spiders and I cannot stand bending over to deadhead a rose and get knocked out by a spider or have them crawl in my hair.

Now, black widows are another story. I get out the big guns for those- straight to the Raid.

I used to scream and run away from spiders, but I don't want to scare my sons, so I have learned to not react, and just grab the rubber bands. I just HATE spiders though- crafty little bastards- it feels like you've been raped when you wake up in the morning with a spider bite. It crawled into your bed and sucked your blood while you were sleeping! What the hell? And what's up with the way they freeze when you turn on a light? What- they think if they stay still you won't notice them on a white tile floor? Or is it they're so cocky they are challenging you? Roaches scatter- spiders hold their ground.

Since we're on the subject of insects, spiders and such, we once had a cannibal cricket that lived behind our toilet. We couldn't catch him. We would find cricket legs and other body parts scattered around, and hear the little bastard singing his sonatta behind the toilet.

OK, so to answer the OP's question, I would so not want a jar of spiders by my head. If it was a snake or some other reptile, I would want to take him out and play with him...love snakes, lizards, tortoises, etc! Rats are cool too. I've always had reptiles or rats as pets- never a dog.

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RE: spider jar - 1/7/2008 9:05:33 AM

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Nothing personal....

But I *so* dont like you right now.

It is called a glass and a sheet of paper. No Squish!

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RE: spider jar - 1/7/2008 9:18:30 AM

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ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

Ok.. little known freaky thing of mine...

When I was younger I lived next door to a guy who had a tarantula farm.. I used to lay on the floor and have him let them crawl all over me... I *loved* it.. it was soooo sooo nice.

I have had tarantulas myself.. and I adore the little babies.

I wouldnt mind being tied down.. and have a few climb over my naked body. As long as they were tame, and calm.

Gwyn

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You are a BRAVE soul, that's for sure!!
No, i couldn't handle it by me during a session, only because i'd be afraid of Sir's intentions ;(

*smiles* They are my babies.. I just love spiders...
My girl and our Um calls them my minions.. *chuckles* any where I go or live, you will find my merry little band of spiders. I am blessedly not allergic to thier bites. I have been bitten by brown recluse 6 at a time.. and thankfuly the venom just crystalized in my system, and did not harm me. The poor little babies were just scared and didnt mean to bite me.

I esp. like Goliath Bird Eaters. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theraphosa_blondi I would *love* to have one. But they freak out my girl. They are about the size of a dinner plate, and the largest spider in the world. They can capture and eat a full grown mouse. They are no where as mean as a camel spider.. those I dont want anything to do with. Mean lil buggers. http://www.camelspiders.net/large-camel-spider-picture.htm

Gwyn,
who rooted for the spider in Arachnophobia

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RE: spider jar - 1/7/2008 9:31:33 AM

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Gwyn, have I ever mentioned how much I adore you...lmao....

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RE: spider jar - 1/7/2008 9:37:04 AM

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i enjoy watching spiders. i have occassionally found what appears to be tiny tarantulas and i captured it and put it in a bug cage. i would find little bugs for it to eat. It would eventually see me and know i was going to throw it a tasty treat and sort of wait at the door lol. i love those huge webs you find outside occassionally, i toss them bugs too and to watch them bite and spin them is fascinating. i was bitten by what the docs think was a recluse. i had tissue breakdown and some others side effects from it. He put me on antibiotics. i slapped the spider on mid bite - hurt like hell.

i have a few bug stories.

Took a bite out of a plum and it tasted acrid and there was half a worm left. i puked

To this day i cannot bite into a plum - i cut it up with a knife first.

Was at my puter and drinking coffee and on the last luke warm sip something slithered into my mouth. i immediately spit it back into my cup and it was a centipede

An old lady who lived in a building i worked in asked me to help her get some cans down from a top shelf. i said sure and was on a step stool reaching up to where i could not see and taking old cans down. She handed me some raid and said - would you be a dear and spray in case there are any bugs up there. i said sure, started to spray and by the time i looked up 100's of cockroaches started jumping out all over me. i screamed, leaped from the step stool and began shaking roaches off me.... still shudder when i remember that one.

Was at my ex's house and he asked me to go to the basement and get his laundry - i did and when i looked around me i saw dozens of crickets all over the place - walls, floor, ceiling - i screamed and they started to leap around. He had an infestation. i don't like bugs that leap..... used to have them in my city apartment, big water bugs occassionally - i was standing over it, not knowing it could fly... OMG i thought i was going to have a heart attack when it flew up at me.

