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mnottertail -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 7:04:16 PM)
Well, an untamed youth; Noah...I am convinced that it said Joachim refuses to apply himself, just as it said on my report card (except it said Ron, of course) but I never learned that much about parsing sentence structure, it just never clambered into my secret ganglion in a way that was ferrety. River Phoenix Kant (see a thred running thru this, do ya?) Not so a river, that would be Brad Pitt Kant or possibly, Hannible Lektor Kant or the like.

DarkDaddyZ -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 7:06:32 PM)
I used to take my melon scooper out and scoop little ball of Crisco and put it on wax paper and pop them in the freezer and take them out to butt bead expanders prior to butt play..... but never with butter! Btw y'all some freaks!

ygraine -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 7:13:15 PM)
Grease is the word. And no you will not absorb cholesterol in your sphincter. Sheesh.

Noah -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 7:14:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Well, an untamed youth; Noah...I am convinced that it said Joachim refuses to apply himself, just as it said on my report card (except it said Ron, of course) but I never learned that much about parsing sentence structure, it just never clambered into my secret ganglion in a way that was ferrety. River Phoenix Kant (see a thred running thru this, do ya?) Not so a river, that would be Brad Pitt Kant or possibly, Hannible Lektor Kant or the like. I do like the ring of My Secret Ganglion. And clambering. Do you have a Girl Friday who could develop a full treatment of that for you? Ganglia, ganglion, gangliorum. Don't we find funny shit in these forums?

ThinkingKitten -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 7:17:21 PM)
....crashing in from crimsonmoan's Health and Safety forum thread..... Try putting some Tabasco sauce on the butter stick.

Reflectivesoul -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 7:17:35 PM)
Noah, Aparently today its greasy par-kay shit... goes back to my corner and shakes head squick

Noah -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 7:18:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ygraine Grease is the word. And no you will not absorb cholesterol in your sphincter. Sheesh. Hey. You may be a dom but you're not his dom. Are you?

lronitulstahp -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 7:20:16 PM)
butter, butter everywhere, a pat upon your taint...

mnottertail -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 7:22:11 PM)
I thought I might be persona non gratis with you and yours, since no missive has crossed my path that inveigled me to your handfast. Nevertheless... In the space that has passed since we have traded our weltanshuung.......ther is a girl that has a column of nerves that she considers her "vagina" that I; for whatever reason seem to exite from time to time...........we shall see, yanno? Meier Kant

ygraine -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 7:23:04 PM)
huh?

mnottertail -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 7:27:01 PM)
Merely a ritualistic and diplomatic language between two world powers, two primary forces in the universe; not anything you should worry your pretty little head about, girl. Ron

RedMagic1 -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 7:27:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ygraine Grease is the word. And no you will not absorb cholesterol in your sphincter. Sheesh. Listen Mr. Keystone Kop of the Safety Police: #1) I was playing along. #2) the sphincter is the muscle that encircles the "asshole" #3) the butter would end up in an area called the "rectum" #4) the rectum is covered with blood vessels, just like the intestines #5) Hell, yeah, the chlolesterol would get absorbed into the blood via the rectal vessels. 92-97% of the cholesterol manufactured by the human body is reabsorbed by the intestines as it is. #6) The higher cholesterol one would gain by performing this act is less important than the low self-esteem one must possess even to consider this act. You don't have the faintest idea what you are talking about. I at least was being funny.

lronitulstahp -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 7:29:52 PM)
—"Everything's Better With Blue Bonnet On It!" ...and by the way...even i would like another option in anal ease...perhaps he's stumbled upon a holy grail of sorts for assfuck lovers everywhere. Do you think the first leatherman who broke out a vat of Crisco didn't catch some crap??? You guys know NOTHING about the old guard!!! ~martha screwart

Noah -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 7:30:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp butter, butter everywhere, a pat upon your taint... The stuff goes in like margerine but ole-no it aint. Edited to say: There. That's better.

lronitulstahp -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 7:32:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ygraine huh? in reply to Noah

sensiia -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 7:35:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Load up on the cinnamon and ginger tho..........family recipe........ Just a thought........ Mull it over. Ron Yes cinnamon is perfect especially the leaf oil, talk about one HOT evening... The only thing I remember about butter and the ass was the Last tango in Paris

Noah -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 7:35:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Merely a ritualistic and diplomatic language between two world powers, two primary forces in the universe; not anything you should worry your pretty little head about, girl. Ron Dude, persona way gratis. Better late than never? ygraine's a girl?

mnottertail -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 7:42:20 PM)
Oh, you fucking jest, NOAH. Uther Pendragon sends his general (whomever) out to the battlefront to be slain, so that he can hump the leg of the foresworn generals wife, make a bastard child and one day rule england, call himself arthur and have a guy like me (merlin) 'anging about and 'aving a guinness. I had no idea that you were so sheltered. Menachim Kant

Noah -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 7:42:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RedMagic1 quote: ORIGINAL: ygraine Grease is the word. And no you will not absorb cholesterol in your sphincter. Sheesh. Listen Mr. Keystone Kop of the Safety Police: #1) I was playing along. #2) the sphincter is the muscle that encircles the "asshole" #3) the butter would end up in an area called the "rectum" #4) the rectum is covered with blood vessels, just like the intestines #5) Hell, yeah, the chlolesterol would get absorbed into the blood via the rectal vessels. 92-97% of the cholesterol manufactured by the human body is reabsorbed by the intestines as it is. #6) The higher cholesterol one would gain by performing this act is less important than the low self-esteem one must possess even to consider this act. You don't have the faintest idea what you are talking about. I at least was being funny. Plus the lip muscles also constitute a sphincter. Which is funny.

mnottertail -> RE: Butter Safety Issues (2/15/2008 7:45:35 PM)
The wheels on the train go round and round round and round the wheels on the train go round and round... But! for the children............. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

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