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How come Jesus did not write a book in the bible. Merc's Top 10 reasons there is no 'Book of Jesus' in the Bible... 10. - He lived in a poor community, perhaps he was a child left behind? 9. - He used a laptop and before he could hit save - his battery died? 8. - He had ADD and no Ritalin back then? 7. - The dog ate it? 6. - Similar to what's going on in Hollywood now, perhaps they had a 'Scribe's Strike' and, being in the 'Carpenter's Union' he honored the picket lines? 5. - Two words - "writers block". 4. - He did, but the Pharisees refused to publish it - thus the first ever conspiracy theory. 3. - His editors caught him plagiarizing some of the chapters and he got nailed for it? 2. - He could only express himself in music, deferring to John to write the lyrics. And the #1 Reason there is no "Book of Jesus" in the Bible... He wrote a great one but he's on a 2000+ year 'waiting for approval' from his Mod?
< Message edited by Mercnbeth -- 1/16/2008 10:10:48 AM >
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