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Maxi pad sayings - 1/20/2008 3:00:05 PM   
MissAidan


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Status: offline 		After reading the "happy period" thread, I got to thinking.  What would be good sayings to put on the wrappers in place of "have a happy period"?  I'm thinking "chocolate solves everything".  Looking forward to others thoughts on this!
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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/20/2008 6:11:41 PM   
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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/20/2008 6:25:33 PM   
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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/20/2008 6:32:06 PM   
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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/20/2008 6:37:01 PM   
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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/20/2008 6:48:58 PM   
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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/20/2008 7:03:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		Lol, I love it! Reminds me of a favorite key chain of mine..."I have PMS and a gun.  Excuse me, did you have something to say?"

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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/20/2008 8:12:03 PM   
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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/20/2008 8:12:51 PM   
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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/20/2008 10:09:01 PM   
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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/21/2008 12:51:59 AM   
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Status: offline 		rubber, if you really use that one it might be countered by :

What doesn't bleed for five days and DOES die ? (that means Hubby)

I would say don't use it.

How about like numbering them. And like on the third one it says :

"If he is is still around, he might be worth it, so do not kill him".

How many come in a package of those things anyway ? I mean on like a thirty pack, I gotta come up with thirty trite little sayings which don't get me killed ? I think I'll have to hand this one off to my buddy Jack. I am sure he will get himself killed, but at least I won't be killed :-)

I see that as a positive thing, your opinion might vary of course. I, however like being not killed.

At the moment.

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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/21/2008 4:32:22 AM   
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ORIGINAL: MissAidan

Lol, I love it! Reminds me of a favorite key chain of mine..."I have PMS and a gun.  Excuse me, did you have something to say?"


lol-one of the ladies that works for me gave me that keychain last year for my b'day...

as for a saying.....just leave it blank and put a lil chocolate bar there-i mean theyre sanitary til ya use em...............thats kinda gross, but im stickin to it......maxi pads in the refridgerator section of your grocery store...coming soon



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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/21/2008 5:49:33 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

rubber, if you really use that one it might be countered by :

What doesn't bleed for five days and DOES die ? (that means Hubby)

I would say don't use it.

How about like numbering them. And like on the third one it says :

"If he is is still around, he might be worth it, so do not kill him".

How many come in a package of those things anyway ? I mean on like a thirty pack, I gotta come up with thirty trite little sayings which don't get me killed ? I think I'll have to hand this one off to my buddy Jack. I am sure he will get himself killed, but at least I won't be killed :-)

I see that as a positive thing, your opinion might vary of course. I, however like being not killed.

At the moment.

T


I think you are on to something here.
This could revive the old Burma Shave signs!

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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/21/2008 9:08:29 AM   
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Status: offline 		You dont need to be bleeding  to die!!!!!!!!!! heeeee
Seeks...maybe free choccy coupons instead of the real thing?? pick up in thesame shop?
A box of heavy duty tampons or pads  entitles you to one free box of lindor(insert favourite choccy here)
Regular  or light....hersheys or cadburys(again insert fave here)
Someone should get on to the chocolate makers everywhere, this could be a PR rrevolution/goodwill mission
but knowing them they will just bump up the price
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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/21/2008 9:53:30 AM   
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Status: offline 		OH, OH, OH... PMS Chocolate!!  Maybe shaped like men, mens sex organs, store clerks...

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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/21/2008 3:16:54 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Saratov

OH, OH, OH... PMS Chocolate!!  Maybe shaped like men, mens sex organs, store clerks...


omg what sheer genius! 

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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/21/2008 6:14:17 PM   
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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/22/2008 8:32:04 AM   
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Just hand over all the chocolate and no one gets hurt.

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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/22/2008 8:44:39 AM   
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Don't kill your sleeping husband. If he is asleep, he is not pissing you off.

Take advantage of your one week, "bitch," pass!

This is just a bad dream. In a few days you'll wake up and everything will be okay.


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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/22/2008 8:54:16 AM   
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