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Miss.State Department of Health criteria for obese persons: 1. If you look down and can`t see your feet,no service. 2. If your belly touches the counter,no service. 3. If you can`t get chicks,no service. 4. If there are parts of your body that you can`t reach or wash,no service. 5.If you shop the "Big and Tall" dept,and aren`t tall,no service. 6.If " super-size" is your nic,no service. Of course there`ll be a government training course to identify the obese,which will be required before receiving a state license. I think this will go the way of DLs for illegals.
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