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kittinSol -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 5:14:13 PM)
Whatever you use to grease it up do not, I repeat, do NOT, under any circumstances, be tempted to use 'Vick's VapoRub'. http://www.vicks.com/vaporub-ointment.php

RedMagic1 -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 5:17:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SubChris2 Not sure because I don't go to the doctor (which is bad, I know). Since I'm about 30 pounds over my target weight and don't eat particularly well I am going to guess it is a little on the high side. You might just want to buy one of those tubs of "Smart Balance" then, sculpt appropriately, and then refrigerate or freeze, to taste.

SubChris2 -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 5:21:28 PM)
There's no need to use grease, it's butter. And why not Vick's?

softness -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 5:22:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RedMagic1 quote: ORIGINAL: SubChris2 Not sure because I don't go to the doctor (which is bad, I know). Since I'm about 30 pounds over my target weight and don't eat particularly well I am going to guess it is a little on the high side. You might just want to buy one of those tubs of "Smart Balance" then, sculpt appropriately, and then refrigerate or freeze, to taste. bites tongue ... really ... really hard

kittinSol -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 5:23:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SubChris2 There's no need to use grease, it's butter. And why not Vick's? Each to their own...[:-] .

MistressVnus -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 5:24:35 PM)
quote: give us a little detail, wonderbread. Speaking of wonderbread. Here's a great recipee. Tell your Mistress that after she crams that butter up your ass....to reach around and grab your scrotum and shove you nuts up there too. Stir it around a little with a dildo.....and poof.......out from the oven comes ........BROWNIES!!

windchymes -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 5:25:51 PM)
Par-kay....

celticlord2112 -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 5:26:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SubChris2 There's no need to use grease, it's butter. And why not Vick's? It ruins the taste?

RedMagic1 -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 5:27:31 PM)
I'm not envisioning a "your Mistress" involved here, Venus. This feels more like a voyage of self-discovery.

mnottertail -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 5:27:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: softness puts down the cookies she was about to eat ... bleugh .. thanks for ruining my nutritious dinner guys Meh.....just stuff them cookies up your ass, the lower intestine is an amazingly complex organ. But, I will warn you, it ain't got no teeth, so you'll have to 'gum' it, but it has a voracious appetite and will suck up anything you stuff into it like a deathrow cocksucker just before the switch is activated. It has no couth, you see. Ron

HybridMoments -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 5:28:46 PM)
I think I just cured my URI from reading this post. Thank you.

lauren0221 -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 5:28:52 PM)
FR I would be worried about meltage. Do you have any idea how hard grease stains are to get out? If you must, keep a big bottle of Spray n' Wash handy.

MistressVnus -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 5:29:05 PM)
quote: It ruins the taste? Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

mnottertail -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 5:30:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: windchymes Par-kay.... I think this is bad advice, the trans-fats..........and you don't want your ass dripping some 'tastes just like butter' kinda jingle at work do you? TheAdvertizingCouncil

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 5:30:57 PM)
Why does this smack of someone doing webcam domination who gets their jollies seeing if the play-ee involved will ACTUALLY do something just becasue they say they should? See, the rest of the world has these things called dildos... good for repeated use and if you are really that interested you can lube it with butter ick and it doesnt cost that much more with friggin dairy prices these days... My 2 buttery-tastin cents DV

MissMagnolia -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 5:32:54 PM)
Maybe this isn't being done for sexual purposes. Have you horrible, mean people thought the OP might just be really, really badly constipated? A little understanding please ladies and gentlemen. You might need a little "help" one day. I personally prefer laxatives, but that's me.[:D]

subtee -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 5:35:38 PM)
Well that's a "lax" way to go about it then... [Edited to add: I still love your boobs...what would happen if you stuck a stick of butter in between them?]

Lumus -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 5:36:59 PM)
But...err... blinx

MissMagnolia -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 5:37:00 PM)
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MissMagnolia -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 5:38:08 PM)
Oh subtee honey, I could get a case of butter down there and a few pints of milk. They'd just never be seen again.[:D]

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