Bugs belong outside!

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aqua vacuuming up bugs doesn't kill them. Eventually they crawl back down the hose and are fine. i know this as i once had about 20 flies in my living room and i vacuumed them up... i was resting on the couch and 20 minutes later they all came flying out the end of the hose again. i vacuumed them up again but left the hose sticking out the sliding glass door so they flew outside.

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RE: spider jar - 1/7/2008 9:39:18 AM

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Nothing personal....

But I *so* dont like you right now.

It is called a glass and a sheet of paper. No Squish!

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You're more than welcome to be on call any time I need somebody handy with a glass jar and a sheet of paper. If you're not available, I'll keep my bag of rubber bands close by...

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RE: spider jar - 1/7/2008 9:46:52 AM

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Eeeeewwww....water bugs are so disgusting!

There are a few cute bugs...I think shield bugs while in the nymph stage are cute, and June bugs and moths are cute. June bugs have the most adorable bright little eyes! And they're so dumb, how can you not help but adore them?

Right now my most un-favorite bug is the Harlequin Beetle- they wreaked havoc on my carnations this summer, and I try to use natural remedies to keep my garden balanced, like lady bugs and Praying Mantis, but finally I had to use a Pesticide to get rid of the Harlequins.

We get crickets in our garage every summer. I spray Raid and they literally come leaping out of the woodwork.

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RE: spider jar - 1/7/2008 9:59:58 AM

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Gwyn, my other half ran a search for Wolf Spiders and I couldn't believe just how many species of wolf spider there are... they're mean-looking! We had a wolf spider in the house some months ago, although not the largest of its species but big enough to have difficulty getting it into a pint beer glass (the old fashioned barrel shaped type which are shorter but have a larger circumference than modern-day beer glasses - makes me sound bloody ancient!) and this thing was rearing up at Reality. I sat on the bed laughing nervously while watching this going on, the nervous laughter was b/c if he couldn't get it out of our apartment, it meant I would have had to do it and I didn't even want to comtemplate that!

I agree regarding the recluse and the nasty consequences of being bitten by one, although I did some considerable research some years ago on the recluse as a result of a now ex of mine (in texas) claiming to have been bitten by one, and discovering that while he still maintains it was a recluse it likely wasn't, and the infection was probably caused by very poor personal hygiene (ie scratching the wound with dirty fingers) which resulted in the tissue surrounding the wound necrotising. If I find the source, I'll post it but according to the official source I read regarding recluses few bites are actually attributed to the recluse and result mainly from cross-infection caused by improper care of the wound.

I think what fascinated me about the recluse, other than its extraordinary markings, is the placement of its eyes.

Regardless of the species of spider, I've never purposefully killed one b/c as you said, they serve a useful purpose. I don't share the same philosophy about human beings

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RE: spider jar - 1/7/2008 10:02:20 AM

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Gwyn, have I ever mentioned how much I adore you...lmao....

*Muwah* I loves yas too sweetie!

*giggles*

Girl we have got to have a girls day of sewing soon! None of my corsets fit me anymore. They are just too big. *pouts*

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she sews, she cooks, she rides horses and loves spiders.. and bashes on folks with swords. I am the nice kinky medieval equivalent to Martha Stewart.

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RE: spider jar - 1/7/2008 10:29:08 AM

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To be afraid of a spider in a jar would be akin to getting excited about fucking a cunt sealed in a jar.

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RE: spider jar - 1/7/2008 10:44:56 AM

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snakes?......I HATE snakes...if I was Indiana Jones..the Ark wold still be lost...............spiders no big deal

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RE: spider jar - 1/7/2008 10:51:11 AM

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snakes?......I HATE snakes...if I was Indiana Jones..the Ark wold still be lost...............spiders no big deal

Jeff

Awww...Jeffff, snakes are fun! I once had a Ribbon Snake that loved to just hang out around my neck for hours. One time though- and this is gross- I took him out of his tank too soon after he had eaten, and I was sitting on the couch watching TV and when I looked down, I saw that he had barfed up two goldfish onto my chest. Yuck. Never take your snake out on the same day he's eaten...let his tummy settle!

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RE: spider jar - 1/7/2008 11:54:20 AM

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This thread is really bugging me...

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RE: spider jar - 1/7/2008 12:35:00 PM

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